What is the most deadliest animal on the planet?

[Reephdweller]

Is there one particular animal that is more fierce and gruesome deadly and dangerous than any other?

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[FUNKMAN]

my first thoughts would be the crocodile or alligator but the polar bear is close...

that would be a good battle matchup...

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[TheMojoPin]

Some kind of shark. Those things are to just swim, kill and eat.

But the polar bear pisses me off. They look all cute and cuddly, and I just want to share a Coke and some love with them, but the fuckers would claw my head off if I got near them. DENIED.

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[Freebird]

I would say it is the black mamba. Those snakes are the mf'ers (and I don't mean Mattitude Followers) of the animal kingdom. Not only are they exceedingly venomous and can kill most creatures with a bite, but they are excessively aggressive and will go after people and animals and attack. I believe their venom is a necrotic toxin, which means it literally rots the flesh from the inside..and fast. That's just flat-out evil. I could be wrong and it may be a neurotoxin, but that's still very mean.

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[The real Kenny Allen]

Neither the fiercest polar bear nor the deadliest shark can defeat the mighty VIRUS!!!


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The MOST DEADLIEST animal is whichever one killed your grammar skills.

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[noahfex]

humans

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[jratt]

The deadliest animal is a 9month
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[TheMojoPin]

The deadliest animal is a 9month
preg women who wants pickles
and ice cream but the supermarket just ran
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[jocefus]

most feared animal is the dreaded montana crotch rat

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[HordeKing1]

The answers were creative, but in my opinion NOAHFEX is correct.

Humans are by far the most dangerous animal on the planet.

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[FUNKMAN]

Humans are by far the most dangerous animal on the planet.


alright, put the human in the cage with the polar bear, throw him in the lake with the crocodile, we'll see who wins...
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and remember, you are just going in with "what evolution" gave you...

Horde King, I know you are ultimately right!

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[blakjeezis]

The Cape Buffalo in Africa kills more humans every year than any other animal. They're big, fairly mean and very unpredictable. They charged and trampled many a Bushman and Great White Hunter. Be afraid, be very afraid!
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[FUNKMAN]

The Cape Buffalo in Africa kills more humans every year than any other animal. They're big, fairly mean and very unpredictable


Madone! If i had that mug I'd be killing people too...

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[HordeKing1]

I don't know any animal besides humans that has been directly responsible for the death of hundreds of thousands of species.

(Not to mention our fellow humans)

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[ADF]

Eh, all those species were probably superfluous. I mean, our ecosystem is running along smoothly, right? Right?

I think the deadliest animal is a Billy Staples joke.. they slay me!

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[shamus mcfitzy]

and remember, you are just going in with "what evolution" gave you...


evolution gave me wheels and shotgun arms.......so.......i win. BOW BEFORE ME, NON-MECHAHUMANS, BOW BEFORE ME!!!!!!!!

[The Chairman]

Tough question to answer...depends on where you live, the chances that you might encounter it, and what your definition of "deadly" is...

When I was in Africa on safari, the only two animals that our tour guides were afraid of were in fact the Cape Buffalo and the Black Mamba. The reason the Cape Buffalo is so dangerous is that it's so unpredictable. A bull elephant can be extremely dangerous, but you can tell when it will attack. Otherwise, they pass right by you. Lions are pretty much lazy fucks. Indeed, the Black mamba (neurotoxic to answer a previous question) is extremely feared, not only because its venom is so deadly, but because it is extremely vicious and will attack unprovoked, as mentioned. It is still, however, not the most deadly venomous snake (if you go by LD50 that would be the relatively docile Fear Snake or Inland Taipan). The most deadly venomous animal is probably Australia's Box jellyfish. One sting and you can pretty much count on dying within a few minutes.

However, my vote for the deadliest animal would be the mosquito. It is by far responsible for more deaths (to humans) than any other animal. If I had the power to eliminate one animal from the earth, that would be my pick.



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[DreamWeaver]

The anopheles mosquito is the deadliest animal on the planet. It is estimated that the anopheles mosquito has been responsible for half of all human deaths since the Stone Age.

Kill the mosquito!!!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

Kill the mosquito!!!!!


alright!, the guy who started the thread said animal... so if we are going in this direction it is not the mosquito at all that killed, it is the virus that he injects...

so i am sure we all agree now, it's The Virus...
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[East Side Dave]

Can we include dinosaurs?

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[FUNKMAN]

Can we include dinosaurs?



let's throw in Robots while we're at it...
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[KC2OSO]

what? like a robot polar bear vs. a robot alligator?

