Why can't pills be square?

[silera]

I just lost a birth control pill.

Is there some unwritten law of nature that those motherfuckers be the size of a fucking neutron and circular to boot?

It's hard enough to remember to take them every day, and then when I finally get one out of its awful, cheap ass packaging, it pops out and rolls away into obscurity. You think they could also come up with some better fucking way of dispensing them, maybe a pez dispenser for pills. I can scour the floor for hours to no avail. They totally fucking disappear.

So, I've paid $40 for this prescription, and it is now totally useless. That ONE missed pill will now mean that I have to use my backup birth control protection (swallowing) until I start my next pack.

I say make them bigger and square, and bright fucking orange, like Flintsones vitamins. While you're at it, make them not taste like petrified wood.

Thanks.



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[PanterA]

square pills might be a bit hard to swallow.

also just cause it's square doesnt mean it wont roll...example dice.

I think they should come in fun shapes, like flinstone vitamins. Maybe even exotic pills for viagra users and make them look like boobs and vaginas. How about birthcontrol pills looks like big sperm.

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This message was edited by PanterA on 3-24-03 @ 7:41 PM

[IrishAlkey]

Man! I feel sorry for the guy who has to wait a month until you start your new set of pills until he can bust a nut i...

Wait a second...




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[silera]

Is the world ready for Baby Alkeys?


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[PanterA]

While you're at it, make them not taste like petrified woodI wouldnt know how old man junk tastes, but i'll take your word. :)

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[IrishAlkey]

No, but the welfare system is.

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[PanterA]

dont you 2 have phones?

wouldnt it be alot easier?

j/k

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[grlNIN]

example dice.



dice are 4 sided, thus the rolling. Im fairly sure SIl just meat a flat, square pill.

Would the Pez dispensers have baby heads on top?...if so would they wail everytime you opened to remove a pill????

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[silera]

I wouldnt know how old man junk tastes, but i'll take your word.

You like them young.


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[IrishAlkey]

dont you 2 have phones?

If I'm gonna' reproduce, I think it's only fair to ask the world for permission.

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[silera]

Would the Pez dispensers have baby heads on top?...if so would they wail everytime you opened to remove a pill????


I think the Pez dispenser's should come with an alarm with a baby wail for the sound. It should be set for 2 am, so that you will know what awaits you if you don't get the fuck up to take that pill.

It should be an ugly baby too.



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[PanterA]

dice are 4 sidednormal dice are 6 sided.

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[grlNIN]

I think the Pez dispenser's should come with an alarm with a baby wail for the sound. It should be set for 2 am, so that you will know what awaits you if you don't get the fuck up to take that pill.




it should also come with a kit that enduces swollen ankles and stretch marks.......i will never miss another pill so long as i live

normal dice are 6 sided.

i was never good at math


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This message was edited by grlNiN on 3-24-03 @ 7:54 PM

[mario]

Hey silera, maybe you should just leave the birth control pills alone and give alkey his first child and bring the child to bar9 and we'll watch him/her....

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I'd like meals to come in pez dispenser size, too. Like a little steak and potato pez.

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[silera]

and we'll watch him/her....

Try to walk by finding that delicate balance between his huge right ear and left buttock?



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[ChickenHawk]

Hey, while we're making them square, let's put small razor-sharp spikes on each side too.

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[IrishAlkey]

Hey, while we're making them square, let's put small razor-sharp spikes on each side too.

That would induce more of a permanent birth control.

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[Friday]

Hey, while we're making them square, let's put small razor-sharp spikes on each side too.




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[ADF]

normal dice are 6 sided.


Hmm.. I wonder what Bobby P does on the weekends... hmm..

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[Heather 8]

Is the world ready for Baby Alkeys?


Could I have one as a pet? I promise to feed it and take care of it... when I have time. :)

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[reeshy]

If I'm gonna' reproduce, I think it's only fair to ask the world for permission


What- are you fucking nuts, Alkey??? Fuck NO NO NO!!!!!

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[silera]

Peachy will have to be Baby Alkey's wet nurse.



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[Dewey]

I have to use my backup birth control protection (swallowing) until I start my next pack


If I was Alkey, I'd be stealing one from every pack.

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[PanterA]

Hmm.. I wonder what Bobby P does on the weekends... hmm..

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[IrishAlkey]

If I was Alkey, I'd be stealing one from every pack.

I was... but my breasts were growing so large I had to stop.

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[Heather 8]

I was... but my breasts were growing so large I had to stop.


Good... then you can be the wet nurse.

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[silera]

I practice being a lesbian by sucking on Alkey's tits.

I've got the tongue flick on nipple move down to a science.


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[IrishAlkey]

Good... then you can be the wet nurse.


I have a feeling you're a wetter nurse than I.

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[Arienette]

I practice being a lesbian by sucking on Alkey's tits.

I've got the tongue flick on nipple move down to a science.i'd like to offer my services as the first female test subject.

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[IrishAlkey]

i'd like to offer my services as the first female test subject.

Ditto to David...

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[TooCute]

I always keep an extra pack around which I use just for when I lose the stupid little pills.

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[ChickenHawk]

What's this topic about? Are there people having SEX?!?! Disgusting...

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[IrishAlkey]

My man nips have reduced since I stopped taking those pills.

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because then they would be tiny waffles or french toast...

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[Dewey]

I always keep an extra pack around


Should we call you TuPac instead of TooCute?

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Should we call you TuPac instead of TooCute?
Ba-dum chaa!

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[HordeKing1]

They're round or oval to make them easier to swallow.

Besides, some pills are just to hip to be square.

Ask your gynocologist for a few samples of the brand pill you're taking. That way you have something you can use if you lose a pill.



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Besides, some pills are just to hip to be square.


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Good One!!!!

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HA! I parry your silly bastard sword +2 with my left hand magic scimitar +5 and counter with my other right hand magic scimitar +7
*cough* rip off! *cough*

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[stickyfingers]

its hip to be square





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Ditto to David...


My ears are burning...


Oh yeah, I take singular and those sumnabitches are squawayer!!!

But when i drop them they dis-a-fuckin-pear!


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