How Healthy Is Dogfood? Should We Feed It To The Homeless?

[The Blowhard]

It's sad when dogs eat better than people.
How about feeding the poor dog food, that is, if it's healthy for human consumption.
Famine in Africa? How about a million Gaines Burgers?
I'm serious.

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[Fallon]

If I was starving I'd eat it.... and my dog too!

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[ChickenHawk]

Probably healthier than what's in my dining hall.

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[HordeKing1]

Well at least it will make their fur soft and mannagable. Who's going to dare clip the nails? And what about spaying?

How's this for a "Modest Proposal?" Feed the criminals to the hungry. From what I've heard, human flesh tastes "like chicken". Dog food probably tastes "like horse"

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[DarkHippie]

There's enough food to go around, its getting it to them that's the problem. Supermarkets throw away enough food at night to feed a dozen homeless at least, and I'm only talking about food a day past its expiration.

That being said, Jerky Treats are damn good.

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[jocefus]

why not?! the homeless have to eat too..

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[Tall_James]

How's this for a "Modest Proposal?" Feed the criminals to the hungry. From what I've heard, human flesh tastes "like chicken".
You came up with that response a little too Swiftly.

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[Wormwood]

Old people eat cat food so why cant homeless people eat dog food. Would homeless children eat puppy food? Wait that's not funny.

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[furie]

i'd give it to them, but only if they beg.

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[HordeKing1]

You came up with that response a little too Swiftly.

Groan.

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[Def Dave in SC]

If you ask me, we should deal with the homeless with a Thunderdome.

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[ADF]

You came up with that response a little too Swiftly.



That pun is terrible on a brobdignagian scale.

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[TastelessGinny]

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[furie]

what we really need to do is feed dog food to homeless chimps then we can have monkey knife fights.

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This message was edited by furie on 4-10-03 @ 10:54 AM

[A.J.]

whtat we really need to do is feed dog food to homeless chimps then we can have monkey knife fights.

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[Johnathan H Christ]

i know i'm not the first to come up with this, but it makes sense. we could feed the homeless to the hungry. its simple.... if you have a job, you will be guaranteed food. if you havent worked in 6 months or more, your name goes on a list of "if found, turn into food." its so efficient. progressive. i think it could work.

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[golfcourseguy]

If after coming back to this thread for 3 days,wading through 23 posts , I started raising questions like, "what about the' working -homeless' or 'hungary-working vegan'?", would I be branded a"gullible traveler"?


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[HordeKing1]

whtat we really need to do is feed dog food to homeless chimps then we can have monkey knife fights.

The dreams of the series "Monkey Trauma Center (MTC)" could finally be made real.

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