The Destruction of Earth

[zim]

I am planning on destroying earth with my spaceship....i need some people to help me. I am the captain. I need a pilot, a gunner, a radar man, somone who likes bacon, an irish alcoholic, a crocodile hunter, a crazed 14 year old named after a south park character....thank you

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[zim]

i also need an evil hippie. if you are interested in a job please apply

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[East Side Dave]

Don't destroy the earth.

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[DJEvelEd]

I'll help with my feces throwing talents. It would leave quite a large splatt being flung from a spaceship. "Garde loo"

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[zim]

i'm sorry, but i must.

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[zim]

DJEvelED is official feces thrower. Congratulations:)

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[East Side Dave]

But my dog lives there.

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[zim]

you and your dog shall be spared

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[East Side Dave]

Yes! Then crack da whip on dese eartling mutha's!! Yeeeeeeeeeeeehhaaaw!!!

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[Def Dave in SC]

<-----GUNNER!!!!!

I'll also take dual role as the pilot.

But Gunner is my first choice


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[zim]

East Side Dave, you and your dog shall stay in the living quarters of the ship

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[zim]

Def Dave, i make you the gunner. Congratulations :)

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[RageCage]

I'm an Irish alcoholic, how can I help?


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Kool and the mother fuckin gang.

[grlNIN]

I need a pilot, a gunner, a radar man, somone who likes bacon, an irish alcoholic, a crocodile hunter, a crazed 14 year old named after a south park character...



im afraid i dont fit your criteria......i guess i was born to die

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[Meatball]

Perhaps if you spent all this time and effort in studying in school or working towards a career, your poor parents could show their faces again in public, and the mention of your name wouldnt be met with ridicule and laughter.

Instead of destroying the earth - consider that charity begins at home...
try killing yourself first..if that works out, THEN you can concentrate on the rest of humanity.

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[zim]

czm and rage cage shall be my alcoholics. meatball, you are so not on the ship.

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[zim]

girl nin shall be spared along with east side dave and his dog

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[DarkHippie]

This evil hippie is down, as long as we Titan AE some other planet and name it "Bob"

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[zim]

Fine, we shall Titan AE a planet and name it bob...rename Mars bob

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[zim]

two more jobs are needed, a crocodile hunter and a crazed 14 year old named after a certain south park charachter, please apply.....or perish on your stupid planet

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[FUNKMAN]

i'll bring my Strat and Marshall stack... i could start ripping off some power chords as you are destroying stuff... hey, you got to have music and I'll even play "I'm Your Captain" for you...
:)

then we could add a little twist on the name and play:

Rocking The Freeworld

YEAH!

just a thought

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[grlNIN]

or perish on your stupid planet




really, theres no need for name calling

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[zim]

fine, Funkman, you wil be the ships music player :)

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[Death Metal Moe]

How Droll.

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[reeshy]

You'd better not park that garbage scow you call a spaceship in a "No standing zone" or on a hydrant or so help me God, I'll be paperhanging for an hour!!!!!!! NOW-move along-ain't nothin' happening here-go on home!!!

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[zim]

Death Metal MOe is on the ship for his really cool sig:)

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[FUNKMAN]

i guess there will now be a good reason for Robert Plant to say:

"has anybody seen the bridge"

because you done blown it up...
:)

and don't forget to wear your Marvin The Martian tee-shirts....

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[zim]

don't forget your domination or bust t-shirts

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[high fly]

Let's pretend we're robots......

" and they ask me why I drink"

[CaptClown]

Can I be a disposable crewman? Or even a character that has a major plot line in one show and dies at the end of the episode?

Director of the C.Y.A. Society.
Field Marshal of the K.I.S.S. Army

[zim]

ok

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[Lulu]

somone who likes baconI fancy bacon. In moderation though. Can I still get on the ship, I'm so sick of this planet. Let's all move to Jupiter, or Bob. I'm fine with both.

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This message was edited by Lulu on 3-30-03 @ 5:29 PM

[zim]

Lulu, you are the gothic moderator on Bob

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[Lulu]

Lulu, you are the gothic moderator on BobI'd much rather be the crazy lady on the top of the space hill that frightens the Boblings, but hell, I'll take what I can get.

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We all know Gir's the mastermind behind the whole plan.

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This message was edited by Lulu on 3-30-03 @ 7:12 PM

[zim]

Earth shall fall at the hands of Zim!!!!!.......:)

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[FUNKMAN]

don't forget your domination or bust t-shirts


are we going with or without the bubble wrap uniforms...

