Five Questions for a Snowy Day in April

[The Chairman]

I'll start:

Have you ever been in a cockpit?
(Yes)

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
(Yes)

Have you ever hung around a gymnasium?
(No, not really.)

Do you like movies about Gladiators?
(Yes)

Have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?
(No)

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[reeshy]

God- somebody's bored around here!!!!

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[Miss Dolores Haze]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines


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[Arienette]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?that's disgusting. boys are icky.

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[Def Dave in SC]

The rela question one should ask on a snowy April Day is:

Why does God hate me?


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[jamesdiggy]

Yeeeeeeeeech! Cockpits.

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[furie]

ok, here's a funny story. when I was working for INS, were doing a removal case on this turkish national. one of the questions we have to ask is "Have you ever been arrested anywhere in the world?" he says no. then my friend looks at me, smiles and says(through the translator) "Have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?" we start to giggle. he said no. Then I ask "Do you like movies about Gladiators?" we laugh more. he says he has no idea what i'm talking about. then i ask "Have you ever hung around a gymnasium?" he gives me an odd look, but we still laugh. We were afraid to ask about the grown man being naked less he think we were sexually harrasing him.

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[ADF]

1) Yes, my dad was a helicopter pilot and I got to press the peddles and everything

2) Yes, my dad.. and plenty of porn. Not in the same scenario, though.

3) I assume "hung around" means for kicks, rather than coerced attendance of P.E. classes... so no.

4) Yes, Spartacus was a great movie.

5) No, but Turkish Delight is pretty good.. I like pistachios.

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[mikeyboy]

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concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello...
Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon...
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[SuperClerk]

What a pisser.

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[Friday]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

:)

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[Death Metal Moe]

Cream?

No thank you. I take it black....like my men.

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[East Side Dave]

We need to get this girl to a hospital.

A hospital? What is it?

It's a big white building with patients but that's not important right now.

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[The Chairman]

Give me Ham on five. Hold the Mayo!

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[SuperClerk]

That's impossible. They're on instruments.

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[fluffernutter]

Give me Ham on five. Hold the Mayo!


Damn you! That was my favorite line.

So here because I was late....

Remember when Captain Ouver picked up the magazine off the rack and he was reading a copy of Modern Sperm from the Whacking Section?

I lose it every time on that one.
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What can you make out of this?

I can make a hat, a teradactyl.......
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Look! Theres a sale at Penney's!
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue.
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The boy reading Nun's Life and the Nun reading Boy's Life.
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Now the shit's gonna hit the fan.
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[furie]

How about some coffee johnny?
No Thanks!



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[TrailerTrash]

What kind of plane is it?

Oh its a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window and wheels. It looks like a big tylenol.


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[Uncle Smokey]

....and dont call me shirley

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[SuperClerk]

First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be! You know? Shiiiiiiit

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[Death Metal Moe]

Airplane was the 1st time I'd ever heard of the organization know as "Jews for Jesus."

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[The Chairman]

Flight Attendant:
"Would you like something to read?"

Old Lady:
"Something light."

Flight Attendant:
"How about this leaflet on Jewish Sports Legends."

KAGA

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