The Blowhard
03-25-2003, 11:55 AM
Trying to help. By Dennis Miller
All the rhetoric on whether or not we should go to war against Iraq has
got my insane little brain spinning like a roulette wheel. I enjoy
reading
opinions from both sides but I have detected a hint of confusion.
As I was reading the paper recently, I was reminded of the best advice
someone ever gave me. He told me about the KISS method (Keep It Simple,
Stupid!) so, with this as a theme, I'd like to apply this theory for
those
who don't quite get it. My hope is that we can simplify things a bit and
recognize a few important facts.
Here are 10 things to consider when voicing an opinion on this Important
issue:
1) Between President Bush and Saddam Hussein ... Hussein is the bad guy.
2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing, keep
this in mind, they have Libya heading the Committee on Human Rights and
Iraq
heading the Global Disarmament Committee. Do your own math here.
3) If you use Google search and type in "French military victories,"
your
reply will be "did you mean French military defeats?"
4) If your only anti-war slogan is "no war for oil," sue your school
district for allowing you to slip through the cracks and robbing you of
the education you deserve.
5) Saddam and Bin Laden will not seek united nations approval before
they
try to kill us.
6) Despite common belief, Martin Sheen is not the president. He plays
one
on t.v.
7) Even if you are anti-war, you are still an "infidel!" and Bin Laden,
and his many supporters, wants you dead, too.
8) If you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy" but not in the
danger
that Hussein poses, quit hanging out with the Dell computer dude.
9) We are trying to liberate them.
10) Whether you are for military action or against it, our young men and
women overseas are fighting for us to defend our right to speak out. We
all need to support them without reservation.
Dennis Miller fan since day one.(not counting Monday Night Football!)
This message was edited by Heckler on 3-25-03 @ 4:01 PM
All the rhetoric on whether or not we should go to war against Iraq has
got my insane little brain spinning like a roulette wheel. I enjoy
reading
opinions from both sides but I have detected a hint of confusion.
As I was reading the paper recently, I was reminded of the best advice
someone ever gave me. He told me about the KISS method (Keep It Simple,
Stupid!) so, with this as a theme, I'd like to apply this theory for
those
who don't quite get it. My hope is that we can simplify things a bit and
recognize a few important facts.
Here are 10 things to consider when voicing an opinion on this Important
issue:
1) Between President Bush and Saddam Hussein ... Hussein is the bad guy.
2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing, keep
this in mind, they have Libya heading the Committee on Human Rights and
Iraq
heading the Global Disarmament Committee. Do your own math here.
3) If you use Google search and type in "French military victories,"
your
reply will be "did you mean French military defeats?"
4) If your only anti-war slogan is "no war for oil," sue your school
district for allowing you to slip through the cracks and robbing you of
the education you deserve.
5) Saddam and Bin Laden will not seek united nations approval before
they
try to kill us.
6) Despite common belief, Martin Sheen is not the president. He plays
one
on t.v.
7) Even if you are anti-war, you are still an "infidel!" and Bin Laden,
and his many supporters, wants you dead, too.
8) If you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy" but not in the
danger
that Hussein poses, quit hanging out with the Dell computer dude.
9) We are trying to liberate them.
10) Whether you are for military action or against it, our young men and
women overseas are fighting for us to defend our right to speak out. We
all need to support them without reservation.
Dennis Miller fan since day one.(not counting Monday Night Football!)
This message was edited by Heckler on 3-25-03 @ 4:01 PM