AT LAST - A CONSERVATIVE ALTERNATIVE TO BEN & JERRY'S

[furie]

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[TheGameHHH]

That was extremly funny, but I think I'm gonna stick to my Cherry Garcia.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I miss Frusen Gladje ice cream.

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thank you dcpete!

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[guttersnipe]

I'm still looking for B&J's Coffee Heath Bar Crunch. It
does not seem to exist in Virginia anymore. There's no
use in even eating ice cream without it. Do they still
have it in NY? Someone please send me some in some
dry ice. Thank you.

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[DarkHippie]

Like millions of your fellow Americans, you enjoy ice cream but do NOT enjoy seeing your money funneled to wacko left-wing causes.
i assume they're referring to Moveon.org, Ben Cohen's anti-war group. It has no connection to ben and Jerry's whatsoever. He's retired from the ice cream business.

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[HordeKing1]

Until someone else makes Chunky Munkey I'm sold on Ben and Jerrry's.

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[HBox]

Here are some customer quotes from the website:
"You guys rock! I work for Ben & Jerry's and quite a few employees feel the same way. It's nice to see someone give profits to NORMAL deserving charities! America is all about free speech. All the maggots giving you crap probably are Dixie Chix supporters. Are the hilarious pictures on your website like the ones on your packages? I hope so! Keep up the great ideas for flavor names! Semper Fi!!!!!"

iúroúny
The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit1.

Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: "Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated" (Richard Kain).
An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.
Dramatic irony.
Socratic irony.

"Do you feel like a tool for promoting this product? After careful consideration, I believe that you should."

"I'm so glad that your company is supportive of America, land of the free (more people in prison than college), home of the brave (especially our draft-dodging idiot of a 'president'). We have everything here, even free speech. Too bad that's NEVER been true. It would be funny if it were meant to showcase the complete and utter ignorance of the right wing, but unfortunately, it's not a joke. So, hope your ice cream doesn't suck as much as your attitude."

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"You guys kick ass. This product is awesome. I hope you get on the shelves in Atlanta soon!!! As for all the Ben and Jerk self-righteous hippies, they just need to get a job, stop hating their parents and quit smoking pot."

"Have you ever been checked out by a medical or psychological practitioner, or is this just another creative way to share your hatred for the rest of the world? Either way I think you are utterly insane. God Bless Americans!!!"

"When a friend of mine sent me your link I couldn't help but think of how ironic and idiotic it is that you call Ben and Jerry's commitment to social justice and environmental preservation 'wacko left-wing causes', especially when the latter are so vital to the quality and safety of agricultural food products like the one you're selling. No doubt it improves your profit margin when you sell hormone-laced ice cream and contribute to dioxin pollution with your packaging, but it can't be good for your customers. But God bless America, eh?"

Guess he's Canadian.
"F### America, and its ice cream!"

"Keep up the great work. I found your site via www.protestwarrior.com, another great site that supports the views of true Americans, not those liberal tree huggers who would rather get bit by a diseased mosquito than kill it. Hey Liberals, does it mean anything to you that Clinton made the USA the laughing stock of the world? I would rather have a dumb elephant as president then a lying cheating snake."

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This is only a mere fraction of the idiocy. If there's one thing this site proves, is that there is no shortage of idiots.



This message was edited by HBox on 3-30-03 @ 12:16 AM

[TheMojoPin]

Wait...people actually let their POLITICS decide what kind of ice cream they eat?

Hell, I guess HordeKing hasn't had any Red Baron pizza in YEARS...

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[grlNIN]

If there's one thing this site proves, is that there is no shortage of idiots.




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[HBox]

I never buy any product without first consulting my political party.

[Rancor6666]

thats pretty cool but 76$$$$ for ice cream :O. Thats 4 dvds, or 8 playboys, or a street BJ and a handy. :)

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[Drudge Jr.]

ben and jerry's is now owned by unilever, i think their ceo was a supported of the bush campaign, but imight have this confused with something else

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[Def Dave in SC]

You'd think they'd only sell vanilla.


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[high fly]

Rhe fudge swirl would definitely be out

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[furie]

It's nice to see someone give profits to NORMAL deserving charities!


Wait, NORMAL is a charity now?!

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[Tall_James]

I was disappointed that they didn't have a "Liberal" flavor, chock-full of fruits, nuts & flakes.

Couldn't resist that one.

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