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[Lulu]

what? like a robot polar bear vs. a robot alligator?Did we ever settle the monkey VS. jellyfish thing?

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[grlNIN]

what? like a robot polar bear vs. a robot alligator?




Wanna purteeeeend that we're robots?.....


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[Freebird]

Can we call Dr Kim and get her opinion?

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[HordeKing1]

Mosquitos infect people with viruses.

The mosquito itself is harmless.

I don't believe viruses fall within the animal kingdom.

Moreover, mosquitos haven't exterminated entire speicies. During the course of our evolution we've exterminated millions. I think it's about 16,000 species a year currently. Not to mention the billions of humans killed by other humans.

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[Geppetto]

Damm I so wanted to be the one who came out with Box Jellfish. Side note to that nasty little thing, not only is its venom the most deadly but the stingers and tenticals cling to the victim and break off the jellyfish, people have died trying to help the original victim because they came in contact with stingers so small they couldn't see them on the person they were helping.

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[The Chairman]

Is there one particular animal that is more fierce and gruesome deadly and dangerous than any other?

OK I yield to Horde King, this section is called "Ask the Horde King" after all.

But my 2 cents:

My guess is the spirit of the question is an animal that across the board is the deadliest and fiercest.

We can go in lots of directions here. The mosquito, specifically the one Gina mentioned is in fact the most deadly to people...and has been responsible for the most deaths to people. It's not just the viruses they carry, they carry all sorts of nasty stuff...bacteria, West Nile, Dengue, Yellow Fever, Malaria, etc. Is it fierce? I don't think fierce, like wolverine fierce or black mamba fierce.

I know a lot about the box jelly....my late Evolutionary Biology Professor was the first person to take a picture of one in its natural environment (in the ocean). Cubo medusa (Chironex fleckeri) is mad poisonous, but I don't know about fierce either.

Then let's look at snakes. Various sea snakes are extremely poisonous but pretty tame. Other snakes (like the mamba) are both fierce and deadly poisonous. The common cobra is responsible for more deaths but if you get bitten by a King Cobra, you're more likely to die, because of the volume of venom injected.

I understand those who might say humans, but all you have to do is know Horde King and you cannot lump his species as the most deadly and fierce across the board. The guy is our resident pacifist and overall wise man and great person.

Viruses are most often classified in their own Kingdom.

Again, I vote for the mosquito, but am waiting for my live in expert to chime in on this one.

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the spelling bee

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We have a winner!

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[Furtherman]

Tough question to answer...depends on where you live, the chances that you might encounter it, and what your definition of "deadly" is...

The most deadly venomous animal is probably Australia's Box jellyfish. One sting and you can pretty much count on dying within a few minutes.


Killer jellyfish population explosion warning (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/02/08/eajelly108.xml)

It could easily have been the role model for the terrifying creature in the film 'Alien'.

A perfect toxin-loaded killing machine, there is no creature on earth that can dispatch a human being so easily or so quickly.

The box jellyfish is so packed with venom that the briefest of touches can bring agonising death within 180 seconds.

And if comes under sustained attack it responds by sending its compatriots into a super-breeding frenzy in which millions of replacements are created.

The really bad news is that the box jellyfish and another equally poisonous species, Irukandji, are on the move. Scientists are warning that their populations are exploding and will pose a monumental problem unless they are stopped.
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"...unless they are stopped." How many times have we had to put forth this mantra? The Huns, the Vikings, the Nazis, the sentient robots we will one day be fighting in the streets.

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The jellyfish have a formidable array of genetic equipment to help them survive:


Four brains that operate competitively in the search for food.

A highly complex sensory capacity and the ability to distinguish colour.

The ability to live in inhospitable waters at a depth of up to 10,900 metres.

A total of 24 eyes with moveable pupils giving them 360-degree visibility.

Box jellyfish have 6-8ft long tentacles. Just 5-6ft across the body is enough to kill a human in 180 seconds.

Venom is released on contact - even after it is dead - and each creature has 4000,000,000 venomous fibres.

Humans who have been stung and survived have needed 30-40 milligrams of morphine. A broken leg requires between 5-10 milligrams.

Despite decades of study scientists have been unable to unravel the mysteries of its complex venom but it is known to contain 20 different proteins.

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"...unless they are stopped." How many times have we had to put forth this mantra? The Huns, the Vikings, the Nazis, the sentient robots we will one day be fighting in the streets.

Despite decades of study scientists have been unable to unravel the mysteries of its complex venom but it is known to contain 20 different proteins.
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drain the ocean. its the only plausible solution.

