#1, #2 and P-U

[The Chairman]

What did your family call urination, defication and farting when you were a little kid?

#1 we called making as "shush"
#2 we called making a "job"
Farts were called "rumorinos", meaning "little noises" in Italian.

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This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 4-6-03 @ 8:34 PM

[erole]

We called pissing #1
We called shitting #2
and we called farting "booper"

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[walking joint]

pee
poop
blooper

[ADF]

I think we just called 'em "Number One" and "Number Two." Upon passing gas, my dad would say he "stepped on a frog" or that it was "barking spiders."

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[kc7586]

piss
shit
fart
it's that simple

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[Dudeman]

urinate
BM
pass gas

[SuperClerk]

Pee Pee
Cocky
Fart

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[fluffernutter]

Pee

Poop

and...Twarf

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[Fallon]

Pee
Kaka
Fart


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[mikeyboy]

pee
poopoo
gas

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

We didn't call peeing anything.

We called poop "BMs."

We called farting "pook pook." I'm not entirely sure, but I think it's a Russian thing!

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[Arienette]

i think it was...

"make" or "pee pee" for #1
"doody" for #2
"fart" for fart

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[Tenbatsuzen]

My brother and I termed diarrhea = "blasting gravy" or "makin' gravy".

Needless to say, our scatological humor is on the fourth grade level.



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[stump12]

pee
poo
toot

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[Arienette]

Needless to say, our scatological humor is on the fourth grade leveli think all scatological humor is, by default

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[golfcourseguy]

urinate
BM
pass gas

I assumed my mom being a nurse had something to do with this. When my kindergarten teacher would inquire( to my bathroom request) if I had to,"make a number 1 or 2?", I had no idea what she was refering to.




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[douchebagsean]

#1 was watering the flowers, sometimes walking the dog
#2 was called a mess
farting was never called anything on the account everyone kept running away screaming 'run away run away"
so lame, im sorry

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[grlNIN]

no one in my house announces when they have to take a shit.....we keep it strictly on a need to know basis.....

my brother says farts are unborn turds

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[stickyfingers]

no one in my house announces when they have to take a shit


usually the announcement comes afterwards and by some unfortunate passerby....it may go like this "hey, i think grandma just took a dump" that being said:

#1 whiz
#2 dump
fart=puffer




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[blakjeezis]

#1 - Spend a Penny
#2 - Going Properly or Jobbie
Fart - Trump

My penis was also referred to as my 'tail' for quite a long time. And people wonder why I have delusions of being The Messiah.

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