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Furtherman
04-03-2003, 09:47 AM
Is it me or does anyone else think that Billy's "I can't help eating milkshakes" attitude is just the most pathetic and annoying reason ever to place blame on anything but himself? It just kills me to hear it. Is there anyone out there that can help him? Personally I think he needs a good smack in the head, but that would just be mean.

jocefus
04-03-2003, 10:12 AM
i cant stop drinking milkshakes either, but im not like billy... if he wants to be fat his whole life thats his problem..look at how many times he went aa, if he cant stop drinking beer who thinks hes gonna be able to stop drinking yummy flavorful milkshakes...mmmm milkshake...viva la meat fist..

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The Chairman
04-03-2003, 11:14 AM
Having been an Administrator of a Psychiatric Hospital for the past nine years, I can tell you that addiction, whether it be to alcohol, drugs, or food (yes we treat many people with food addictions) is a disease and extremely difficult to battle.

Those of us who were or are smokers and have tried to stop know it ain't a walk in the park.

There is, however, no excuse (nor treatment) for not being funny.

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furie
04-03-2003, 11:34 AM
who eats a milkshake anyway? just how thick are those badboys?

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PanterA
04-03-2003, 12:45 PM
who eats a milkshake anyway? just how thick are those badboys?Ever try to suck a Wendys Frosty through a straw? Aint happenin'!

Hey Billy, why dont you try to get frozen yogart shakes? It's still not good to be suckin'em down everyday, but it is cutting back a bit on the calories and fat intake. Just a suggestion budday.

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Def Dave in SC
04-03-2003, 01:01 PM
Did billy get his stapling at the MAYO clininc?


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SatCam
04-03-2003, 01:06 PM
I have to pose the question: Are milkshakes drinken or eaten?

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Furtherman
04-03-2003, 01:08 PM
Eat 'em or drink 'em, doesn't matter - just DON'T.

Ok, but it's a disease.

So start slowly. You'd be amazed at what a little will power each day can do. Maybe get up just a 1/2 hour early to work out. Instead of that after lunch cigarrette, do some push-ups. Stay in one Friday night and rent a movie instead of drinking. Little by little, you'll see how good you feel the next morning when you realize that you accomplished something GOOD for yourself. Mind over matter. Prove them all wrong. Prove it to YOURSELF. And stop laying blame on something you can't control.

clubberlang
04-07-2003, 02:04 PM
Oh Billy so silly, your like a hanky when my nose is running.

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TheKnicks23
04-07-2003, 02:11 PM
If Billy does get another surgery (which I think he will) he's going to have to start some type of a diet and stop with the damn milkshakes and lifesavers.

He'll eat good for 2 weeks after the surgery and go back to the milkshakes.

Maybe Ron can closeline his fat ass every hour intil he stops.

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Furtherman
04-23-2003, 10:15 AM
After listening to Tuesday's show and Billy's claim that he is addicted to drugs, alcohol, porn, gambling, etc., etc..... I am more convinced than ever that all that really is a lack of self dicipline and laziness.






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04-23-2003, 10:42 AM
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04-23-2003, 11:59 AM
my dad would smack my mouth every time i did something stupid like drink...smoke....drugs...i think billy needs someone like that. I think Ronnie would like that job.



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