View Full Version : Bill Cosby...Himself- Still the best
SuperClerk
04-01-2003, 07:19 AM
OK. Mr. Nanny is over and I am now watching Bill Cosby...Himself. This is still the funniest comedy concert ever. It just goes to show you that you don't have to curse to be funny.
-He's taking another drink. Alright reverse gears.
-Dad is great......He gives us chocolate cake.
-Do you ever do any fishing?
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furie
04-01-2003, 08:14 AM
"She holds the ruler like a Samuri sword, and announces that the beatings will now begin!"
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fezident
04-01-2003, 09:23 AM
"Get in the shower....turn on the water....and use soap!" You have to tell them that or they'll just to into the bathroom and walk around in the tub.
-Bill Cosby on telling his children how to wash themselves before bedtime.
Fez 4 Prez!!
SuperClerk
04-01-2003, 09:26 AM
I was 3, but now I 4 years old.
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Freebird
04-01-2003, 10:41 PM
Cosby on Brain Damage:
What did I tell you?
You said for to not for to drink your drink.
Then why did you do it?
I DON'T KNOW!
OR
Son, was your head with you all day?
Himself is truly a thing of comedic beauty. You should listen to "For Those of You with Children, You'll Understand". It was his follow-up on the Himself performance, and extends on several of the same themes.
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Now I'm starving
I'm about to turn it up a notch!
SuperClerk
04-02-2003, 04:08 AM
Bill Cosby 49 is very funny also.
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TheMojoPin
04-02-2003, 10:01 AM
I just prefer "Fat Albert" because the Coz did it all by himself. With a roller. And it was GOOD.
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Bill From Yorktown
04-02-2003, 10:04 AM
prepare for a thread killer
you have been warned
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used to find that show the funniest, until recently when I watched it and realized that the son he speaks of is probably the guy who was killed in 1997
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Jennitalia
04-02-2003, 10:12 AM
STOP TOUCHING ME!
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TheGameHHH
04-02-2003, 11:20 AM
I've discussed this comedy special with several friends of mine and we have all come to the conclusion that growing up as children of the 80's it's a mandatory rule that all of our parents must own that special on video. We've all seen it, and personally I think it's hysterical, but it's also funny that every parent in the 1980's also owns this special on video.
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IrishAlkey
04-02-2003, 01:22 PM
My bobum libbip is on fiber!
Can't you see the smoboke?
Rinse.
Ribinse?
You wan me to ribinse?
Ooootay...
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East Side Dave
04-02-2003, 01:32 PM
Fuck Bill Cosby. I'm still waiting for my Mortimer Marker that I sent away for after seeing an episode of Picture Pages. My mom wrote the check for $9.95 and 17 years later the fucking thing hasn't come! I'll harbor this, Mr. Cosby, I'll harbor this to my bitter grave, you flipping bread thief you!!!
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Wormwood
04-02-2003, 01:52 PM
yes we've all seen it.
Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
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Heather 8
04-02-2003, 03:56 PM
''But Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!''
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Yeah. I suck.
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jamesdiggy
04-02-2003, 06:14 PM
Doesn't matter to me, I'll make another one, look just like you.
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Steels
04-02-2003, 06:19 PM
I used to go to a friends house to listen to the cassette tape.
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Cyclops
04-02-2003, 06:20 PM
I feel like having a pudding pop.
El Mudo
04-02-2003, 08:25 PM
*Cause when you're about to get in an accident...first ya say it..then ya do it!!*
*My Dad would have terrible gas at dinner and blame it on an elephant walking under the table*
....Garry Owen....
stump12
04-02-2003, 08:42 PM
The worst beating I ever got was when my mother said "Im sick" and I said "and tired" and tired always followed sick.
"Get the salad tongs"
<b>Gone Postal!</b>
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Thanks Fallon!
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WintersEmbers
04-03-2003, 02:20 AM
okay well here goes........
i think the eddie murphy special is funnier, there i said it.
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SuperClerk
04-03-2003, 08:11 AM
Eddie Murphy "Delirious" is still classic. Not as good as Cos though.
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