Worst Comic Movies ever

[Rancor6666]

I remember the Marvel movies of yester year. Captin AMerica was great because it made little to no sence. He gets Juiced up, hops on a rocket, gets frozen for 40 years and goes to fight the dieing Nazi's of the 80's.

Spiderman the CHina Web was even worst. He had 1 web shooter, outside his suit, and forsome reason hes in china. nuf said

Corect me if im wrong, i may just be thinking of the TV show but the origianl Hulk movie was a terrible one at that, and i think he cures himself at the end. Only sceen i remember is he gets the gamma radiation and the whole place blows up. i dont even remember if they had a guy in a hulk costume or what.

The worst one ever was the Fantastic 4 movie. Trying to ride on the coat tails of NInja Turtles 2 this bomb was in and out of the theaters faster then Denis MIller's Bordelo of Blood. Good luck trying to find it, i belive most video tapes were on Beta and burned by the sun's cleansing lights. The only copy i can find is floating around Kazaa. The worst special effects i have ever seen and Ernest Scared Stupid is a high class film compared to that garbage.

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[mikeyboy]

I was under the impression that that fantastic Four
movie was never actually released, but fuck it, what do
I know.

I'd have to say Howard the Duck.


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[TheMojoPin]

No, it wasn't ever released in any form. The only video copies that exist are bootlegs. What do you expect when you sign Roger Corman to direct?

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[FMJeff]

Corect me if im wrong, i may just be thinking of the TV show but the origianl Hulk movie was a terrible one at that, and i think he cures himself at the end. Only sceen i remember is he gets the gamma radiation and the whole place blows up. i dont even remember if they had a guy in a hulk costume or what.


Are you referring to the made for tv movies starring Bill Bixby? I don't remember a theatrical release. In the tv version, the Hulk dies out of falling out of a helicopter. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

ALTHOUGH, they did have a Hulk made for tv movie with DareDevil, in a black costume....that fucking rocked...

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[Rancor6666]

im not 100% sure it was never on video but i do remember a chinese woman, in NYC trying to sell it to me back in the day. Then again i watched How High, the lion king, and Toy story before i saw them in theaters, in chinese with shity subtitles.

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[furie]

Punisher 1989 was the worst comic movie ever!

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[WintersEmbers]

how in lords name are supergirl and captain america not mentioned yet....yeesh, ugly to say the least.

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[SuperClerk]

Does Superman 4 count? Those geniuses didn't even watch the uncut version of Superman 2. At the end of 2 uncut, Superman destroys the fortress of solitude. In 4, whaddaya know, the fortress is back without any explanation.

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[Se7en]

Everybody brings up Punisher, but it wasn't quite as bad as people make it out to be. It wasn't anything near good, but as a B-movie, it was watchable.

Spawn, for me, is just about as bad as it comes. I even liked the gay fantasia of Batman & Robin over that piece of shit.

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[FMJeff]

Spawn, for me, is just about as bad as it comes. I even liked the gay fantasia of Batman & Robin over that piece of shit.


Spawn was such a terrible dissapointment.

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[Rancor6666]

Just a Reply Captin America is my first shity movie, and Every superman movie suked. THey suked so bad he cant even walk. now what kind of god would allow that. also Batman 3 and 4 and the soon to be release 5 are god awful and will be a fukin bomb. nothing can beat the first 2, Dany devetos Sexual iundos are priceless, and Nikelson is a fukin god. come on Arnold singing he snow mizer song what the fuk, and umatherman is only good if she gets high and stabed with an adreonlin shot. And Alecia silverstone pulled hersolf out of the gutter becasue her only good movie is being a chuby chick with a crush on robin hood. i stil reemmber that fantastic ending. A merry go round spining 2 fast and her getting noked right the fuk out.

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[JustJon]

they did have a Hulk made for tv movie with DareDevil
The Trial of the Hulk

And the FF movie was never released, but I have a bootleg copy that someone gave me.

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[Se7en]

Every superman movie suked.

I disagree. Three & four sucked, but one was okay, and two was fucking awesome.

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Time-Warner really needs to get their shit together. Marvel has been doing the smart thing, and allowing actual talented directors / writers work on their films, as a result just about all of their movies in the past 3 / 4 years have been good to great to at least watchable. Time-Warner has its head up its ass, when it comes to their movie projects (their TV properties are still fine).

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[Tall_James]

Tank Girl with Laurie Petty. Truly awful.

The Phantom with Alec Baldwin. Proving once and for all that he does not have the chops to be a leading man.

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[TheMojoPin]

Batman 3 and 4 and the soon to be release 5 are god awful and will be a fukin bomb.

I can't stand ANY of the Batman films. The first two look decent, but all of the writing and characters are so inconsistent and ridiculous, it had nothing to do with the comic books.

But the "5th" Batman will blow them all away. It's an adaptation of Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One", co-written by Miller and the director, Darren Aronofsky, who was the filmmaker behind the stunning "Pi" and "Requiem For A Dream." Once "Batman 5" comes out, all other comic book films can sit down and shut the fuck up.

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[Rancor6666]

I loved Requimum for a dream "ASSSS to ASSSSSSSS" but I seriousely dobt that the 5th batman will blow anything but Deez NUTZ. I have heard alot of rumors, including the Villians will bill scare crow, and Killer Krock. I have also head a Batman vs Super man movie in the making. only things that can save the batman franchise are
1. an "R" rateing, this will give some hope of a decent action movie
2. Titties, the more the better
3. Hardcore nudity, and there had better be a daisy chain in there or im not going.
But my guarnetees for the next batman flop will be shity dialog, shity storyline, and very very shity CG.

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[JustJon]

But the "5th" Batman will blow them all away. It's an adaptation of Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One", co-written by Miller and the director, Darren Aronofsky, who was the filmmaker behind the stunning "Pi" and "Requiem For A Dream." Once "Batman 5" comes out, all other comic book films can sit down and shut the fuck up.
Actually, the Batman in preproduction is "Batman: The Frightening." A new script that isn't connected with Aronofsky and Miller (who are still working on that script)

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[mikeyboy]

only things that can save the batman franchise are
1. an "R" rateing, this will give some hope of a decent action movie
2. Titties, the more the better
3. Hardcore nudity, and there had better be a daisy chain in there or im not going.


I'd trade all of those for a good story and script.

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[phixion]

umm the supermans sucked and ill tell u why..... they killed clarks father ...
then DC decided to revamp its entire historya dn whatta ya know clarks father didnt die.....God i hate DC.

but the first 2 batmans did kik ass.....the other ones should be left where they left the FF movie.

daredevil sucked simply cuz they left out Stick...how can u leave out the guy who trained dare devil? and how the hell did daredevil beat kingpin in hand to hand? didnt kingpin wipe the floor with him? the only thing that will save this franchise is if the sequel deals with the Born Again saga.....and everyone should kneel and thank God for Frank Miller. but the movie should end the way Daredevil #191 ended...if u dont know what im talking about go find out...the greatest comic ever with the exceptions of spidey's, x-men, and avenger titles.

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[TheMojoPin]

Where the hell did "Frightening" come from? I always just see pre-pre-production news on "Year One"...

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