making love to your pussy cat

[FUNKMAN]

just kidding,

but how many people kiss their cats on the mouth and tummy and stuff like that?

sometimes I'll lick their faces as if i was cleaning them, they get the wierdest look on their faces...

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[IrishAlkey]

Seek help.

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[FUNKMAN]

Seek help.



from a guy who farts on his girls leg...

and looks like John Cusack... I even showed your picture in work and my coworker agreed...

it's not an insult you know

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 3-25-03 @ 12:44 AM

[Jasmines Song]

You show pics of IrishAlkey to your co-workers?


That is so strange.






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"Be brave...be beautiful"

[FUNKMAN]

That is so strange.



hey, you looked in a thread titled "making love to your pussy cat" ???????
:)

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[erole]

and here I thought I finally found a place that had people sharing my personal tastes.
Damn you and your trickery!

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and a lot about nothin'

[IrishAlkey]

You show pics of IrishAlkey to your co-workers?


That is so strange.



You should try it, sweet tits. :)

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[Death Metal Moe]

I gave my cat Viagra and it wouldn't take no for an answer.

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[FUNKMAN]

I gave my cat Viagra and it wouldn't take no for an answer.


now that's just gay and wierd...
:)

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[zathrus]

you are sick

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[FUNKMAN]

you are sick


thanks for taking a look at the thread anyway, must've peaked your interest...
:)

it's a joke...

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[Reephdweller]

thanks for taking a look at the thread anyway, must've peaked your interest...



you had me at the word "pussy"

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[high fly]

It reminds me of the joke: Why should you wrap your hamster with duct tape?
So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[grlNIN]

it's a joke...




if i had a dime for everytime i caught someone i knew fucking a cat and then saying that.......
id have about 10 dimes

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[FUNKMAN]

if i had a dime for everytime i caught someone i knew fucking a cat and then saying that.......
id have about 10 dimes



Madone! Where the hell do you hang out?
:)

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[grlNIN]

Madone! Where the hell do you hang out?





Alkeys house....

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[FUNKMAN]

Alkeys house....



say no more
:)




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[Death Metal Moe]

Try to make love to THIS cat, you'll draw back a blood stump of a tool.

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[FUNKMAN]

Try to make love to THIS cat, you'll draw back a blood stump of a tool.


wouldn't think of it, I hear your vagina smells like bacon anyway...
:)

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[East Side Dave]

This thread is disgusting.



Does anyone know where I can get duck porn?

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 3-27-03 @ 10:07 PM

[FUNKMAN]

Does anyone know where I can get duck porn?


what are you on "quack", Madone!
:)

that's a Daffy Duck joke...


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[golfcourseguy]

"Does anyone know where I can get duck porn?"

Straight or gay?




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[East Side Dave]

Don't be silly; straight....... Straight......... duck.........PORN.

Don't be silly.

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 3-27-03 @ 11:45 PM

[grlNIN]

Don't be silly: straight....... Straight......... duck.........PORN.




see, why cant you just be normal and like straight duck porn like Dave??

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[East Side Dave]

Thank you, Miss Nine. Now I must go. Duck Tales is on.

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[golfcourseguy]

" Don't be silly: straight....... Straight......... duck.........PORN."

That's a relief. I thought the North American Gosling Drake Love Association was going to raise it's ugly head here ...again, or was that thread "removed"?





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[Gaia]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />just kidding, but how many people kiss their cats on the mouth and tummy and stuff like that? sometimes I'll lick their faces as if i was cleaning them, they get the wierdest look on their faces... <img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/anthology100.gif" border="0" width="100" height="100" /> <p>I do this all the time....I kiss the top of thier paws too.........I do the wierdest shit to them, sometimes the boyfriend walks in, see's whats up and says sarcastically; &quot;you want a little time alone?&quot; or : &quot;you want me to leave and come back when your done?&quot;</p>

[raulfd4]

<p>i don't own a cat but my ex did. i helped her pick him out and raised him for about a year.</p><p>definitely miss kissing him on the eyes and rubbing my face against his. he loved that shit.</p><p>also, when my girlfriend and i would be having sex missionary style he was known to hop up right where all the action was and his tail would brush up against balls and vag. can't say i didn't like it. </p><p>also, when i would be watching tv or reading with my hands behind my head he would occasionally like lay down with his junk on top of my armpit and not-so-much-hump as like slowly grind in closer over time. guess it was just nice an warm or something. or maybe a glandular thing? either way, that was just cute.</p><p><font size="3"><strong>just found a pic of funkman btw...</strong></font> </p><p><img src="http://skmwin.net/archives/imgs/2005120202.jpg" border="0" alt="funkman" title="funkman" width="331" height="249" />&nbsp;</p> <span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by raulfd4 on 3-7-07 @ 11:01 AM</span>

[ralphbxny]

Never....well once....and it wasnt even my pussy....cat!!

[Don Stugots]

i kiss my dog's face all the time.&nbsp; i try to lick her face and she gets freaked out, same if i try to bite her.

[Friday]

<p>I admit to enjoying the pussy love.</p><p>My old cat loves to be cuddled but he is more relaxed about it.&nbsp; My KITTEN, on the other hand, is always in my face and he likes to give little wet nose kisses.&nbsp; I have no germy-phobias about the kitties... if i have ice cream i admit to letting them lick of the spoon from time to time.&nbsp;&nbsp; meow.&nbsp; </p>

[angelinad128]

I used to kiss my cat on his head. He head butted me alot.&nbsp; If you went to tough anywhere underneath he would bite without hesitation.

[Marc with a c]

i once jacked off onto a cat on an airplane.

[angelinad128]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />i once jacked off <font style="background-color: #ffff00">onto</font> a cat on an airplane. <p>That's not fun </p>

[ozzie]

<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/topicicons/topic.gif" border="0" width="15" height="15" /></strong> <font face="verdana" size="1" color="#000000"><font size="3">03-25-<font color="#ff0000">200<strong>3</strong></font></font> @ 12:36 AM</font><strong>&nbsp;</strong></p><p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />just kidding, but how many people kiss their cats on the mouth and tummy and stuff like that? sometimes I'll lick their faces as if i was cleaning them, they get the wierdest look on their faces... <img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/anthology100.gif" border="0" width="100" height="100" /> </p><p>I do this all the time....I kiss the top of thier paws too.........I do the wierdest shit to them, sometimes the boyfriend walks in, see's whats up and says sarcastically; &quot;you want a little time alone?&quot; or : &quot;you want me to leave and come back when your done?&quot;</p><p>I was trying to guess what you might have been searching for when you dug up this blast from the past!</p>

[Chigworthy]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />just kidding, but how many people piss on their cats mouth and tummy and stuff like that? sometimes I'll kick their faces as if i was skinning them, they get the wierdest&nbsp;bruises on their faces...&nbsp; <p>&nbsp;</p>