Smackdown Spoiler for 4/3/03 (congrats, TLM)

[Silly Puddy]

According to wrestlingobserver.com, in a update posted at 12:50 a.m. EST:

Sable has just entered the ring to start a program with Torrie Wilson. And this is not an April Fools joke.

I'll post a retraction if this IS an April Fool's joke, but Meltzer is usually pretty accurate, though this did come from a reader's live account in Seattle.

Ugh.



January 27, 2003 - The day the laughter died in New York

[TeRRoR]

- Torrie Wilson's Playboy Coming Out Party. Torrie comes out in a two-piece green outfit. She thanks all the fans and asks them if they'd like to see a special "coming out" - a sneak preview of what's in the pages of Playboy magazine. At this time, Rena "Sable" Mero's music hits and she comes out in a black outfit and takes a mic! Jeez, didn't see that one coming. She announces that she's back in WWE and says things are still the same - all her men are still here to see her and all the women want to be like her. Sable says that she was the first WWE diva to pose in Playboy. But today is Torrie's night and she's happy for her, and maybe Torrie's Playboy will be as successful as hers. Sable says that there are a lot of people who don't feel there is enough room for both her and Torrie but she wants to tell Torrie that she thinks that they will be the best of friends. Sable then leaned over and gives the surprised Torrie a little kiss on the lips.


actually, i got this from the wrestling website i go to and they do not post "fictional" shit. this was sent in from someone who just left the arena.

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 4-2-03 @ 2:44 AM

[Teenweek]

Come on. Yes she is a cunt. But a program of Sable and Torrie Wilson battling over who is hotter and the better playboy model sounds great to me.


Another spoiler is there will be a Piper's Pit next week on smackdown.

[FatTony]

How is it that you file a HUGE suit against a company and less than 10 years later you go back to work for them. I guess that real career outside of pro wrestling didn't work for her huh

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[SuperClerk]

Geez, people are really sicking to thier guns. Sable, Roddy Piper and Goldberg should be ashamed of themselves. They talk all the smack they want about WWE, about Vince McMahon, and they still come back to work for him. It must really be fun to be Vince. It's only a matter of time now before Chyna and Bret Hart all come crawling back. Sting will then go against what he believes and join as well.

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[Teenweek]

Vince always wins in the end.

[TLM]

:-)

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[Teenweek]

Anyone else think Jerry Lawler is pissed the kiss and eventual feud between Torrie Wilson and Sable is on SMackdown instead of Raw.

[metalsatan]

Anyone else think Jerry Lawler is pissed the kiss and eventual feud between Torrie Wilson and Sable is on SMackdown instead of Raw.


Um...no, Am I supposed to think so?

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[synthfiend]

How is it that you file a HUGE suit against a company and less than 10 years later you go back to work for them
How is it that a wrestler can walk out on a company and less than a year later go back to work for them? Vince wanted it that way. Trust me if Vince didn't want Sable back she wouldn't BE back. Just like all the others. No amount of begging on anyones part would have gotten anyone anything but Vincent Kennedy McMahon's word is LAW. So now we have Sable, Piper, Goldberg and whomever else Vince wants. It's not because of anything Sable, or Piper, or Goldberg,did or whatever kind of begging happened. It's because Vince wants it

What do you want from us? We're EVIL! EVIL!!!!!!

[Heather 8]

Pardon me while I vomit. Repeatedly.

Again, thank god for Raw's women's division (and if you even think of bringing Chyna back, Vince, do not fuck up and throw that beast in there).

I guess that real career outside of pro wrestling didn't work for her huh

Hey, I thought she was just stunning in Corky Romano.


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This message was edited by Peachy on 4-2-03 @ 7:35 PM

[Se7en]

Christ, is Vince bringing back everyone he thinks will pop a ratings point???

This is shameful. He's lost a lot of talent to injuries. My advice: instead of trying to get workers from OVW (he just calls them up before they're ready anyway), scour the indies. There's a ton of guys there that can actually, you know, WRESTLE, and would sure be better financial investments than Sable, or Piper, or Nathan Jones, or Albert, or....you get the idea.

Again, thank god for Raw's women's division (and if you even think of bringing Chyna back, Vince, do not fuck up and throw that beast in there).

Raw's women division reminds me how much North America really needs honest-to-God joshi. Cause the shit we have here ain't working.

No offense to the ladies of the WWE, most of them have developed into good workers. There's just too few of them.

Vince, GIVE US GAIL KIM ALREADY!!!!!

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[Heather 8]

Raw's women division reminds me how much North America really needs honest-to-God joshi. Cause the shit we have here ain't working.

No offense to the ladies of the WWE, most of them have developed into good workers. There's just too few of them.


For me, Se7en, every week that passes without a bra-and-panties/negligee/spanking/mud ''wrestling match'' is another check in the positive column as far as WWe's women division goes. As much as I usually enjoy Smackdown, Torrie Wilson equals bathroom break.

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[synthfiend]

There are a few decent looking women wrestlers in Japan who might benefit the WWE. I gotta be honest I want all my women wrestlers to be at least marginally hot. No Bull Nakano's no Bertha Faye's no Aja Kongs. I want two (or more) nice looking women putting in work. Vince really should find women to pad the division nicely. It can't be that hard with his resources.

What do you want from us? We're EVIL! EVIL!!!!!!

[Crippler]

No Mt. Fiji either, I presume?

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[SuperClerk]

What the hell. Maybe Bruno Sammartino will make his triumphant return to McMahon next.

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