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stump12
03-30-2003, 05:36 PM
<A HREF="http://www.imfanatic.com/hornysurvey.php">

I'M 60% X-rated. HOW HORNY ARE YOU?</A>

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Wormwood
03-30-2003, 05:40 PM
50.5% is that passing?

Is this being graded on a curve because it's a Ron and Fez message board?

Will this be on my permanent transcript?

Can I transfer this grade to a different message board?

Can I start a study group with someone?

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Death Metal Moe
03-30-2003, 05:41 PM
Before I post my results, thanks for linking to a site with like 10 fucking pop-ups. Since I already closed them all, might as well post what I got:

<A HREF="http://www.imfanatic.com/hornysurvey.php">

I'M 37.5% X-rated. HOW HORNY ARE YOU?</A>

I was honestly disappointed. I thought I was dirtier than that. Oh well. Maybe I'm not as sick as I thought.

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666%

fiestygal
03-30-2003, 05:44 PM
I'M 37.5% X-rated.

I'M RICH BIA-OTCH!

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THANX TENBATSUZEN!!

East Side Dave
03-30-2003, 05:50 PM
63.5

What does this mean?

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stump12
03-30-2003, 05:55 PM
Sorry about the popups.
no you can not transfer your score to another message board. you should not even be on another message board. that would be like cheating on us.

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Thanks Fallon!

grlNIN
03-30-2003, 06:07 PM
<A HREF="http://www.imfanatic.com/hornysurvey.php">

I'M 41.5% X-rated. HOW HORNY ARE YOU?</A>


i feel like ive cheated on Aggies thread....

We Aint A Sect, No This Aint No Fucking Faction
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<marquee>What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff-I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I'd do all day. I'd just be the Catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be. I know it's crazy</marquee>

TheGameHHH
03-30-2003, 06:26 PM
I'm 61% horny.....some of things I admitted to were damn funny. And for the record I'd never cheat on Aggie's thread, this is a completly different version.

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Death Metal Moe
03-30-2003, 06:28 PM
It seems like everyone but me has been in Aggie's thread.

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erole
03-30-2003, 07:04 PM
I've been there but I've sworn off Aggies thread.

I'M 66% X-rated.
and...
I'M 34 PROOF.

My god, I never realized it, but I get horny when I'm drunk.

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Fallon
03-30-2003, 09:18 PM
<A HREF="http://www.imfanatic.com/hornysurvey.php">

I'M 37% X-rated. HOW HORNY ARE YOU?</A>

Thats such a lie. I'm really getting to the point were their aren't enough numbers in the world to make my hornyness percent.

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Gmann
03-30-2003, 09:28 PM
I got 76%....Im winning.

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

Dewey
03-30-2003, 09:37 PM
73%, and I just got some. (She liked me because I bought a lot of her pencils).

What is wrong with you people?

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kc7586
03-31-2003, 05:34 AM
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I'M 59% X-rated. HOW HORNY ARE YOU?</A>

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Jennitalia
03-31-2003, 05:51 AM
<A HREF="http://www.imfanatic.com/hornysurvey.php">

I'M 65.5% X-rated. HOW HORNY ARE YOU?</A>

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wanna pet my poopie?

TrailerTrash
03-31-2003, 05:55 AM
<A HREF="http://www.imfanatic.com/hornysurvey.php">

I'M 77.5% X-rated. HOW HORNY ARE YOU?</A>

i'm such a pervert :)

... look what i just done said ...

A.J.
03-31-2003, 05:56 AM
<A HREF="http://www.imfanatic.com/hornysurvey.php">

I'M 52% X-rated. HOW HORNY ARE YOU?</A>

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DarkHippie
03-31-2003, 07:40 AM
<A HREF="http://www.imfanatic.com/hornysurvey.php">

I'M 89.5% X-rated. HOW HORNY ARE YOU?</A>I really thought this survey was pretty tame.

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stickyfingers
03-31-2003, 07:50 AM
79.5% nukka

i was hoping for 92 pah-cent yo




"lemme tell ya sumpin" -CW

CaptClown
03-31-2003, 08:17 AM
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I'M 71.5% X-rated. HOW HORNY ARE YOU?</A>


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jratt
03-31-2003, 09:25 AM
I am 76.5% does that mean i have
a problem

jratt AKA johnbravo
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Aggie
03-31-2003, 09:32 AM
You got nothing on Aggie bro

CZM is oh so wise.