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[zim]

Bubble Wrap unifoms are optional, yet comfy

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[Butters]

Can i be a gunner one time I was aiming for the broad side of a barn with beach ball and my tennis racket and i only missed by 5 feet .......were in the hell are you going to find a crazed 14 year old named after a south park character

it was not a holy jolly Chirstmas that year, for many were killed

[mikeyboy]

If you're planning to crash a asteroid into the earth, be forewarned that it won't work. NASA will just send up a bunch of oil drillers to break it in half, averting destruction.

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[Butters]

no we need to take out the earths core and fill it with snacks like on tv

it was not a holy jolly Chirstmas that year, for many were killed

[Heather 8]

''How many Assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?''
''Yo!!!''
''I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes!''

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[DarkHippie]

who likes the moon?
but not as much as a spooooon . . .

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[grlNIN]

who likes the moon?


but not as much as a spooooon . . .




or a CHOPSTICK!

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[Meve]

Honestly... how many of u r high right now?

I am but i'm not high enough to go along with this thread for this long.

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[DJEvelEd]

I am but i'm not high enough to go along with this thread for this long.

I am, and I take my feces flinging from spaceships very seriously.

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[Lulu]

If you're planning to crash a asteroid into the earth, be forewarned that it won't work. NASA will just send up a bunch of oil drillers to break it in half, averting destruction.We can have Aerosmith do the soundtrack.

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[Butters]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

it was not a holy jolly Chirstmas that year, for many were killed

[Bill From Yorktown]

please, the Vogon constructor fleet's scheduled to arrive this thursday.

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[Def Dave in SC]

Don't worry, as the official gunner, i will oficiall blow the fuck out of that pansy ass flee--
*BOOM BAM BOOM* *ZZZZZZZZZZZAAP* *KAPING* *BLAST* *BOOM*

Those Vogons ain't pretty no more!!!


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[HordeKing1]

Don't you need a ship's counselor and his family?

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[Meve]

i got a better idea... why don't u take your spaceship wip around the sun and go back in time(like in star trek) when there were no people and start ur own civilization. A better one.

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[RageCage]

am drunk



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Kool and the mother fuckin gang.

[DJEvelEd]

*Fling*Flang*Flung* "Look out below"
*Splat*Splat*Splat*

ITS ON!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

I've just added Deep Purple's "SPACE TRUCKIN" to the song list...

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[grlNIN]

what about some tunes from SpaceHog???

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[FUNKMAN]

what about some tunes from SpaceHog???



Aww, Come On! We're trying to have a serious conversation here...
:)

Actually I remember them having a cool tune on the radio about 5 years back? but i forgot the name... Are they still making music?

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[grlNIN]

Actually I remember them having a cool tune on the radio about 5 years back? but i forgot the name... Are they still making music?




I believe so...the lead singer is marrying ironically (bc of the thread) Liv Tyler.

let you get back to your "serious discussion"

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[samnyc]

"No wait I'm the one who gets to destroy the earth because I have the coolest robot powers. You get to stand and watch or I'll use my laser on you too. Slurp."

[zim]

ur powers cant fight zim

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[Death Metal Moe]

This thread is still going?


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[zim]

Yes, this thread is going all the way to Bob

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[imabadman]

i'd like to apply for drunken irishman, and what about any news about ron and fez on xm radio

[zim]

u are now the third irish alcoholic :)

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[imabadman]

just make sure that space toilet works.

[zim]

i shall hire a bobian as a plumber

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[2BigFeet]

I would like to volunteer my drinking abilities aboard your spaceship. But how long would the alcohol supply last on this voyage and could we pickup more at Bob?

Ow, my eye, my doctor told me not to get pudding in it

[zim]

there are oceans of hard liquor on bob

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[mikeyboy]

u are now the third irish alcoholic


dammit, no more Irish alcoholics. They're just gonna
break stuff.


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[kc7586]

you are the gothic moderator on Bob
i'm gothic, looooooove bacon and am not irish but am an alcoholic and an underage one at that

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[TheGameHHH]

I wanna get on this ship, but I don't wanna kill anybody. Plus I wanna bring along all my family and friends, as well as a ton of pot and booze. As long as my terms and conditions are met, we're in business.

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[JerryTaker]

All this because we're in the path of a new intergalactic bypass?

