Monster Garage, all the testoterone pumping machinery a man could desire.

[blakjeezis]

Seriously, this show kicks ass! It's on the Discovery channel, every Monday at 8 and is replayed a few time throughout the week. The setup is this: Jesse James, a badass custom motorcycle builder in the LBC and direct descendant of the outlaw of the same name, gets one week and a team of mechanics and what not to turn a stock automobile into a crazy piece of machinery. For example, a Geo Tracker into a hot air balloon, or a Limo into a fire fighing monster, complete with working pump and hose. If they complete the task, each team member gets sweet set of tools, if not, the vehicle is destroyed in an insane act of violence. Like last night, after failing to turn a Mazda RX7 into a dune buggy and win a race, Jesse absolutely shredded it with some fucking crazy 30 cal (I think), 3000 rounds/minute gun mounted on the top of a Suburban. It was one of the coolest things I have ever seen on TV.

<IMG SRC =http://www.blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/fluff.gif>
Love to Fluffernutter for the sig
A dollah eighty-two!?!?! These mus' be Long Island prices!
<marquee><font color=red>2%</font color=red> - White people are so scared of blakjeezis - <font color=red>2%</font color = red></marquee>

[Bob Impact]

AHHH GODDAMN IT WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THE GOOD ONES?

Monster Garage rocks, my personal favorite is the pontoon school bus and the Mini Cooper snowmobile.

<center><img src="http://czm.racknine.net/images/bobimpactfog.gif"><br>
Thanks, FlufferNutter and CZM! - <a href="http://bobimpact.coolfreepage.com/">Ron and Fez Drop Archive</a>
My Head is Bloody but unbowed.
Ron and Fez live in NYC or the real nightmare begins.</center>

[Geppetto]

damm I gotta get cable

<IMG SRC =http://www.blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/geppetto.gif>

[TheMojoPin]

all the testoterone pumping machinery a man could desire.

How is this not the gayest thing known to man?

<img src="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=TheMojoPin">
2% << FREE YERDADDY! >> "You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[blakjeezis]

How is this not the gayest thing known to man?

You see what you wanna, and that's all I'm gonna say.

<IMG SRC =http://www.blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/fluff.gif>
Love to Fluffernutter for the sig
A dollah eighty-two!?!?! These mus' be Long Island prices!
<marquee><font color=red>2%</font color=red> - White people are so scared of blakjeezis - <font color=red>2%</font color = red></marquee>

[TheMojoPin]

You see what you wanna, and that's all I'm gonna say.

Ooo Baby I like it RAW

Tasty.

<img src="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=TheMojoPin">
2% << FREE YERDADDY! >> "You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[KCfromDC]

I had to do a job at the DC Auto show, and I got to go in before the show started and climb all over the Porsche/Golf ball gun, the Explorer/Trash Truck, and the Impala SS/Zamboni. Fuckin' awesome.

<IMG SRC="http://www.top-dead-center.com/WashMonumentNightkc.jpg"