it must be hard being a teenage boy, what with the erections and all...

[Arienette]

i was on the subway on my way to school this morning, and was standing next to a boy... i'd guess that he was around 14 or 15. so we were holding onto the same subway pole thing, and i saw him look over at me a couple of times. every time i would look up at him, he'd look away. a bit later, a seat opened up, so i sat down. the people were shifting around, and the boy ends up standing right in front of me. i looked up once, and saw that he was looking at me again. a few minutes passed, and i thought i saw something move. so, i looked up, and i see that he's trying to control an erection. now, i've seen guys on the subway jerking it, and that was not what this guy was doing. he really looked like he was trying to push it back in so no one would notice. i looked away as soon as i realized, because i didn't want to make him even more uncomfortable. but it got me thinking that it must be kinda rough just popping up like that in the subway or some other really inconvenient place...

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[ADF]

I've been in bumpy car rides that've given me wood. I think it's the vibration effect or something. It's only bad if my dad is driving.

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Did he ask

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[IrishAlkey]

It was your tits.

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[JerseyRich]

It was tough being a teenager...

The worst thing about getting erections at that age was that I would just get one in the middle of something that I shouldn't be getting one. I remember getting them in math class...and I hate math.

Very uncomfortable.

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[TheGameHHH]

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[reeshy]

Yea, the subway does it to me everytime!!!

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[IrishAlkey]

I remember getting them in math class...and I hate math.

Is that an abacus in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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It's a tough life we live.

With school and all, ya gotta get the pocket trick down to a science.

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[ChickenHawk]

it must be hard being a teenage boy, what with the erections and all...
Shit! Erections stop after 19? ...Better enjoy them while I still can.

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[Arienette]

I get wood all the time, it's the best when I wear mesh shorts then everyone can see those must be some short shorts..

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[LatterYearsJimMorrison]

You have no idea of the pain of blue balls, especially when you get them during school.

[fatty]

ari, it's pretty hard for any guy to stand next to you and not have that problem. at least now you won't be mad when i only say hi to you for a second before excusing myself.

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At wrestling practice, I was warming up and had my warm-up sweats over my singlet. Sara started talking to me before my heat and I started feeling my wood rising. It got way up there and I had to push it to the side. I was called for my match and everyone saw my woody when I took off my warm-up sweats. I couldn't help it- but everyone kind of laughed and it made me feel more comfortable.

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[grlNIN]

yeah teenage boys have it rough, i mean an erection in an uncomfortable enviorment is waaaaaaaay harsh, almost as harsh as bleeding 6 to 8 days straight with your organs feeling like theyre turning inside out

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Im detecting a little bit of penis envy here

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[Geppetto]

i saw him look over at me a couple of times. every time i would look up at him, he'd look away.


Could be your just hot, take it as a comliment.

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[silera]

My two boys, 6 & 8, wake up with hard ons everyday.



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[nickeye]

I can't believe ADF actually snuck in a Richard Stabone pic. Boy, he got pretty hairy...

[grlNIN]

Im detecting a little bit of penis envy here




i really wish i had a dick, id bang everything in my sight, including small, furry animals

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[shamus mcfitzy]

man I actually thought i was in a very small minority that got subway wood. Man, it's crazy embarassing. Luckily I wear really big shirts so it's only about 1% of the time that you can even tell.

[PanterA]

teenage boys??

shit this happens even now...wait a minute...ok now i cant get up!

GREAT!!

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[dcpete]

as if the embarassment isn't bad enought, theres the zipperburn, ouch.

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[PanterA]

man I actually thought i was in a very small minority that got subway wood.Hey Reeshy....comment?

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[Iamnotatool]

My two boys, 6 & 8, wake up with hard ons everyday.



They must be thinking about mommy in their dreams...

i really wish i had a dick, id bang everything in my sight, including small, furry animals


mmm....beaver



Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...

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[reeshy]

Yea Pants.
I get wood on the train-yea that's right-at least I can get it up- yea that's right!!!! Yea Wood!!!!! uh-huh!!!on the train!!!!

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[Dewey]

we were holding onto the same subway pole


I'm sure you looking at him while licking and stroking the subway pole didn't help.



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[Arienette]

I'm sure you looking at him while licking and stroking the subway pole didn't help. i dunno, it seemed to help.

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I wish I was twelve again.

...and had tokens...

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[Johnathan H Christ]

freshman year of highschool. the bus ride in the morning used to do that to me all the time. it doesnt help when you're all sleepy, you wake up when you get to school to find that you have a raging hardon. you try through all your teen years to just not be noticed and you gotta get off the bus sporting a tent.

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[IrishAlkey]

I'm amazed to hear that so many guys had no control over their cocks.

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[SoLost22]

the ability to live with a hard makes us men what we are. And makes ugly women pretty when i'm drunk

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[fiestygal]

great topic randi...but heres a question that sort of goes along with what you are saying FOR THE FELLAS.... what is up ( no pun intended) with cronic masterbation? dont you guys get sick of it and getting wood?

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[erole]

cronic masterbation? is that when it is so bad a guy has to cut a hole in his pants pocket for all day access?

that's off topic .

back in school the erections were awful. a lot of seat squirming in class, a lot of quick quarter turns with a fast penis adjustment so no one sees, and a lot of knocking over the teacher's apple when I walked past her desk.

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[sexy bastard]

i must admit that after readingthe orignal post....I got wood

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[A.J.]

it must be hard being a teenage boy, what with the erections and all...


It's not much easier when you're a 32-year old man.

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[Doogie]

I need a shower after all these replies...you sick animals.

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[Arienette]

what is up ( no pun intended) with cronic masterbation? dont you guys get sick of it i really don't think this is at all specific to guys. i guess you could call me a "chronic masturbator"... and i never get sick of it.

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[fiestygal]

I need a shower after all these replies...you sick animals.



now now dennis dont be so judgemental...youre the worst at contolling your wood..he he he

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[Contra]

"chronic masturbator"...


isnt that when i have a blunt in one hand and my dick in the other?

ahh memories...

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[vegeta]

I don't see anything wrong with the "subway fantasy erection" thing. Kids gotta learn somewhere...

You have to realize that a man and his penis are not working together. The damn thing has a mind of its own. That's why there are so many single mothers around. The penis wants to do whatever it feels like and it takes the man on the ride.

Damn you penis! My buddy and my enemy all at the same time. And fuck you balls, while i'm at it.

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And I have ta add- morning wood is the best! It's the only way you know you're still alive.

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[grlNIN]

isnt that when i have a blunt in one hand and my dick in the other?





he's a multi-tasker




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[Katylina]

My two boys, 6 & 8, wake up with hard ons everyday.

My students who are autistic need to be taught how to toilet appropriately without stimming etc. They are ages seven and eight, and we have been noticing that they sometimes have erections before they go to the bathroom. We weren't sure if this was "normal," but now that I saw that quote, I know it is. Wow-- I can't wait to teach Fiona how to use feminine hygiene products. So many fun lessons in store... It's even worse than the "wiping" goal.

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[high fly]

Oh man, I remember once way back when I was about 13 or 14 and popped a boner in math class. It was really uncomfortable and as I was trying desperately to covertly rearrange the furniture, I glanced to my left and the girl that I was crazy about was looking straight ahead, but was watching me out of the corner of her eye. I blushed not only then, but every time I saw her for months, maybe years, hell, it's been so long....

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