Here's a list of French Crap

[Shecky]

SOME OF THESE THINGS, I BET, YOU THOUGHT WERE FROM HERE

Air France-Sucks
Air Liquide-Sucks even more
Airbus-A bus in the air, would you trust it
Alcatel- Just sounds like a terrorist group
Allegra (allergy medication)- Also sounds like a terrorist group. I'd rather sneeze and have watery eyes.
B F Goodrich (owned by Michelin) - Would you want tires associated with a company that has a mascot that looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Bank of the West - I live in the east
Beneteau (boats)- I stay out of the water
BIC (razors, pens &lighters) - I use PILOT made in Colorado
Biotherm cosmetics - I'm a man, never had to use cosmetics
Bollinger champagne - Champagne sucks even on New Years
Car &Driver Magazine - If you really need it, steal it, just don't buy it.
Cartier - Company just sounds queer
Chanel - Stinks
Chivas Regal scotch - If you're like me you probably have a few bottles given to you as gifts. Even I hate to waste good alcohol, so just finish drinking what you have and if you ever get them as gifts again either flush em or drink em JUST DON'T BUY THEM.
Christian Dior - Nice shirts will never buy them again, I rather use Pierre Cardin. Pierre? Hmmmm?
Club Med vacations - Sandals.
Culligan (owned by Vivendi) - Who?
Contreau Liquor - What?
Cristal Champagne - Sorry Puffy Mariah J-Lo, You know who you are. All Champagne is Made by the Frogs. If not it's just Sparkling White Wine
Dannon yogurt - PLEASE
DKNY - Don't let the NY Throw you off folks
Dom Perignon - See Crisatl and Bollinger
Durand Crystal - I use plastic
Elle Magazine - OH NO!!! Not Elle, what am I to do? Live without it stupid!!!
Essilor Optical products - Get Lasik surgery done you stigmatism having freaks.
Evian - Let me tell you something about EVIAN. It tastes like Bleach. I put POLAND SPRING up against that over rated shit any day.
Fina gas &oil - Never heard of it
First Hawaiian Bank - See how these Schmucks are. They'll buy a company and call it something else just to throw us off. I live in Jersey anyway.
George Magazine - Wasn't this the magazine JFK, Jr. started. Enough said.
Givenchy - What a stupid name
Glenlivet scotch - I have to admit, good shit, but BYE BYE!!
Gray Goose Vodka - Drink KETTEL ONE it's from Holland. Amsterdam is much Cooler than france. I refuse to pit a capital F on that "stupeed stupeed" word.
Hennessy &Houghton Mifflin books - I don't read
Jameson whiskey - Cutty is Better
Jerry Springer talk show (owned by french company) - Sorry there STEVE STEVE STEVE
Krups coffee makers - sounds too much like KRAPS
Lancome - NO
LeCreuset cookware -NO NO
L'Oreal beauty products -NO NO NO
Louis Vuitton - I bought my ex-chick one of these once. What a stupid looking purse with all these L's and V's.
Maybelline - MAYBE IT'S... time to change products ladies
Mephisto shoes &clothes - OK sure.
Michelin tires &auto parts - See BF Goodrich
Mikasa crystal &glass - Sukasa
Moet champagne - I spoke my piece about champagne
Motel 6 - Motels are good for screwing hookers. For that case take her to THE LOOP
Motown Records - THAT'S SAD. JUST SAD.
MP3.com - MP3'S SUCK anyway
Mumms champagne - Didn't I already mention that this shit is just sparkling white wine.
Nissan auto - I drive a HONDA
Niveau - JUST SOUNDS GAY. GAY GAY GAY
Normany butter - You now, there's a place in that country with a SIMILAR name, minus the butter. (unless the name is actually Normandy Butter) I believe there is a memorial for a certain OTHER country's DEAD SOLDIERS FOR HELPING THOSE FROGS..... you know what, you can figure out the rest.
Parents Magazine - I was adopted
Peugeot automobiles - There hasn't been a Peugot in this country since ET was filmed.
Pierre Cardin - I knew it!!!
Playstation Magazine- I got scared there for a minute.
RCA/ProScan electronics - I have PROSCAN DVD Player. I promise it'll be the last. It's 3 years old and I didn't know RCA was French
Red Magazine - Never RED it...never will
Red Roof Inns- Take her to THE LOOP
Renault auto - There hasn't been a Renault in

[The Jays]

... yeah....