Don't Panic, We'll paint Earth pink, thereby creating an SEP field, and no invaders will notice us anymore...



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[FUNKMAN]

I wanna call it Provologne


what's that, a new cologne that smells like sharp itailan cheese?
:)



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[nellie]

does the ship need a poetress and painter, with her boyfriend who is well versed in comic books, video games, and other such knowledge?

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[JerryTaker]

with her boyfriend who is well versed in comic books, video games, and other such knowledge?


So, the useless kind?
*wink*


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[West Side Claire]

I think I would make a fine "croc-hunter"... mainly because I have the WORST fake Australian accent of all time. I would drive everyone insane- especially East Side !
May I be hired, sir and therefore spared?

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[DJEvelEd]

Can we beam up Ron & Fez? I think Fez needs to be examined by my super galactic planetary prober.

*Fling*Fling*Fling*
*Splat*Splat*Splat*

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[Def Dave in SC]

Here come Ron + Fez.
COVERING FIRE!!!!!

*BEYOW*BOOM*BLAM*


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[zim]

kc shall help lulu in the issues of gothism and hh's family,him,pot, and booze shall come. ron will be my assisstant captain nd fez will et probed.

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This message was edited by zim on 4-1-03 @ 7:25 PM

[Lulu]

kc shall help lulu in the issues of gothismYay! We can scare the Boblings together. :)

All right, first issue of business, who's the better author, Poe or Rice?
I say Poe, unless its in movie form of course.

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This message was edited by Lulu on 4-1-03 @ 8:45 PM

[kc7586]

scaring people is Fuuuuuuuun with a capitol F!

hmmmm that's a tough one, both are really good. i love poe's darkness that makes you think, but i also love rice because of my vampire fetish. i can't decide! damnit!

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[Lulu]

Yeah, the Poe Rice thing is hard. How about an easier one. Is it okay to laugh at people whose blacks don't match?

I know I have had un-matching black in the past, and most likely will in the future. But I think its a-okay to laugh and point.

::White people are so scared of black people::

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[kc7586]

it's ok to laugh at anyone for anything as long as ur not being mean about it. and i have mis-matched black b4 as well

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[mikeyboy]

I don't wanna be saved. People are laughing at me.


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[kc7586]

are u mis-matching blacks? and if i'm laughing u wouldn't know about it, i won't be mean about stuff like that, i'll make fun of people but behind their backs, so i won't hurt their feelings or something like that

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[zim]

somehow this is a goth thread now...die, die, die :(

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I don't know how to get other sig. :(

[Lulu]

somehow this is a goth thread now...die, die, dieYou're saying that like its a bad thing. Its your fault, you know.

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[zim]

its not bad, i like gothic people. they eat bats and bleed out their eyes

ZIM

One Crazy MoFo

[Lulu]

its not bad, i like gothic people. they eat bats and bleed out their eyesDon't forget we drink the blood afterwards and save the rest for later in a cute little coffin thermos.

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[zim]

And they eat puppies alive and dance around flaming camel carcases.


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[Lulu]

And they eat puppies alive and dance around flaming camel carcases.Only on weekends.

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[zim]

And on Wednesdays they throw flaming poo at St. Peter's Cathedral in hopes of starting a flaming pile of poo.


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[kc7586]

i don't do poo, just animal sacrifice(jk) but i really do like the taste of blood and love to bite/suck on guys necks and have them do the same, mmmm......vampires

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I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

"Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand."

[Def Dave in SC]

Dammit!! Start a goth appreciation thread. This is about the destruction of Earth, and subsequent inhabiting of Bob!

Get back on task!


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[kc7586]

calm youself or you will be one of the ritualistic sacrifices and i am thinking of the destruction of the earth, so chill-ax

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"Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand."

[RageCage]

I'm back on task, I'm drinking whisky and breaking things.



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Kool and the mother fuckin gang.

[grlNIN]

im not feeling the end of the world right now....besides if my family cant come i dont want to go

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[Aggie]

make love not war .... shouldn't there be some people protesting this?

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[Def Dave in SC]

As the ships gunner, i feel your protests to be demoralizing. Protesting is unBobian, and i hope or Stasi will sweep all you dissidents up.

We do have secret police, right zim?


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[zim]

Yes, we have secret police. Protesting is very unBobian....Death To The Protesters


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<font color=purple>Not to be a pain in the ass or anything, but could ya wait until after the weekend?


