Ankle Bracelets

[The Chairman]

Part 1.

When I was in high school, I had to buy so many of them for chicks the Indian sales guy at the Busy Bee Mall in Massapequa knew me by name. I wish they had sold them in economy packs. One side my name, the other side my girlfriend de jour's name... hearts, engraving....made of 2 carat gold and perhaps the least functional and most ridiculous piece of jewelry ever invented! Worn, of course, not on the ankle but around the neck.

But they WERE good for a hummer, that's for sure...

I always wondered what the chicks would do with them when we broke up.

Part 2

No offense to those women who do, but I can't stand women, especially older women, who wear them...on their ankle. I'm not talking about a cool hemp or shell one that you might wear on vacation in Jamaica..I'm talking about a gold one like ones that several women I know wear to work. Not at a Strip Club mind you, but a white collar environment, and most heinous of all..... under panty hose!

What the fuck? Am I the only one who thinks these look tacky, cheesy and totally ridiculous? There's this 50 year old nurse at work who wears one with diamonds...it's like she thinks she's hip.

Not my bag.

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[ADF]

Maybe someone should invent cankle bracelets.. there's an untapped market for ya.

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[TooCute]

and most heinous of all..... under panty hose!

YOU try gettting your pantyhose under one of those things!

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[angrymissy]

i like little delicate silver ankle bracelets, in the summer, when wearing strappy sandals

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[Arienette]

i'm personally not a fan. i'm not big into jewelry as it is, but i wouldn't be wearing one of those. but, the under the pantyhose thing is the absolute worst! if you are into ankle bracelets, i implore you, only in the summer.

Maybe someone should invent cankle bracelets.. and call them "guff"?

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[SuperClerk]

Being a foot man, I think add more beauty to the already gorgeous female foot. My wife wears them often and I think they look great on her.

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[silera]

I like to wear them on occassion.

Putting them on is like a yoga session to me. I stretch, focus, and sweat like a hog.


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[Sheeplovr]

i thoguht there called ANKLETS
a ankle braclelet woudl be for someone who has hands for feet like a monkey

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[The Chairman]

Picture this.

A 55 year old woman who wears bright pink and purple suits with short skirts and high heeled shoes that are the exact color of her sherbet hued outfits. Tons of makeup worn like she applies it with a spatula. And she wears a fairly thick gold and diamond ankle bracelet under panty hose. This is the kind of ankle bracelet faux pas I'm referring to.

In any case, ankle bracelets are not considered an appropriate accessory for conservative business attire in my book.

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[Geppetto]

Putting them on is like a yoga session to me. I stretch, focus, and sweat like a hog.



For some reason I just thought you would be flexable.

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[Geppetto]

A 55 year old woman who wears bright pink and purple suits with short skirts and high heeled shoes that are the exact color of her sherbet hued outfits. Tons of makeup worn like she applies it with a spatula.


You work with the Joker?

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