PLEASE DO NOT POST ENTIRE STORIES

[FMJeff]

For those who do it, you're taking up database space for information that is already stored, archived and available. Please link to articles instead of copy pasting thier contents into a post. Future threads will be nuked.

Jeff

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This message was edited by FMJeff on 2-24-04 @ 12:11 PM

[vegeta]

Does that also mean that I can't cut and past The Illiad or War and Peace on the messageboard? Damn!

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[HBox]

FMJeff has weapons of mass destruction. He has now cleraly stated this. I am now forming a coalition of the willing to take by force control of this website. He cannot be trusted with these weapons. Today he is nuking threads, tomorrow he will nuke your children. He needs to be taken down. Who is with me?

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This message was edited by Steels on 3-26-03 @ 9:49 PM

[Death Metal Moe]

OK Mein Administratior!

Actually I hardly ever read long posts or articles so I'm behind him.

I'm part of the Jeff fanclub this time, and I will VETO any board resolution allowing whole articles to be posted!

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[Johnny Fontane]

Does this constitute a story...

MICHAEL

Well, when Johnny was first starting out, he was signed to this personal service contract; with a big band leader. And as his career got better and better, he wanted to get out of it.

Now, Johnny is my father's godson. And my father went to see this band leader, and he offered him $10,000 to let Johnny go. But the band leader said no. So the next day, my father went to see him; only this time with Luca Brasi. And within an hour, he signed a release, for a certified check for $1,000.

KAY

How'd he do that?

MICHAEL

My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

KAY

What was that?

MICHAEL

Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains -- or his signature -- would be on the contract.

That's a true story.

That's my family, Kay. It's not me.

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"Johnny...sing a song!"

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[TooCute]

Not to pull up a really old thread, but it's totally applicable I think.

Stop with the fucking retarded lazy ass cutting and pasting of stories, particularly when you're not even going to comment of them.

We're all capable of reading the news on our own. If you have something to say about a story, link to the story and then comment on it. Don't cut and paste shit, post it in a new thread and then expect everyone else to comment on it.

You lazy fucks.

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[monsterone]

even more annoying than a whole story, is a whole story without a link. ie. dave ghrol dead in plain crash.

cut and paste the main points of your stories and provide a link for more extensive reading.

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[TheMojoPin]

Can't we just retitle this to, "johnneewadd, pull your head out of your ass?"

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[silera]

Just so that I don't feed Johnewadd's ego. I'll post in this thread every time he feels the need to copy and paste a story for the sole purpose of driving up his post count.


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[Bill From Yorktown]

would it be appropriate to post a link to a story, a 1 or 2 sentence blurb, and then wait for comments before posting your own, or would that offend the "Board Gods"?

inquiring minds want to know...

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[FMJeff]

nothing to do with the "board gods" you fucking wiseass...it has to do with storing pages and pages of text which are already being stored on another person's server....

this is a free website, but its not going to be when our database surges beyond a gig...

if you don't link to the article and just copy paste it, im deleting your thread. plain and simple.



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[erole]

there was this one time at band camp...

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[TooCute]

Topped. Just so I can up my post count.

WHA HAPPENED???

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[high fly]

Just so that I don't feed Johnewadd's ego. I'll post in this thread every time he feels the need to copy and paste a story for the sole purpose of driving up his post count.


Hey Johnny, I'm thinking we need a "Favorite Beer" thread.
Whatta you think?

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[Hottub]

<strong>FMJeff</strong> wrote:<br />For those who do it, you're taking up database space for information that is already stored, archived and available. Please link to articles instead of copy pasting thier contents into a post. Future threads will be nuked. Jeff <img src="http://members.aol.com/sabanj666/ass.gif" border="0" width="300" height="100" /> <br />It made my heart sing.This message was edited by FMJeff on 2-24-04 @ 12:11 PM <p>Read it, know it, live it!!!</p>

[buzzard]

Does this constitute a story...

MICHAEL

Well, when Johnny was first starting out, he was signed to this personal service contract; with a big band leader. And as his career got better and better, he wanted to get out of it.

Now, Johnny is my father's godson. And my father went to see this band leader, and he offered him $10,000 to let Johnny go. But the band leader said no. So the next day, my father went to see him; only this time with Luca Brasi. And within an hour, he signed a release, for a certified check for $1,000.

KAY

How'd he do that?

MICHAEL

My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

KAY

What was that?

MICHAEL

Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains -- or his signature -- would be on the contract.

That's a true story.

That's my family, Kay. It's not me.

You can act like a man!

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[keithy_19]

This thread was started in 2003. I'm pretty high and tha fucked with me.

[PapaBear]

This thread was started in 2003. I'm pretty high and tha fucked with me.
Dude... Did you read the thread title? You should have posted a brief synopsis, accompanied by a link to the whole post.

Example: I'm pretty high
FULL STORY HERE (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1619827&posted=1#post1619827)

GET WITH THE PROGRAM!!!

[donnie_darko]

um, thats funny seeing every thread is filled with posts that add nothing to the topic.

so in that case, how bout we "Nuke" all posts which we deem unnecessary?


wtf.

[PapaBear]

Someone doesn't get jokes. I think. Maybe.

[scottinnj]

Someone doesn't get jokes. I think. Maybe.

I thought you were fucking hysterical. And I'm not even high.

[jauble]

I thought you were fucking hysterical. And I'm not even high.

I laughed