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[zim]

Fine, we shall wait until the weekend is over. Should we keep all the rude and rudes alive, or do we leave them on the stupid earth.


Zim is Da sigless menace

[Def Dave in SC]

i worked damn hard to earn my commando status. I don want any rude and rudes tagging along, rudening up Bob


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[Lulu]

i worked damn hard to earn my commando status. I don want any rude and rudes tagging along, rudening up BobExactly! I say only a select few Dot Commandos, most Super Posters, and all Veterans. Only the best and brightest (whores) on the board. Except that peace loving Cunt Aggie. Her "ideas" are not welcome on Bob.

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[Def Dave in SC]

I'm copletely shocked that this thread has gotten 108 posts


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[IrishAlkey]

Ditto.

Every day I check it to see who got into a huge argument with somebody.

It never happens.

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[mikeyboy]

I'm joining the protest. Admit it, zim, you're only trying to destroy the earth because your dad was unsuccesful when he tried to do it himself.

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[grlNIN]

fuck you all.............kill me

We Aint A Sect, No This Aint No Fucking Faction
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[Def Dave in SC]

Admit it, zim, you're only trying to destroy the earth because your dad was unsuccesful when he tried to do it himself.


The simple fact is that the Earth has continuously stockpiled WMD and ignored human rights for the last 12 years. The Earth needs to be destroyed, or disarm within the 72 hour window zim set up. I can tell you now that my Earth-destruction gun is trained on the planet and is ready to fire on Monday


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[zim]

Earth has failed to not be gay for too long. Def Dave, aim your gun, this planet is going down.

Zim: he hates you!


This message was edited by zim on 4-7-03 @ 7:53 PM

[Def Dave in SC]

Earth has failed to be gay for too long


Wait, are killing them because they're NOT gay?


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[Lulu]

Zim's a Catholic school boy. They ALL turn out gay in the end.

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Mad props to the WiggerCunt.

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[Def Dave in SC]

Man, I'm all for being the gunner who destroys the Earth. Thats a fuckin awesome position, and i look forward to executing the duties of my job.

But if we're doing it to save fags, i cant agree with you. I will do it to save myself, J.Lo, Halle Berry, Tyra Banks, Rosario Dawson, and many other unnamed ladies. I will also save a large contingent of really fuckin ugly guys with serious prsonality disorders to amke me look unbelievably awesome to the ladies.

Unless you can agree to that zim, i will be leaving you and possibly starting my own thread


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[kc7586]

Earth has failed to be gay for too long
did zim just come out? congrats man, u'll find that special guy one of these days

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"Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand."

[Def Dave in SC]

The 72 hour window has past. I am ready to proceed as planned, once you have cleared all of my issues up. If you have not, i will be forced to start my own planetary destruction team. you have until 10 pm tonite.

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This message was edited by Def Dave in DC on 4-7-03 @ 6:36 PM

[DJEvelEd]

Commander Zim- "We're running low on flinger feces and we need to drop mud on Syria, Iran, Yemen, and the Turks. I need more bowel captain!!!

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[zim]

You people are so picky. I meant failed to NOT be gay for too long. Lulu, you were a cathlic school kid , too. Jesus loves you.

Zim: he hates you!

[Def Dave in SC]

All right, I'm back on board. Give the order and i will fire away!!!!!!!!!


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[mikeyboy]

Bring it, zim. I don't think you have the sac to do it.


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[kc7586]

play nice children, u can both share destroying the world

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I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

"Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand."

[Aggie]

Except that peace loving Cunt Aggie. Her "ideas" are not welcome on Bob.

I always knew you were a Commie.

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[zim]

death to all those who dare doubt the iron will of zim and his amazing spaceship. def dave, aim your guns at mikey boy's house first!

Zim: he hates you!


This message was edited by zim on 4-8-03 @ 7:46 PM

[ToddEVF]

Earth's destruction?
Sounds cool. There is just one problem. Why would this stupid earthling die? Zim if you don't spare me, i'll get someone to foil your evil plan. And that man is. . .
http://www.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/tthng/pic57.jpg
DIB!

