Why do Men Suck?

[Friday]

Seriously Boys. Why do you tell us how damn important we are to you and then turn around and disappear without a trace? What the F is up with that?

Just one of MANY reasons that men just plain SUCK.



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[ChickenHawk]

and then turn around and disappear without a trace?
You should stop dating black guys... http://www.geocities.com/hawkfact/annied.html

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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 3-23-03 @ 10:43 PM

[shamus mcfitzy]

Why do Men Suck?


usually 'cause their gays

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[FUNKMAN]

it's just an added sensation for the clitoris...

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[A.J.]

We're not all the same.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Is this your "coming out" thread?

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[Arienette]

men and women really don't understand each other, but, to be honest, all people suck. they're generally inconsiderate, selfish, and thoughtless. that's why i make it a policy to hate all people equally.

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[Meatball]

arienette's got the right idea.
i hate women. i hate them with a burning raging hatered that would make the sun look like a night light. - but i also love them. which is why there isnt enough therapy and pills on the earth to fix my confused ass.

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[Death Metal Moe]

If there is a God, he/she/it is laughing at us all right now.

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[Dewey]

A hard cock has no conscience.

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[jamesdiggy]

A hard cock has no conscience.
Ahhhhh........Shakespeare.

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[Iamnotatool]

Quote:
A hard cock has no conscience.


Ahhhhh........Shakespeare.



I could have sworn it was Tolstoy...

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...

[Death Metal Moe]

No no no. If you want Shakespear, add HATH.

A hard cock hath no conscience.

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[TheGameHHH]

that's why i make it a policy to hate all people equally.
And that's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

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[FUNKMAN]

it's just an added sensation for the clitoris...


adds sensation to the nipples as well...

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[Gmann]

Hey...Im sorry sweety.

Its been my experience that women aint to innocent either. I know what youre going through.Theres good and bad in both sexes. Hopefully things will be better for ya babes.

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[Death Metal Moe]

.......for the Money I guess.

So sad.

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[erole]

sorry Friday.
hope you feel better.

other than the reasons of being a prison bitch, or a homosexual, guys can suck for a variety of reasons. it's as varied as there are different people. fear, childishness, commitment issues, whatever.
i know a lot of women who can be just as strange and rude.

hang in there.

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[IrishAlkey]

Little boy blue...

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[jratt]

Why do guys suck????

could be they are bored and are
looking for a little adventure.
They have an adution for qeer as folk
they just might be gay...
but in the end the male race are just a bunch
of dicks

jratt AKA johnbravo
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[SuperClerk]

I suck toes. Does that count?

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[Kewlkat]

that's why i make it a policy to hate all people equally.


I like this policy, I think I'm gonna start following it.

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[Friday]

Hey Now.

I never said that I have anything against a hard cock without a conscience.

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[Dewey]

If you want Shakespear, add HATH.

A hard cock hath no conscience.



Did Shakespeare have a lithp?

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[Wormwood]

It definitely has something to do with you.

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone may be looking.
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[erole]

I never said that I have anything against a hard cock without a conscience.

My cock said, "Thank you."

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[Green Lantern]

You should stop dating black guys...

ChickenHawk you need to be Anna DeFranco
And you are just proving Friday's point.

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[Freebird]

I would like to point out that Your Olympic Champion, Kurt Angle, most definitley DOES NOT SUCK!!

It's true! It's true!

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I'm about to turn it up a notch!

This message was edited by Freebird on 3-25-03 @ 2:04 AM

[Arienette]

Anna DeFrancothat's ANI... how do we all not know this by now?

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[grlNIN]

that's ANI... how do we all not know this by now?



...ignorance is bliss...

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[Dan]

Wow, the penis envy in this thread would make Freud
proud.


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[stump12]

Men tell women how important they are cause its easier to lie than to tell you we are having doubts about the relationship.

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[Geppetto]

Swivelhips any guy who runs out on you is a fool. Guys who do this are usually cowards not man enough to be honest about how they feel.

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[MsBettyBoop]

Wow, I have to tell you. For me and my situation, this is the best place to be. To be honest I never even heard of Ron and Fez before. But I'll tell you, there are a lot of people here that share my concerns.

Friday, men suck because they just do. You have to find a guy that sucks less than the next the next one, or become a full blown lesbian. BELIEVE me, I know EXACTLY how you feel.

[Iamnotatool]

We dont all suck. Women are attracted to assholes. Nice guys finish last. We tend to have to wait until the hot girl is ready to settle down half the time, because we arent asshole-ey enough to get there attention...

Or, we can lower our standards, or, we can use our charm and good personalities...yeah right

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...

[Cybersoldier]

men and women really don't understand each other, but, to be honest, all people suck. they're generally inconsiderate, selfish, and thoughtless. that's why i make it a policy to hate all people equally.


I could not say it any better. Not all guys act the same, it like classifying all women are the same as well.

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