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shortmandc
04-08-2003, 11:21 AM
For all in DC or abroad:
Can anyone post Rory's birthday tribute song to Billy on ronfez.net?
(it was a remake of The Beatles' Elanor Rigby...just for your information)
Thanks

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guttersnipe
04-08-2003, 11:35 AM
Oh, look at Bill the lonely Staple
Oh, look at Bill the lonely Staple

Young Billy Staples
Eats all the rice in the church
Where his wedding has been
What's on his chin?

Waits at the window
Watching his wife as she keeps
Boning his own landlord
Oh what a whore

Bill the lonely Staple
Where did these pills come from?
Bill the lonely Staple
How could he be so dumb?

Father's been missing
His dying words are something
That Billy should not hear
"You want some beer?"

Look at Bill drinking
Draining his glass in the night
While he drinks like a fish
Loses his wish

Bill the lonely Staple
Where did these drinks come from?
Bill the lonely Staple
Why do you feel so numb?

Ah, look at Bill the lonely Staple
Ah, look at Bill the lonely Staple

Young Billy Staples
Died in his house and was buried
Along with his mom
They were both bombed

Ronnie and Fezzie
Breaking their backs as they
Haul his fat ass to the grave
What did he weigh?

Bill the lonely Staple
Where do these pounds come from?
Bill the lonely Staple
He never missed a crumb




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TheMojoPin
04-08-2003, 12:09 PM
To the tune of "Eleanor Rigby", natch...

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TheKnicks23
04-08-2003, 02:04 PM
That was one hilarious song. Rory really did a good job. Hopefully he'll do more parodies in the future.

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DC Reed
04-08-2003, 02:17 PM
what do you mean Beatles? That was X-DREAM!

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bad samaritan
04-08-2003, 06:10 PM
Rory has got the worst voice ever. Does he really believe he can sing? Maybe the boys can convince him to apply for the next edition of American Idol, theres no doubt he'd make the reject reel.

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jax
04-08-2003, 06:24 PM
'Rory really did a good job. Hopefully he'll do more parodies in the future.'


Did he really write that? It smelled like Fezzie to me.

Bob Impact
04-09-2003, 05:19 AM
Did he really write that? It smelled like Fezzie to me.

It was just mean enough to be a crapshoot between Fez and Rory.

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Furtherman
04-09-2003, 07:59 AM
After hearing Tuesday's "Bad Billy Bits" I think it's overwhelmingly obvious that Staples is nuts. Certifiably nuts. Delusional.

You are NOT funny Billy. Nothing personal, just stop. It's embarrassing and painful to hear.


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Ugg. Sickening.

bad samaritan
04-09-2003, 01:50 PM
The bit on Billy's list of bits was terrible. Billy is very unfunny. But I've known people on ehavy meeds before, and Billy wasn't med'ed up during this. You can hear most nights when he slurs his words. Thats the meds. He wasn't slurring through this. Though, he probably wrote all those "bits" while high.

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