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<marquee>hes really the betstst - AngelAmy/todds the man - canofsoup15/todd is the shiznit! - Contra/Toddevf just rocks that much he gets two appriciation threads, but whatever - DCReed/dint mean to come down on him earlier. . . I like Todd - Doogie76/And he supports my nicotine-fits - DynamiteK/But it's great to see the end result with Todd!! - Gaia/How can I be the man if he's the man?!? - FlavorSaver/Todd Rocks and has a HUGE cock. . . so I heard!!!! - Green Lantern/i can actually say that i love the little fuck - GrlNiN/This must be done WITH GERMAN EFFICIANCY! - GrimSanity/Todd Will always be a DARLING! - LatinSpiceXoX/your the bestest, greatest, coolest todd! - Lulu/TODD EVF RULZ THE SCHOOL - NJDMMoe/I like Toddevf. He seems like a fine young gentleman. - pinkyfloyd/I appreciate my Mini-Me! - RonFez Mark/I like the sleezy way Todd puts a watermark in their. Kudos! - SateliteCam/So screw all the Todd-haters! - Shorty/I admire todd's ability to slyly and skillfully turn any and every thread into one about HIM - TheMojoPin</marquee>

[Def Dave in SC]

*BOOOOM* *FIREBALL*
mikey boy's house is no more


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[zim]

ToddEVF is spared, good shooting Def Dave. Who else wants to protest?

Zim: he hates you!

[ToddEVF]

Lord Zim, thanks for sparing me. How may i be of service to you?

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[zim]

Find the names of all those protesting the earth's destruction. Post their names. Def dave will "take care" of them.

Zim: he hates you!

[Def Dave in SC]

All I need is a name. Give me the name, I'll blow them up.


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[Lulu]

I always knew you were a Commie.Kiss my Commie, bitch! You're still not invited on Bob.

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Mad props to the WiggerCunt.

"Don't be afraid to be afraid of the norm."

[Stalker Catty]

Zim, do you have room for a schizophrenic sidekick. If so, I think we're your man. I'll even wear the terran disquise unit.

OK, now back to QVC! [smiles sublimely]

________
"Meow meow. Kill me."
________
Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so Brain...but isn't Berg Katse really Claudia Schiffer?"

LIVIN' LA VIDA DORKA!

[Butters]

i want a pool

it was not a holy jolly Chirstmas that year, for many were killed

[grlNIN]

you guys are all talk

Jesus Dont Want Me For A Sunbeam
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[zim]

stalker catty, your skitzophrenia will help us all on bob. def dave, you must blow up grl nin's house. do to her what you did to mikey boy. to solve the aggie-lulu dispute we will blow up texas.

Zim: he hates you!

[Stalker Catty]

Woohoo! I'm advanced!

Don't blow up Texas, yet! I want a burrito.

________
"Meow meow. Kill me."
________
Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so Brain...but isn't Berg Katse really Claudia Schiffer?"

LIVIN' LA VIDA DORKA!

[Def Dave in SC]

Too late, Texas is GONE.
grlNIN is alive, but her house is GONE.
Last i heard, she was using a library's computers.


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[Lulu]

Too late, Texas is GONE.Now where am I supposed to go for Spring Break? I can't refund my ticket, either. Oh woe is me! I think I'll go write some angsty poetry...

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"Don't be afraid to be afraid of the norm."

[zim]

Def Dave, grl nin must be stopped. Find the library with the computer she is using, and blow it up!

P.S. Lulu, you can go to south Bob for spring break.

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:):):):):):)....blowing stuff up is fun!

[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>I'm having an absolutely awful week, why is this taking so long?!?!?! Stop waiting for France to get on board, and do it already!!!

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[Def Dave in SC]

I didnt know which library, so i blowed them all up!!

Stop waiting for France to get on board, and do it already!!!


I am waiting only for orders, my good friend


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[grlNIN]

You're all very clever....no really you ARE

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[kc7586]

I didnt know which library, so i blowed them all up
great now i'm out of a job, find me a new one now

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I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

"Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand."

[zim]

Def dave, grl nin has survived. Take out France and then get her. kc, you can get a job on bob.

Sigs are for Idiots

[kc7586]

thank u sir zim

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I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

"Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand."

[Def Dave in SC]

I refuse to recognize France. I mean who could after I made it go "BOOM". A GIGIGIGI

I cant get an individual person,zim, for that is far to small an object for the exploder ray to target.


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[grlNIN]

grl nin has survived



if youre going to talk about killing me...at least spell my name right.....it just makes you look uneducated when you dont

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[Butters]

does the ship have a pool cause i want a pool cause i needs something to fill with elven blood

it was not a holy jolly Chirstmas that year, for many were killed

[Aggie]

Texas is still here mother fuckers! AHAHAHA

Lulu can still come as long as she accepts she's a commie.