[Furtherman]

New threat to our way of life: giant pythons (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/02/21/MNABV5PP3.DTL)

The snakes weigh up to 250 pounds and slither at a rate of 20 miles per month, according to USGS zoologist Gordon Rodda. They are not staying put. And they can strangle and eat an entire alligator.

NYC is safe. But you in the south... DOOMED!! At 20 miles per month, they'll be at your door in just years! Be prepared.

[topless_mike]

DOOMED!! At 20 miles per month, they'll be at your door in just years! Be prepared.

sounds like the same speed Gvac moves at.

[Furtherman]

sounds like the same speed Gvac moves at.

HA! I can't wait to see how he responds to that! In 5 days!

[topless_mike]

fuk that snake.
a mongoose will pwn that thing.

[damainer]

Is this even any question?

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[jauble]

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Can fuck up a lot of things.

[Marc with a c]

penis fish.

[topless_mike]

penis fish.

the candiru, or "toothpick fish"
no loffing matter.

[Justice4all]

Austrailian Sea Snake.

Apparently the venom can kill you in seconds flat.

[Bulldogcakes]

The MOST DEADLIEST animal is whichever one killed your grammar skills.


You are the most worstest person for saying that!

[topless_mike]

i wouldnt fuck with a school of hungry red bellies, or a really pissed off black belly...

[sailor]

Killer jellyfish population explosion warning (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/02/08/eajelly108.xml)


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/graphics/2008/02/08/eajelly108a.jpg

"...unless they are stopped." How many times have we had to put forth this mantra? The Huns, the Vikings, the Nazis, the sentient robots we will one day be fighting in the streets.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/graphics/2008/02/08/eajelly108b.jpg

The jellyfish have a formidable array of genetic equipment to help them survive:


Four brains that operate competitively in the search for food.

A highly complex sensory capacity and the ability to distinguish colour.

The ability to live in inhospitable waters at a depth of up to 10,900 metres.

A total of 24 eyes with moveable pupils giving them 360-degree visibility.

Box jellyfish have 6-8ft long tentacles. Just 5-6ft across the body is enough to kill a human in 180 seconds.

Venom is released on contact - even after it is dead - and each creature has 4000,000,000 venomous fibres.

Humans who have been stung and survived have needed 30-40 milligrams of morphine. A broken leg requires between 5-10 milligrams.

Despite decades of study scientists have been unable to unravel the mysteries of its complex venom but it is known to contain 20 different proteins.


this got me worried till i realized i'd not been to the beach in like two decades.

[TeeBone]

Is there one particular animal that is more fierce and gruesome deadly and dangerous than any other?

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A few of us at work talk about this from time to time eventually delving into the, 'animal versus animal' conversation. Given the size, strength, speed and ferocity; I don't think anything on the planet could handle an agitated Silver-Back Gorilla. They are much bigger than you think and will rip the arms off anything given the opportunity. They are not to be trusted.
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[Marc with a c]

i saw two girls have to get airlifted off a beach after getting stung by a jellyfish.

[sailor]

i saw two girls have to get airlifted off a beach after getting stung by a jellyfish.

i doubt you've ever been to a beach, whitey.

[TeeBone]

i saw two girls have to get airlifted off a beach after getting stung by a jellyfish.

Bullshit
They were drunk on the beach and caught in an undertow.

[Marc with a c]

Bullshit

ok

[drjoek]

A Marine and his rifle

Semper Fi

[riverofpiss]

I would put one of these fuckers up against anything any of you bring to the matches.


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[eeroomnhoj]

Neither the fiercest polar bear nor the deadliest shark can defeat the mighty VIRUS!!!

I'm not sure if a virus is an animal, but I was thinking along the miniscule. My vote is for the mosquito or the flea (think of the plague).


What's your experience with data, doctor?
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[Bulldogcakes]

i saw two girls have to get airlifted off a beach after getting stung by a jellyfish.

Despite the striking resemblence to some of the women you've dated, those were actually beached whales.

[Furtherman]

Badass Brown Bears are deadly. Especially three angry ones.

THREE bears at a Ukrainian zoo tore a man "limb from limb" after he fell into their enclosure, local media reports. (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24015592-23109,00.html)

[Friday]

Badass Brown Bears are deadly. Especially three angry ones.

THREE bears at a Ukrainian zoo tore a man "limb from limb" after he fell into their enclosure, local media reports. (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24015592-23109,00.html)

people are dummies.

[hedges]

A polar bear

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and a moray eel

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[Sue_Bender]

Cunt Chiggers?





Yeah, that seems about right.