...I'm still not boycotting these "French" products because the people I would be hurting is Americans. But I will boycott buying these while in the country of France. In fact, I will boycott going to France.

I am going to protest going to France, because protesting that would allow me to get away without doing anything that would interrupt my regular schedule.

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[TheGameHHH]

Looks like I'm gonna have to cut down on the Cristal.

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[DC Reed]

most arrogant thread ever

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[DarkHippie]

Why aren't you boycotting german, russian, and chinese products too? too big a list?

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[The Jays]

.... who said he was boycotting anything?

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[East Side Dave]

Motel 6


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[Shecky]

Let's not forget..or shall I say let us forget about Perrier. (like i havent said enough on this board already)

PRAY FOR THE BRAVE ONES!!!!

Later On,
SHECKY

[FreeholdBill]

Nice list Shecky,
Damn..the F'n French have a way of controlling all of the best crap...
You almost can't have a life without enjoying something French!
It's a good thing Ron&Fez aren't on your list!!!

[Mk.2GTI]

I owned a Peugeot 405 a few years back. Ever since I too have a bit of a grudge against the French. Interesting designs, they just don't run too well.

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[HordeKing1]

I would NEVER buy a German product. For the duration of this war, I won't buy anything manufactored in France or China as well.

Support the war. Support the troops. Support America.

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[TheMojoPin]

But I LOVE those little Babyel cheeses, dammit...LAUGHING COW UBER ALLES!!!

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[guttersnipe]

Don't forget those freaks eat snails and frog's legs. But
I can't live without Brie every once in a while.

Beautiful country, smelly people.

I'm being really mean now, and that's not like me. I
guess it's time for bed.

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[Bama]

I just want to go on record as saying I like France and I don't like message board trolls - that's kind of ironic isn't it?

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[SatCam]

go french kiss your girlfriend while eating a bagget.

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[TheMojoPin]

I BET MOST OF THESE COMPANIES GOT RICH WITH MONEY FROM THE OIL THEY GOT FROM IRAQ.

I BET DONKEYS CAN FLY WITH THE MAGIC APPLESAUCE THEY GOT WHEN THEY TRADED IN THEIR OLD COMPUTERS FOR HUGS.

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[HordeKing1]

Can I trade a hug for a new computer?

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[SoLost22]

Motel 6 - Motels are good for screwing hookers. For that case take her to THE LOOP


Yeah Jersey knows about the LOOP

"God looks after drunks, fools, and the United States."

[TheMojoPin]

Can I trade a hug for a new computer?

Don't ask me, I'm high off of magic applesauce.

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[jocefus]

French Canadians= the worste

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[West Side Claire]

wow- keep on hating....that will REALLY solve the world's problems.

[Kewlkat]

You almost can't have a life without enjoying something French!



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[AppleBoy]

Here's a list of French Crap

Of cousre it's all crap. If it's not Scottish, it's crap. Duh.

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[teksis]

does this apply to canadians, and hatians (my personal favorite red headed step children of the French) and all other former colonies of them?

[high fly]

I'm high off magic applesauce

Got any more?
Down here, the town is dry.......
I just heard that French's is coming out with ads to point out that it is not a French company.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Shecky]

I BET DONKEYS CAN FLY WITH THE MAGIC APPLESAUCE THEY GOT WHEN THEY TRADED IN THEIR OLD COMPUTERS FOR HUGS.

Was it The MOTTS or home made Apple Sauce.

PRAY FOR THE BRAVE ONES!!!!

Later On,
SHECKY

[TheMojoPin]

It came in a big, crystal slop-bucket.

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[SoLost22]

Of cousre it's all crap. If it's not Scottish, it's crap. Duh.


What contribution do the Scottish make to the world? I mean they are responsible for men wearing skirts, but lets not start that discussion

"God looks after drunks, fools, and the United States."

[AppleBoy]

I AM NOT EATING ANY MORE CROUTONS. THAT SHOULD TEACH THOSE QUICHE EATING MOTHERFUCKERS WHO'S BOSS.

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[DarkHippie]

What contribution do the Scottish make to the world? I mean they are responsible for men wearing skirts,
goddammit, it's a kilt!

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[bmckenna]

i do believe french canadians are the worst type of french EVER.

and scots have contributed loads to the world...like...haggis...and...scotch! come on, can't forget about scotch! i love being a scot.

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