What will happen when RonFez Mark reaches 10,000 posts?

[SuperClerk]

Will the board shut down?
Will his post count reset?
Will he get a trophy?
Will the site be renamed RonFez Mark.net?
Will raspberry jam start to ooze out of my computer?
Will he get his own radio show?
Will he join NWA-TNA?
Will he get traded to the NY Yankees?
Will all of "The Legacy" members parade him around in a beach chair?
Will he never talk to SuperClerk again?
Will he go corporate?
Will he go Hollywood?
WHAT WILL HE DO?????

My head hurts now.

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[furie]

Will he at last reveal that he played Odd Job?

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[RF Godfather]

Who is Odd Job?!? :)

The site will be renamed MoJoPin.Net!

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[TheMojoPin]

There is no stopping the fury that is Mark10K. NONE.

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[SuperClerk]

We should start a Y2J-like countdown.

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[PanterA]

What will happen when RonFez Mark reaches 10,000 posts?We close down the game room.

I dont know what's sicker...mark reaching 10000 in 2 years or Mojopin reaching 9000 in 1 year.

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[TheGameHHH]

Mojo reaching 9,000 is one year is definatly worse. But in my opinion both of them are lame :-)

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[Death Metal Moe]

I think he'll go to paradise and be awarded 70 virgins.

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[HordeKing1]

Either that, or spontaneous combustion.

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[ChickenHawk]

This'll make for a great revival topic in a year when he's approaching 20,000...

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[Butters]

don't be silly its just a sign of the apocalypse

it was not a holy jolly Chirstmas that year, for many were killed

[nickeye]

This'll make for a great revival topic in a year when he's approaching 20,000...

...on Saturday.


This message was edited by nickeye on 4-3-03 @ 7:41 PM

[Bama]

Call me crazy, but I don't think things will change much.

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[Butters]

thats cause your an elephant

it was not a holy jolly Chirstmas that year, for many were killed

[kc7586]

nothing will happen if he can't make that 10,000th post ::wink wink::

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[Shecky]

he will be renamed RonFez Wilt Chamberlain

PRAY FOR THE BRAVE ONES!!!!

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SHECKY

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

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[grlNIN]

he'll get deported

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[Death Metal Moe]

Maybe Rooster can hit him with a paintball a post?

Maybe he'll get his bottom soundly slapped with a board by Jeff in the "backroom" in the staff area?

Maybe he'll take a break?

Maybe he'll get a new screen name?

I hope at the ver LEAST he's given a new heading.

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[AngelAmy]

whoever the fuck reaches 10K posts on a messageboard must be really pathetic.....I'd hate to ever reach that point.

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[RF Godfather]

::clears throat:: Love ya Amy, lol. It's not pathetic as you say it's like Mojo said, dedication. That's my point and I'm stickin' to it.

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What will happen when RonFez Mark reaches 10,000 posts?Al Gore will start crying.

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[jratt]

did al gore invent this thread
and when mark gets 10,000.00
wii he demand a recount

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[jocefus]

i will finally reach my 1,000. post..mark will just point and laugh at my little post count..its not size that counts its how u use them

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[Aggie]

who cares what happens? :p

i'm just posting in here so i can get my 5000 today. thanks for the help! only 10 more to go.

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This message was edited by Aggie on 4-4-03 @ 11:16 AM

[AngelAmy]

hehe im just playing mark.......i only say that because i hit 10K at oa.com

i know im even more pathetic cause i screen capped it.
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[RF Godfather]

hehe im just playing mark.......i only say that because i hit 10K at oa.com

i know im even more pathetic cause i screen capped it.Aims, I knew it was all in jest.

We're two of a kind. :)

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[SuperClerk]

two of a kind



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[zim]

Earth will have explode before ronfezmark reaches 10000


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Mark will get his own forum for all his Birthday posts.

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[Stalker Patti]

He can start over again.

[HordeKing1]

What will happen when RonFez Mark reaches 10,000 posts?

Ever read the 9 Billion Names of God by Arthur C. Clarke?

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[wilee]

He'll become a real boy!

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[SuperClerk]

RonFez Mark
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posted on 04-04-2003 @ 4:42 PM

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It's approaching. When will it happen? If TNA keeps puttng on great shows, and if the Mets continue to suck, it will happen soon. I've got the balloons ready and I've already hired the clown. I've also purchased a new computer in case mine explodes. Who's got the punch? :)

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This message was edited by SuperClerk on 4-13-03 @ 10:39 AM

[ShelleBink]

Jeff will reset it to 0

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[RF Godfather]

It's approaching. When will it happen? If TNA keeps puttng on great shows, and if the Mets continue to suck, it will happen soon. I've got the balloons ready and I've already hired the clown. Hopefully, its not Doink!

And the streak continues!

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[SuperClerk]

Mojo is going to be sitting at the finish line when RFM hits 10K. Zoinks!!!!!

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[RF Godfather]

Mojo is going to be sitting at the finish line when RFM hits 10K. Zoinks!!!!!I called that myself. Ain't no thang.

Do it Mojo!

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[Violent Jay]

id like to know what comes after big ass veteran if anything. hey why dont you both make your thousanth post at the same time or mojo pin could win

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[TheMojoPin]

Good great goddamn.

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