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The Chairman
03-28-2003, 12:04 PM
"You were right about the stars. Each one is a settting sun."
Jeff Tweedy - Wilco

Question:

Who decides the "star ratings" on topics?


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This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 3-30-03 @ 6:48 PM

FollowThisLogic
03-28-2003, 12:17 PM
Threads are rated by the mods/admins only. It's not an average either, it's just a toggle between 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Official, and Event.

As far as their criteria goes, I have no idea, but I'm sure one of them will speak up...

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East Side Dave
03-28-2003, 12:18 PM
Playing Kiss records, beautiful and stoned.
-Jeff Tweedy, Wilco

An interesting question, Mr. Chairman. I rate this thread four and a quarter stars because I like fractions.

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IrishAlkey
03-28-2003, 12:21 PM
...when I told you God took them from the sky and put them in your eyes?

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grlNIN
03-28-2003, 12:33 PM
...when I told you God took them from the sky and put them in your eyes?




an THAT my friends is how you get laid

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JerseyRich
03-28-2003, 12:36 PM
FTL is right...ratings are determined by the mods and admins.
Basically, if the thread is funny...a star is a good tool to point this out to other posters.
Stars also point out a thread that is of importance to people on the board but aren't necessarily official.

On that note...I will rate this thread...I hope you approve.

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silera
03-28-2003, 12:49 PM
I've never gotten stars.

I'd like some.

Thanks.


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Fallon
03-28-2003, 01:22 PM
Interesting topic, number of good replies, important info (that one is more for the wrestling room).

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The Chairman
03-28-2003, 01:25 PM
Threads are rated by the mods/admins only. It's not an average either, it's just a toggle between 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Official, and Event.

OK, this answers my question. Therefore, the star ratings are strictly the very subjective opinion of one person.

Just like on Iron Chef, when Chef Morimoto makes a certain dish to appeal to a particular judge, the ratings are the result of whether some mod thinks clementines are more tasty than pineapples, horniness is funnier than wit or someone's political view is more trenchant than another's.

Go Mods!

And just like I prefer the Rollings Stones to the Who, I am a Con, not a Mod....

So, let me therefore ask a different question:

What would be everyone's (non-mod's) particular guidelines for assigning stars?

Things I look for (and therefore would rate highly):

1) Originality, cleverness and wit.
2) Something that is of interest to the majority of Board members.

To me, simply posting a link to a web site (that may be in fact very clever or interesting) shows that someone had the time on their hands to find a site and post the work of someone else.

There are ways by which we all can single out the wit of a particular person within a topic thread (the topic itself might be unremarkable but someone's response might be great... (and then we can post within the thread how much we like that person's reply.))

But I raise the question. Do you think mods should assign ratings to the topic title/subject OR the content within the topic? Or both?

Personally, I dismiss the star ratings as arbitrary (although perhaps not capricious) under the current system. But I do see value in a more democratic assignment of stars.


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A.J.
03-28-2003, 01:25 PM
a star is a good tool


Huh huh huh: You said "tool".

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JustJon
03-28-2003, 01:27 PM
Your threads don't get stars because I can't give out negative stars.

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The Chairman
03-28-2003, 01:28 PM
Your threads don't get stars because I can't give out negative stars.

And here I was thinking that stars were assigned for the length of posts. I'm so relieved now. I thought the longer and more obtuse the post, the more stars.

Hmmm, negative stars? I would be honored.

They call those Black Holes. How about a "Black Hole Rating?

I've had a few black holes in my life and I want more!

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TheGameHHH
03-28-2003, 01:59 PM
Starting tomorrow all the threads I make will be 5 star threads.

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FMJeff
03-28-2003, 02:15 PM
Any thread that exposes Rich's homosexuality gets five stars....


Six stars for naked pictures of Jon....


