Was Fonzie really that cool?

[SuperClerk]

I mean, sure he was a mad chick magnet, and he would get the jukebox to play just by hitting it. But his friends were Richie, Potsie, and Ralph. Not exactly the coolest cats in town. He became somewhat of a buffoon when he became part owner of Arnold's. And his annoying cousin Chachi was more popular than he was. Any thoughts??? Heyyyyyyyyyy....

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[fluffernutter]

I mean he did SOME madly cool shit but he wasn't all that much of a big deal. At least I didn't think so. It almost seemed as if he tried too hard at times.

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[reeshy]

A guy like him wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes in my old neighborhood in the Bronx-faggot!!!

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[jafter]

Yes Fonzie was that cool. If you watched the first 2-3 seasons, you would know that Fonzie was the man. He had small parts but he was a presence.

Fonzie was part of a gang and he got out of it, but he kept his reputation.

A good episode was the pool hall episode where this one gang stole Potsies bike, Fonzie strolled in and the gang was terrified then he had some of his old boys come in to play pool and the gang took off.

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[ADF]

I guess he was cool for the town that he in which he lived. He didn't even smoke or drink. Now that I think of it, he's a big pussy.

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[DJEvelEd]

No. He never got the stinky Pinky from Tuscadero.

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

I WAS SHOCKED AS A KID WHEN I FOUND OUT IN REAL LIFE FONZIE WASN ITALIAN

Kinda makes you think when the #1 rapper is white and the #1 golfer is black

[shamus mcfitzy]

DO NOT QUESTION THE FONZ!!!! HE WILL HAVE YOU KILLED!!!!!!!

[The Nature Boy]

Fonzie was cool up until he had Christmas dinner with the Cunninghams. But that shattered all reality. Here was this greasy, scumbag, Italian, high school dropout greaser in whitelandia(credit Ron Kuby) who's sticking his uncircumcised, son of a merchant marine gonnorhea dink into every 15 year old chick in Milly-wall-kay(credit Wayne's World), who probably popped a rod when he saw "shortcake" and Mr. and Mrs. C are having "Aruthur" for dinner.

Here is Fonzie's not cool resume:

-first name : Arthur

-red and green plaid scarf

-hangs around with Mork from Ork(he controls Fonzie with one finger, I can only imagine where that dirty digit went when the camera's weren't rolling. I'm sure Mork's white glove was a rich Brown from Fonz's hershey highway

-blames Ritchie for taking his bike apart when he's blind

-can't say he's wruuuuu.....he can't say he's wruuuu...., he couldn't say he was wruuuuuuu(see how annoying that bit was? funny the first time, fucking lame thereafter, it's wrong you stupid wop)

-fonzie dates a chick with a kid(sure, plow her ass, but don't hang around, that's not "cool" fonz

-fonzie puts a desk in the toliet of Arnold's. What fucking dirtbag would sit in the middle of other men's stink, could you imagine the stank turds of a beer and bratwurst Milwalkee diet. And the Fonz hangs in there like it's great, that equals latent homosexual impulse.

-Fonz grows a beard(Henry Winkler gets too fat and tries to hide a roll or two, see Whatley, Fez Marie)

-Fonz goes from pussy magnent to hanging around with Eugene and the geek squad at Jefferson High, talking every few episodes about "Cunningham"

I could go on but he sucks too much.

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[TheMojoPin]

Remember when he was murdered to death in "Scream"? Yeah, THAT was cool.

Betrayl is a bitch. Fonzie was the coolest of the cool, until he sold out to get in good with the Cunninghams. I mean, this was the loudest, most sucking sell out in the history of selling out EVER. And THEN he went and jumped the shark. Literally. Why hast thou forsaken me?!?

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[Heather 8]

I guess he was cool for the town that he in which he lived.

Trust me, he never was, and never will be, the coolest guy in Milwaukee.

Now that Sticks fella--he was the very being of coolness.

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[jamesdiggy]

It's tough not to be cool when your only competition is the fleet footed "Big Ragu".

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[FUNKMAN]

Fonz reminded me of a miniature Herman Munster, his boots always seemd a bit large for him..

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[SuperClerk]

Remember when he was murdered to death in "Scream"?


As opposed to murdered how???? LOL

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[Wormwood]

As a kid watching that show, yes he was damn cool. Looking back now though, not so cool.

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[Bama]

Henry Winkler has never been more cool then when he played Mr. Coach Kline. The Fonz...overrated.

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[The Chairman]

A guy like him wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes in my old neighborhood in the Bronx-faggot!!!

Remember...he was a Lord of Flatbush....

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[reeshy]

Yea-well you know what we say about that neighborhood-"Flatbush is for Faggots"!!!!

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