What's a "real job"?

[TheMojoPin]

No, this isn't any kind of defense for celebrity activists or "liberals"...I'm honestly curious, since it's thrown out a LOT these days...so WHAT is a real job? Do I need to get dirty? Be poor? Not be able to pay my bills? Carry a gun? What's the criteria? I mean, I worked plenty of shitty jobs, but now I run my own store and live pretty damn comfortably for being only 23...do I have a "real job?"

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[East Side Dave]

-Mechanic

-Real Estate agent

-Pimp



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[TheMojoPin]

I like those answers. If there were only a way to combine the three...

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[Tall_James]

Every job is a "real job". I don't begrudge anyone who has to work for a living. Even actors and artists. (Socialites and debutantes, however, can go fuck themselves. They are all inbred, apple-martini swilling douchebags).




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If there were only a way to combine the three.


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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 3-31-03 @ 5:55 PM

[Meatball]

but now I run my own store


what do you sell?
and is there a substantial discount for board members.

oh - and what is the security code to the alarm system in the store.

thanks.

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[HordeKing1]

A "real job?" Ask Ron Jeremy.

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[JerryTaker]

Considering where it's coming from, I guess a "Real Job" is that of a career politician whose daddy and brother got the job for you...


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[Death Metal Moe]

Considering where it's coming from, I guess a "Real
Job" is that of a career politician whose daddy and brother
got the job for you...


Don't forget fixed an election too.

Selected not elected, right Jerry?

Now where's that broken record. AHH! Right next to the
sour grapes and crow.


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[TooCute]

Any job a "conservative" has. DUUUUH. Put another way: any job a "lib" doesn't have.

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[A.J.]

Considering where it's coming from, I guess a "Real Job" is that of a career politician whose daddy and brother got the job for you...


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A Skidmark production.

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[Captain Stubing]

Don't forget the mob AJ, don't forget the mob.....

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[DarkHippie]

i think AJ wins with that one. (but Kennedy was a legit war hero: PT 109)

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[JerryTaker]

Now where's that broken record. AHH! Right next to the
sour grapes and crow.


Tell it to the Big face on the wall....

And I never said Kennedy <I>wasn't</I> a scumbag, I've got a whole tirade for him, and the way the public just ate up all the bullshit he fed them, while nearly creating an international disaster... kind of like what's happening now...

It's not about Republicans and Democrats, it's about assholes and the sheep that follow them.

Yeah, someone will quote the first line and put a funny little picture, and ignore the rest of it, or this line...



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[furie]

A real job is one that allows you to earn a living on your own, and no need to be subsidized by anyone else.

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[stickyfingers]

what is the security code to the alarm system in the store.


I am unaware of the type of store but i hear the security code is "BOSCO"





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[TheMojoPin]

"Jor-El".

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[The real Kenny Allen]

Money Launderer

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[Dewey]

I run my own store


Is this a euphemism for selling drugs?

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[TheMojoPin]

My store has a big, fat trunk with plenty of room for big, fat blabbermouths.

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[high fly]

Can employees get high in the back?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[epo]

Get a real job, hippie!

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