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This message was edited by Aggie on 4-11-03 @ 11:23 AM

[Butters]

I'm ashamed to be related to you earth hugging hippie

it was not a holy jolly Chirstmas that year, for many were killed


This message was edited by Butters on 4-11-03 @ 12:04 PM

[JustJon]

Earth is where I keep my stuff! If you blow up the Earth, where will I keep all my stuff???

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[zim]

keep your stuff on bob

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[mikeyboy]

If you're going to blow up someone's house, at least make sure they're in it first.

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[Lulu]

Lulu can still come as long as she accepts she's a commie.I'll admit I'm a Commie when you admit people only like you because you have a huge rack.

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Mad props to the WiggerCunt.

"Don't be afraid to be afraid of the norm."

[Butters]

hehe rack joke......hey wait a minute!

it was not a holy jolly Chirstmas that year, for many were killed

[kc7586]

Lulu can still come as long as she accepts she's a commie
lulu will admit to nothing she doesn't want to, she is coming anyway, i need to protect my fellow goth. i'll bite any of u who try to not let her on the ship.

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I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

"Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand."

[Lulu]

lulu will admit to nothing she doesn't want to, she is coming anyway, i need to protect my fellow goth. i'll bite any of u who try to not let her on the ship.HA! Take that Aggie! I hope she bites you on your huge tits! ::runs onto space ship with kc:: Kc is my new Gothic sister.

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Mad props to the WiggerCunt.

"Don't be afraid to be afraid of the norm."

[kc7586]

woo! always wanted a sibling and now one that is just like me. cool, i would be glad to have u as a sister. and i will bite anyone anywhere anytime, and depending on if you're pissing me off or not will depend on if i inflict pain or pleasure.

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I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

"Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand."

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[Butters]

o man now I'm lonely::looks at feet and kicks air sadly::

butters: 1 part insane, 1 part crazy, 1 part stupid, and 1 part eggs (salt optional)

[Lulu]

Yay! Finally I have a partner to "Change the Light bulb" with while dancing to Sisters of Mercy songs.

http://www.gothpunk.com/goth/how-to-dance-gothic.html

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Mad props to the WiggerCunt.

"Don't be afraid to be afraid of the norm."

[zim]

hooray for gothic dancing

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[Butters]

hooray for mark llama gerbil farmer

butters: 1 part insane, 1 part crazy, 1 part stupid, and 1 part eggs (salt optional)

[GeneralCartmanLee]

hey... i am posting... ill be the gunner

Brian

[Butters]

to late ... el gato es muy bravo

butters: 1 part insane, 1 part crazy, 1 part stupid, and 1 part eggs (salt optional)

[Lulu]

Yes, you shall be destroied with all the rest of the Earthlings. Unless you join coalition of South Park board names and pledge allegiance to the Bobian flag.

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Mad props to the WiggerCunt.

"Don't be afraid to be afraid of the norm."

[kc7586]

i need some type of gothic job around bob, what is my duty? lulu do u have a job cause i'll help :)

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I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

"Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand."

[Aggie]

lulu do u have a job cause i'll help

Yeah, her job is being my bitch for that rack comment she made to me! The more the merrier.

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[Def Dave in SC]

Geez, I go away for a week and this thread stops DEAD. kinda. Well, now I'm back and ready to resume destroying people, places and things.


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[zim]

Blow up everyone who's name happens to be steve.

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[Def Dave in SC]

*KABLAMMO* *ZZZZZZZAP* *SHABOOM* *KAPEW*

Done and done. And surprisingly there was only 4 steves. WAS


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just checking in on this ship of crazy people

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I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

"Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand."

[zim]

exterminate the rude and rudes.

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Taco Flavored Kisses!

[Butters]

can we fly on bob

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If it ain't Aggie it ain't good

[Def Dave in SC]

*ZAP* *BAM* *BOOM*

Damn those little bastards are like roaches-there's one
*KRAK* *GIANT LASER NOISE*


Thats just about all of th-
*BLAMMO* *JEEROW*

Done and Done



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[Def Dave in SC]

This once-mighty thread, is now all but extinct.




HA HA!!


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[DJEvelEd]

I dropped mud on Iraq, Iran, and Syria. I'm out of flinger feces captain...
Earth has been sacked.

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