things to do ot do at the nude beach this summer

[jratt]

well think about this before hitting those nude
beaches or nudist camps this summer
do.......where sunblock
dont....where your c ring

jratt AKA johnbravo
Don't talk about unity ever again...
my ears are closed talk to the fist!!
NJBLOOBLINE
FBP 4 LIFE
"fear me or love me, I don't give a F'k"

[FUNKMAN]

to do / don't forget to count all the feces UH! i mean species of aquatic life you encounter...

to don't do / don't pop wood while you're partner is applying lotion to your Jennitalia...

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[Dewey]

Do bring dark shades, so you can stare at the good looking women without being too obvious.

Don't make tongue movements or do pelvic thrusts while staring at the good looking women.

Don't jerk off.

Do be completely amazed at the huge number of fat fucks with no units who parade around on a nude beach.

Do fantasize that you're a lion, and imagine what it would be like to see this oily heard of wildebeests fleeing from you.

Don't lie to yourself and say this is a "back to nature thing", when you know damn well you're there to see skin.





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[reeshy]

Don't do squat thrusts in the sand- you could wear away your sack!!

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[West Side Claire]

don't eat the hot dogs at the concession stand.

[Big Jim]

DO come with me to Sandy Hook...(I go there whenever the waves down at Belmar suck)

DONT bend over in front of me

DO bring lots of sunscreen and sunglasses

DONT make conversation with the old guy in the sunglasses and binoculars (he circles your blanket 3 laps before reminiscing about his youth much like Ian McKellan in Gods and Monsters and comments on me and my friends penises)

DO try swimming naked (its wonderful)

DONT bring your bodyboard (tried that once and got stared at)

Do try playing beach volleyball with the old people

DONT go diving into the 400lb fat guy to your right to save a shot

DO say hi to the cute blonde girl at the snack shack named Shelly

DONT say hi to the guy with the tattoo on his dick

DO bring a cooler of beer

DONT bring friends that you will regret being drunk and naked around

DO take a walk to the sandbar

DONT take a walk into the dunes with someone who offers you money



I would REALLY love a new sig pic from some creative person out there!!!!

I love you all,
*BIG JIM*

[jratt]

don't do gymnastics if you have
low hanging balls
do shave if your pubs are like an afro
don't stop at a rest area to get gas naked
do put on your clothes when you leave the beach

jratt AKA johnbravo
Don't talk about unity ever again...
my ears are closed talk to the fist!!
NJBLOOBLINE
FBP 4 LIFE
"fear me or love me, I don't give a F'k"