Fighting Russia in Iraq

[Nwo4lLife]

Heres a theory i've heard that saddam was killed on the first nite of the war and the iraqi government hired russian intel agents to run the military with their secret satlite phone technology that we the usa can not here. So when we got to baghdad the russians new they were in trouble and tired to leave but we attacked their covoy i attempt to steal their satilite phones. But before the left the told the iraqis that the usa can here everything u say so the iraqis wanteed to c if we really could here everything so they put saddams voice on the phones saying hes going to meet his sons at that resurant that was bombed.

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[silera]

I read that twice.

Wow.


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[Knowledged_one]

Can someone give me a translation that isnt in the language of idiot

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You managed through that jungle silera? I got lost and i dont know where i am.

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[Knowledged_one]

heres a clue i have picked up in the translation
the sometimes equals they

but i got that through my illegal Soviet made communicators that only work in the U.S. when i use it

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[silera]

The theory is that Saddam was killed during the shock and awe phase of this war. The Iraqi government (I suppose this means the surviving cabinet and military members?) hired Russian intelligence agents. These Russian agents have been running the military through super secret satellite phones that the US cannot intercept.

When the US penetrated Bahgdad the Russian agents tried to flee but the US intercepted them and stole the super secret phones. The Russians somehow foresaw that the super secret phones would be seized by the US and warned the Iraqi's that the US would be able to hear all their conversations.

The Iraqi's didn't believe them and decided to test the phones with fake information causing the US to bomb that restaurant.

Wow.



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This message was edited by silera on 4-9-03 @ 4:51 PM

[FiveB247]

It's also possible Frank Dreben went undercover and whacked Saddam. Very likely..

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[DC Reed]

I heard that a monkey was called in to lead the iraqi's to victory, but he was bombed by the french, who are secretly working with the somalians to sweep into iraq and take it after we have it, then britian will launch "operation overlord" and invade the beaches of south korea and the japanese will suprise attack moscow and then after that the USA will become Oceania and it will be like 1984.....

phew thats heavy shit.

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[Nwo4lLife]

Sorry for the grammer in that post i was rushing to type it. I forgot one thing the russian agents weren't asssoicated with the russsian government they were part of some secret group that wants take control of russia. Oh and thanks silera for making my post actually make sense.

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This message was edited by Nwo4lLife on 4-9-03 @ 5:19 PM

[furie]

one little thing, our informant called us. we didn't listen in and discover this. our man on the inside called us.

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[Nwo4lLife]

Its just a theory it could be wrong could be true.

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I believe in your theory, sir. Afterall, why were the Iron Shiek and Nicolai Volkoff always hanging out? Answer me!

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[TheMojoPin]

but we attacked their covoy i attempt to steal their satilite phones.

And say "kudos" towards your attempted bravery, sir...KUDOS!

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[DarkHippie]

I think we used our trained monkey program to kill him, though we never did discern how long it would take to train said monkey.

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[high fly]

Russian agents.... were part of some secret group...

I think it was C.H.A.O.S., and so we sent in the man from U.N.C.L.E.....

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[Knowledged_one]

I think it was Nick Fury and his howling commandos who led the charge to get those phones. S.H.I.E.L.D. is proud to have such an agent

and is this monkey the same one from the simpsons who starred in the movie: Hail to the Chimp

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[Def Dave in SC]

No, its the monkey who went into space and came back super intelligent



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[El Mudo]

It's also possible Frank Dreben went undercover and whacked Saddam. Very likely..



You mean Lt. Frank Drebin, Sergeant of Police Squad?

What was Nordberg's involvement?

Pap Shmear may have been behind this too...

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