Where Would You "Hide Out"?

[The Chairman]

OK so I was in Chinatown today. And as I'm walking around after dinner I say to myself, if I was a Chinese guy, and the cops were looking for me, this would be the place to go. I mean just picture the cops getting a description of "male, mid 30's, Chinese, 5'7" " and then looking for you in fucking Chinatown...

So it occurs to me, where would I go to "hide out" if I wanted to be in a place where I would "blend in" the most?

I'm not talking about a safe house or moving to Utah and I'm not talking about the cops going to your "known hangouts."

I'm talking.... you're in the city and you find out you've got 30 minutes to get somewhere and blend in.

I would probably go to some yuppie brew pub. That's where I'd duck into. Most apt to find lots of white guys in their 20's and 30's in baseball hats I guess.


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This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 4-2-03 @ 1:32 AM

[PanterA]

i would buy a disposable camera and hang out in timesquare.

Hopefully MTV TRL is on where i would make a sign and start screaming like a bitch whenever i see carson...oh wait you say not my normal hang outs....damn

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[silera]

I'd put on my roller blades and head off to Central Park to twirl around aimlessly with all the other dumb blonde chicks in New York.


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[TeRRoR]

actually, i would stay in the lower east side and hang out at cbgb's.

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go to california and hang out in sacramento or berkeley. and thats where i would blend in...

also KC, MO i would blend in quite well...

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[erole]

find where they hold the cock fights.

[sexy bastard]

i would hide out in the bathroom ofthe port authority...no one would dare go in there

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[Steels]

I'm a tough act to follow...perhaps a house of mirrors...

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[grlNIN]

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[The Chairman]

i would hide out in the bathroom of the port authority...no one would dare go in there


I said no known hangouts!

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[FMJeff]

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[Bill From Yorktown]

I'd go to work, to hang with all the other 20# overweight, average height, goatee wearing, nondescript 30 somethings wearing khakis go and hang out.

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[Def Dave in SC]

I'd find my best khakis and my sharpest polo shirt. I'd then hit the nearest Banana Republic or starbucks


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[jamesdiggy]

Under the kiddie pool.

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[East Side Dave]

I'd hide in Stephen King's house.

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[Shecky]

As a white male I would go to a place cops dont go... Harlem.

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[ShelleBink]

As a white male I would go to a place cops dont go... Harlem.

yea, but the trick is to come out alive.

i'd go to ireland. lotsa redheaded bitches there.

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[Tall_James]

This place....http://www.tall.org/clubs/ny/tcnyc/

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[ChrisTheCop]

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[ChrisTheCop]

Oh yeah, and this one made me titter:find where they hold the cock
Well then, it really would be a happy birthday for ya, wouldnt it?

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[fluffernutter]

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[ADF]

I'd go wherever Carmen Sandiego is.. I could never find that lady.

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[Arienette]

i'd probably go to a large, public high school. sadly, at 24, i'd probably blend in best there.

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[The Chairman]

Chris where you been? Your Honeycomb Hideout post is hysterical. Lots of overtime?

ADF: I guess your next pick is to dress as Waldo...

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This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 4-2-03 @ 11:24 PM

[fluffernutter]

Seriously, One of those basement record shops. There are always abunch of people in the vinylr oom in the back that is hard enough to find as it is. Yeah, I would go there.

My other choice would be (at night that is) any club that is having said punk/hardcore/indie band playing that evening. Daytime, I would be fucked.

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[Steels]

Arienette that sig pic is too funny! GREAT JOB!

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[The Chairman]

Arienette that sig pic is too funny! GREAT JOB!

It is awesome.

Steels, who are those people in your sig?

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[Arienette]

Arienette that sig pic is too funny! GREAT JOB!unfortunately, i can't take credit for it... it's an adf original. i'm special.


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[RageCage]

I would find the nearest Irish pub so I could blend in with the rest of the red-headed, pasty-faced drunks.


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