I don't even have to take the quiz, I think I know how horny I am. And to all you horny thread people, we need to represent. Jenn, I'd expect more from you!

And Moe, if you haven't been there, stay away, you'll get sucked right in. But it seems Erole got out somehow (or so he thinks!)

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GaryWyze
03-31-2003, 09:35 AM
<A HREF="http://www.imfanatic.com/hornysurvey.php">

I'M 79% X-rated. HOW HORNY ARE YOU?</A>

<font color=purple>Off to take the drunk test now.

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Jasmines Song
03-31-2003, 09:38 AM
I'M 90.5% X-rated.



I knew there was something wrong with me. My favorite was the last question..."Have you ever left a party to go play with yourself?"

I only did that once in my life. There was porn on every TV in the house and there were men everywhere....I don't know what got to me. I just went into the bathroom, put a towel on the floor and went to town.





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This message was edited by Jasmines Song on 3-31-03 @ 1:41 PM

ChickenHawk
03-31-2003, 09:52 AM
<A HREF="http://www.imfanatic.com/hornysurvey.php">

I'M 64% X-rated. HOW HORNY ARE YOU?</A>

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stickyfingers
03-31-2003, 10:05 AM
i was 79.5% but after reading Jasmine's post i think those numbers may be on the rise along with my dink



"lemme tell ya sumpin" -CW

SuperClerk
03-31-2003, 01:32 PM
49% here

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Meatball
03-31-2003, 02:00 PM
my problem with this test is that it doesnt test "horniness" - which is your desire or need for sex. This test tests you for what youve done, or your sexual experience.

you may have done all those things at one time or another - or not, but what youd LIKE to do is a true test of horniness.

anyhoo - i am asking for a "make up test"

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MsBettyBoop
04-01-2003, 12:48 PM
So this is where (he) hangs out all the time? Oh I'm sorry, (radio edit.) Well let me tell you what a dick he is. oh my god, he goes out with me, and then moves to Pennsylvania without telling me. No number, no notice, he just up and fucking goes.
Don't listen to anything that loser/liar says.
I've been trying to email him, and he apparently ignores it. thanks a lot.
So one of his friends down here tells me about some radio show, and his nickname he uses on the internet. I did a "search" on here, and I get something about "Aggie" and this link.
What is this? How horny are you? Well, I am. And I'm free and god damn legal. Any takers?
Sorry about being abrupt. Thought all of you should know.
Thanks a fucking lot (radio edit.)



This message was edited by MsBettyBoop on 4-1-03 @ 6:01 PM

Aggie
04-01-2003, 01:40 PM
'bettyboop':
maybe there was a reason he did what he did (if this is even real) but regardless, this isn't the place for it.

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I knew JerseyRich was good for something - thanks!

grlNIN
04-01-2003, 01:54 PM
Thanks a fucking lot Jason.



sounds like someone is just a tad bitter

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<marquee>What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff-I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I'd do all day. I'd just be the Catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be. I know it's crazy</marquee>

MsBettyBoop
04-01-2003, 01:55 PM
I won't take back what I said, but I will talk differently from now on. I wish I could answer you on this but apparently I have to "tone it down." If anyone does want to talk about it I can be e-mailed from my profile. Anywhere anytime, I will stick up for myself!

PS
thanks for the "posting" tip

vintense
04-02-2003, 11:27 AM
I think after a retest, I averaged 84% horny, which is funny becuase I dont really feel horny! But it may explan why my co-workers keep staring at my crotch! I should probably stop masturbating in meetings, too!
Vin D. (the "D" is for "Do it for Johnny!"

AngelAmy
04-02-2003, 12:05 PM
<A HREF="http://www.imfanatic.com/hornysurvey.php">

I'M 59% X-rated. HOW HORNY ARE YOU?</A>
BAH im a lot more then that!!

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Wolf
04-02-2003, 12:17 PM
<A HREF="http://www.imfanatic.com/hornysurvey.php">

I'M 82% X-rated. HOW HORNY ARE YOU?</A>


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stump12
04-02-2003, 09:06 PM
yeah those Q's werent that great to test horniness. theres gotta be a better one out there.


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Thanks Fallon!