are there any weird things that turn you on?

[fiestygal]

OK OK not to step on AGGIES toes on her ARE YOU HORNY thread but i was thinking...are there any weird things that turn you on?

with me its when my BF talks GEEK...yes i said GEEK....

when he talks GEEK he sounds like NORM MACDONALD doing and impression of QUINTEN TARANTINO


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[FUNKMAN]

at a Go-Go bar called Buff's there was a girl who cracked open a tallneck bottle of Bud, laid on her back, placed it in her vagina, pulled the bottle out and shot beer over 6ft in the air...

she had a vagina that could snap so loud it sounded like breaking a small tree branch...

it helped that she was an attractive woman with a tight body but I found it to be a turn on...


haven't seen it since but some people might think it to be a little weird....

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[DreamWeaver]

when a guy pees in his pants...HOT

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[East Side Dave]

Candyland..........

.........out of the box!


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[Jasmines Song]

I like being taught something. For example, my boyfriend knows how to give the "breakdown" on something without losing my attention. When I see someone believes that I deserve to know something or even takes the time to teach me...is very flattering. So, it's just hot.



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This message was edited by Jasmines Song on 3-30-03 @ 5:32 PM

[Johnny Fontane]

Girls with nice tits & tight asses...oh, wait a minute, that's not weird...unless you're gay.

Mr. Corleone is Johnny's Godfather. To the Italian people, that is a very religious, sacred, close relationship.

[Johnny Fontane]

OK, I just though of something. Most men enjoy watching gang bang videos. But why? After all, it's one girl and maybe twelve guys. So why are these videos so popular?

The answer is this - when we see a girl that is so utterly out of control, it makes us think "wow, I could get a piece of that, no problem."

Perverted but true.

Mr. Corleone is Johnny's Godfather. To the Italian people, that is a very religious, sacred, close relationship.

[Steels]

Women that cook with sesame oil.

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[ADF]

when a guy pees in his pants...HOT



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[stump12]

Women that cook with sesame oil.

I like it when they wear it.

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Bacon.

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[DarkHippie]

When chicks speak in german.

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[Thebazile78]

If I told you, I'd have to kill you. *wink*

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[The real Kenny Allen]

Girls with big thighs and girls who wear glasses.

Live people are so scared of dead people.

[erole]

maybe it's not so weird but, when a woman wears glasses and has her hair up, and the glasses come off and the hair is let down and looks completely different and amazing...damn I love that.

that and being touched on the back of my neck. that's the turn on button.

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[JerseyRich]

Hispanic chicks.


WEIRD!

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[ChickenHawk]

Hot women.

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[Friday]

Hispanic chicks.



Hey. We aren't weird....just scary! Get it right!


I dig guys with OCD and other social afflictions. Don't ask. A healthy tolerance for pain helps too.

hahahahaha.

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Shhh....I hear something stupid...

[Meve]

dirty french whores

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[CaptClown]

Hey. We aren't weird....just scary! Get it right!

The only time I was ever afraid of a hispanic chic was when she was mad at me but the make up sex was the greatest.

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[East Side Dave]

Shoots and Ladders.......


...........in the box! Yeeehahahaha!

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[Steels]

Women dipped in napalm.

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[IrishAlkey]

I have OCD.

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[Gmann]

Things that turn me on : Hispanic women, white women, black women, red heads,blondes,brunettes......



I dig guys with OCD and other social afflictions. Don't ask. A healthy tolerance for pain helps too




I have a mild case of OCD.....and other mental afflictions.


FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

[Lummox]

Black satin chokers with baubles. They could make Rosie O'Donnell hot. Or maybe not. No, definitely not Rosie. But anyone else. Go figure.


Peace through superior firepower...

[kc7586]

dirty french whores
no no no, it's dirty freedom whores

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I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

[jratt]

two words....DARK NIPS

ok i forgot one more SLUTS


jratt AKA johnbravo
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This message was edited by jratt on 3-31-03 @ 2:44 PM

[SuperClerk]

-Female feet. Bare and or stockinged.
-Females being tied up and having thier feet tickled.

Luckily my wife doesn't find it so weird. Or does she??? :)

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[ag]

Handcuffs and a blindfold, nuff said

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[kc7586]

Handcuffs and a blindfold, nuff said
but that's not weird it's fun

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I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

[reeshy]

Naked chicks on their knees with a Heinikin in either hand just chanting my name over and over!!!!

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[hyperspace]

SMELLS...female smells.

[Steels]

two words....DARK NIPS

I'm a huge fan!

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[samnyc]

Hearing a hot girl moan at the gym when she's finishing a tough set.

[Geppetto]

A healthy tolerance for pain helps too.




Thats not scary, reading it just gave me the nicest goosebumps.

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[jratt]

Its not wierd and i already said but
i cant strees my love for DARK NIPS enough
if fact i hum this alday at work
dark nips
dark nips on my tight lips
dark nips on asian chicks
dark nips insure a good tip
theres nothing better then
my fav.........DARK NIPS

jratt AKA johnbravo
Don't talk about unity ever again...
my ears are closed talk to the fist!!
NJBLOOBLINE
FBP 4 LIFE
"fear me or love me, I don't give a F'k"

[kc7586]

i really like necks, particularly if i am biting/sucking kissing and equally if my neck is being sucked/kissed/bitten

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I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

[MsBettyBoop]

getting syrup or something else that's sticky licked off from between my teets.

[Iamnotatool]

*Getting syrup and peanut butter ready for Betty*

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...

[Def Dave in SC]

Most men enjoy watching gang bang videos


Who are you haning out with?
Pornos with more than 1:1 dick:pussy ratio in them=gay


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[hyperspace]

don't forget lesbian bondage porn its all a man ever needs!!!

[DJEvelEd]

What you think is weird is normal to me...

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[Disúgrunútled]

I love being blind-folded and tied up spread eagle. Then when the person is next to you, you don't know if you are going to be tickled or stroked.
I think I am turned on now.

I am, and always will be,in a state of sulky dissatisfaction.