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fluffernutter

03-23-2003, 06:13 PM

So I have sunk into the game thread but this could be fun. This old friend of mind had a good part of his room decorated with fortune cookie fortunes and it was just strange but cool.

I have also noticed how I have NEVER had the same fortune twice and I eat out Chinese all the time.

Anyway, post your fortune cookie fortunes here.

Sometimes travel to new places leads to great transformation.
The only certainty is that nothing is certain.
There is no wisdom greater than kindness.

(in bed)

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bam44

03-24-2003, 03:35 AM

It's not the size of the ship, It;s the motion of the ocean.

Don't Believe the hype

spoon

03-24-2003, 03:48 AM

"Suck it!"

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West Side Claire

03-24-2003, 08:33 AM

I always have many a fortune floating around in my purse. For some reason I never throw them out. Here's one I just found...
Your secret desire to completely change your life will manifest.

FiveB247

03-24-2003, 08:40 AM

"you like chinese food"

The Blowhard

03-24-2003, 02:14 PM

"Help, I'm being held hostage in the kitchen"!!!

LatterYearsJimMorrison

03-24-2003, 02:17 PM

"You have crabs, ass-clown."

grlNIN

03-24-2003, 03:28 PM

"I just Pissed in your food"

and my alltime favorite.....

"MEOW"

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Death Metal Moe

03-24-2003, 03:55 PM

I have also noticed how I have NEVER had the
same fortune twice and I eat out Chinese all the time.

You know what, FUCK IT! I'm on a Mac right now and I'm
just gonna punch out because it FUCKS EVERYTING UP!!!

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This message was edited by Death_Metal Moe on 3-24-03 @ 7:59 PM

bam44

03-25-2003, 04:27 AM

Eat shit and die!

Don't Believe the hype

GaryWyze

03-25-2003, 04:39 AM

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