Seven Stars for colonoscopy snapshots of Pantera's innards...


and Eleven Stars to any thread that Pootertoot posts in, since it will eventually become a collector's item

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Arienette
03-28-2003, 02:33 PM
an THAT my friends is how you get laidno, THIS is how he gets laid:

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03-28-2003, 02:59 PM
I thought they call you and ask you which post you liked best.

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TheGameHHH
03-28-2003, 03:44 PM
I can't believe you guys caved and gave him stars for this thread. Can't you see that this thread was all a trap for him to actually get stars???

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fluffernutter
03-28-2003, 08:03 PM
an THAT my friends is how you get laid


Alkey, I need some coaching.

Along with some roofies and possibly a paper bag in for when she wakes up.

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ADF
03-28-2003, 08:55 PM
I want green clovers and purple horseshoes for my threads.

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jamesdiggy
03-28-2003, 09:08 PM
The fault lies not in our stars but in ourselves.

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Death Metal Moe
03-30-2003, 02:39 PM
Here's a rating system I think even you can understand:

"WORST POST EVER!!!

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mikeyboy
03-30-2003, 03:00 PM
Nothing to add except:

"I am an American aquarium drinker..."
Jeff Tweedy - Wilco

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The Chairman
03-30-2003, 03:30 PM
"I am an American aquarium drinker..."


do you assassin down the avenue?

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The Chairman
03-30-2003, 03:32 PM
Too Cute and I got our tix for Central Park Summerstage with Sonic Youth and Wilco.

We will be Being There....

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East Side Dave
03-30-2003, 03:47 PM
It's a war on war
it's a war on war
it's a war on war
it's a war on war
it's a war on war
it's a war on war
it's a war on war
there's a war on.
You're gonna lose.
You have to lose.
You have to learn how to die.

-J. Tweedy, Wilco

Uh-oh, spaghetti O's!
-Chef Boyardee

How can I get tickets to the Wilco/Sonic Youth show, Chairman?

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mikeyboy
03-30-2003, 03:59 PM
The ashtray says
You were up all night
When you went to bed
With your darkest mind
Your pillow wept
And covered your eyes
And you finally slept
While the sun caught fire

You've changed

We fell in love
In the key of C
We walked along
Down by the sea
You followed me down
The neck to D
And fell again
Into the sea

You changed
Oh, you've changed

Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm
Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm
Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm
Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm
Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm
Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm
Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm
Something in my veins bloodier than blood
Something in my veins bloodier than blood
Something in my veins bloodier than blood
Something in my veins bloodier than blood



Jeff Tweedy - Wilco


What were we talking about?

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East Side Dave
03-30-2003, 04:23 PM
it's my father's voice trailing off
sailors sailing off in the morning
for the air conditioned rooms
at the top of the stairs

his jaw's been broken
his bandage is wrapped too tight
his fangs have been pulled
and I really want to see you tonight

there's bourbon on the breath
of the singer you love so much
he takes all his words from the books
you don't read anyway

his jaw's been broken
his bandage is wrapped too tight
his fangs have been pulled
and I really want to see you tonight

someone ties a bow
in my backyard to show me love
my voice is climbing walls
smoking and I want love

my jaw's been broken
my heart is wrapped in ice
my fangs have been pulled
and I really want to see you tonight

it makes no difference to me
how they cried all over overseas
when it's hot in the poor places tonight
I'm not going outside

they cried all over overseas and it makes no difference to me
when it's hot in the poor places tonight
I'm not going outside

-Jeff Tweedy, Wilco

What were we talking about?


I forget.

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The Chairman
03-30-2003, 05:00 PM
How can I get tickets to the Wilco/Sonic Youth show, Chairman?

Well I registered for wilcoworld.net and they notify you in advance. But these went on ticketmaster. We're going to Thursday's show. There's a Friday show too. I don't know if Thursday is sold out yet but Sonic/Wilco should be a radio cure.....

"I Must Be High."


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Geppetto
03-30-2003, 05:20 PM
Back to a more important topic I think I need to meet Arienette.

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