WORST places to meet women?

[Death Metal Moe]

I know we'd all like to know places to meet that special lady, but this is different. It's a post to give your opinion about where NOT to be on the look out for the ladies.

My vote is ANY DEATH METAL SHOW!!!!!! Man this is a shitty place to look.

ANY girl there is either with a guy or in Unhallowed's case, in a band.

Death Metal doesn't have a lot of female fans yet, so if there's a lady at the show you can be sure their boyfriend usually dragged them there to watch a buddy's band.

Any others?

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some may say this board

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At an OBGYN'S waiting room.

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[FMJeff]

transvestite help groups

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[JerseyRich]

Michael Jackson's house.

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[Sheeplovr]

Iraq

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POWER AND CHAOS

[Death Metal Moe]

WOW! Jersey RIch, Jeff AND the illusive Sheepy.

To what do I owe this special honor?

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[JerseyRich]

He's elusive.


I have another.

Attica.

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[DJEvelEd]

Crackhouse
Dumpster
Men's bathroom



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[golfcourseguy]

Barbershop Quartetapalooza




" editing posts since day one"

[JiZ]

BAR9...yuck!

"Peace will come only when Palestinians love their children more than they hate Jews"
Israel's Former PM
Golda Meir

[Steels]

"Bulges" in SoHo.

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[ADF]

Death Metal doesn't have a lot of female fans yet


Yet? Death Metal is brand new, so they're bound to have tons of female fans a couple of weeks from now when it really hits it big in the mainstream.

I pick up all my chicks at the farm.

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[fluffernutter]

Pretty much any place I plan on being at.

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[Death Metal Moe]

You win this round ADF........

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[FUNKMAN]

a Dikes On Bikes rally...
:)

Lorena Bobbit's place...

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[grlNIN]

BAR9...yuck!



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[Iamnotatool]

The KitKat club

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...

[Hawiian shirt craig]

anywhere u need to put quarters in a machine to
keep talking to her
star trek convention
jews for jesus rally



-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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anal on the boss' couch since 1982....

[Bill From Yorktown]

prison

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[A.J.]

Seminaries.

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A Skidmark production.

99-44/100%

[TooCute]

Smith.

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[guttersnipe]

a "Promise Keepers" convention.



the artist formerly known as <br>cherrynoid<br>

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[SuperClerk]

A wrestling event.

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[Aggie]

Texas.

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God Bless Our Troops

[FUNKMAN]

at the Pharmacy counter while you're paying for your Preperation H...

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[TooCute]

Vermont.

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[stickyfingers]

the track





"lemme tell ya sumpin" -CW

[Dewey]

An STD clinic.

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[FUNKMAN]

on an elevator after you just floated a biscuit right before she got on...

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 3-24-03 @ 10:38 PM

[fiestygal]

in line to pick up your government cheese



...at a funeral


...at your moms house


...at a lesbo ralley

I'M RICH BIA-OTCH!

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[SoLost22]

-In the Doctor's Office while you are getting you AIDS test

-Your Family Reunion
-A transvestite convention

"God looks after drunks, fools, and the United States."

[erole]

...Wednesday night at the Pyramid

...the 2003 Crack Hoar Convention

...underneath city sewer grates

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and a lot about nothin'

[FUNKMAN]

in the doctors office while you're getting your prostate checked...

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[Green Lantern]

your mom's box

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We came, We saw, We kicked it's ASS!!!

[HordeKing1]

In the lockdown ward.

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[FUNKMAN]

at the altar...
:)


man, lucky my wife doesn't read the board...

just in case: "just kidding honey, see I put a smiley face"

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[Steels]

"Feathers" in Hackensack..

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[high fly]

Funeral home.
NFL game--sure you see some nice arm candy, but none that are available.
Fart contest---for some strange reason they just don't get it.
Shitting contest [see above].

" and they ask me why I drink"

[SuperClerk]

at a star Trek convention

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[Gmann]

at the Clinic

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

[golfcourseguy]

Augusta National,"member's lounge"




" editing posts since day one"

This message was edited by golfcourseguy on 3-25-03 @ 9:36 PM

[Kewlkat]

anywhere or place where theres chicken parm

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

- in the Ricky Lake Audience (too opinionated)

- church (prudes)

- online (fake)

- your wedding (she's single, you're not <b>anymore</b>)

- any Rosie O'Donnel funded event (self explanatory)


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[fiestygal]

...Wednesday night at the Pyramid


wacky horn

at a lamaz class

at a brother/ sister sex convention

in the bathroom of a greyhound bus

at bar 9 (they are usually drunk- it dont make ya a bad person)- oh wait maybe thats a good thing

in stalker patty's box

I'M RICH BIA-OTCH!

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THANX TENBATSUZEN!!

[ChickenHawk]

WORST places to meet women?
Wherever I AM.

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[Iamnotatool]

Augusta National,"member's lounge"


Gotta be top of the pyramid

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...

[shamus mcfitzy]

---a transformers post

---my huge freezer (they don't survive the night)

---Germany

[fiestygal]

somalia...if you fuck them their bones would break


hows thats for tasteless

I'M RICH BIA-OTCH!

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THANX TENBATSUZEN!!

[FUNKMAN]

at the Salon when they are getting their ass waxed...

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[ADF]

At the "Convention of Genuinely Funny Female Comedians."

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[ShelleBink]

school/work/hockey games/mall/this board

that about rounds it out for me, and i think it can apply for guys too.

<i>...why are you all looking at me like that?</i>

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[TheBrain007]

Cemetary.

Did I go too far with that one?

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"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

[WRESTLINGFAN]

boot camp

Kinda makes you think when the #1 rapper is white and the #1 golfer is black

[mikeyboy]

on the set of a gay porno.

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[FUNKMAN]

RAMRODS...

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[GeneralCartmanLee]

Gay bar

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[DJEvelEd]

"HELL"...dem hell biotches sho put out tho

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[FUNKMAN]

on a Thread about Religion...
:)

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[Heavy]

The morgue

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[hyperspace]

Transexual obgyn's office

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[Steels]

"The Boat Slip"

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[furie]

at a NAMBLA meeting or on the Rikki Lake show

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[mikeyboy]

Here (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=71&Topic=28751&keywords=DC)

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[Immigration Dude]

Men's room.

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