I Think The Time Has Come For Me To Start Paying For Sex

[ChickenHawk]

UgH! I'm fucking sick of attractive women having mental disorders. Why do they just GRAVITATE to shallow, insecure, drunk guys who treat them like shit? Right now I feel like smashing someone's skull. Anyone who's familiar with the concept of repetitive and consistent rejection knows how frustrating and angering it can become. Tonight, I've faced the grim, soul-killing disappointment of dreaded rejection for the last time. I just need to accept that the only honest way to a woman's heart is money.... I think it's time for me to take the route of Jimmy Norton and start hooking. And I'll do it proudly...

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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 4-10-03 @ 3:19 AM

[Bama]

Don't be so judgmental of those guys.

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. The less respect you give a woman the more you get in return.

You should try treating women like shit. You might like it. Plus you'll pick up like crazy.

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[ChickenHawk]

You should try treating women like shit. You might like it. Plus you'll pick up like crazy.
Heard it a thousand times... Tried it a hundred times... Can't do it. I'm just not convincing enough.

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[Bama]

You're right. You can't fake it. Maybe you still harbor some misguided respect for attractive women. It will pass.

A few more rejections and you'll be there

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[reeshy]

I think it's time for me to take the route of Jimmy Norton and start hooking. And I'll do it proudly...


You're confusing me... are you gonna pay for it or are you gonna start cruising? And if you are going to be a hooker...where you gonna be working????

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[Arienette]

I just need to accept that the only honest way to a woman's heart is moneyi dont know... i love my boyfriend, and he lives on rice and beans.

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[FUNKMAN]

i used to kid around and say " that's why they should legalize prostitution" but there was always a bit of seriousness to it...
it was a bit different back in the late 70's/early 80's, if you got caught the Police would tell you to get lost. Now they would put your name in the local paper...
Not saying you would think about this but I'm sure there are many guys who are so frustrated that they resort to date rape or just rape to satisfy their urges...
if you look or ask around there's probably a massage parlor nearby where you can get a "release" and massage as well. The Police know of it but allow them to exist as long as they don't start to deal drugs or become too noticeable to the public...
Otherwise get ready to put your car seat back and hope you're done before you get snagged...

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I just need to accept that the only honest way to a woman's heart is money

i dont know... i love my boyfriend, and he lives on rice and beans.


Mine drinks Schaefer and lives in a house with a leaky roof. He treats me great and I love him as is.

You're theory is flawed, ChickenHawk.

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[A.J.]

There have been times when I've thought the same way. But then I think about what happened to this guy when he went to a whore:

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Fortunately, Fredo Corleone ran the place.

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This message was edited by AJinDC on 4-10-03 @ 11:55 AM

[Dewey]

I just need to accept that the only honest way to a woman's heart is money

i dont know... i love my boyfriend, and he lives on rice and beans.


Clearly then, the way to a woman's heart is either through money or farts.

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[Dewey]

If you do start paying for it, here are a few guidelines:

Don't ask "How much can I get for a quarter?"

Don't ask if she takes coupons.

Don't ask if you're the best she's ever had. Ask instead if you're the best she's had since noon.

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[FUNKMAN]

But then I think about what happened to this guy when he went to a whore:




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or this guy...



This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 4-10-03 @ 3:47 PM

[silera]

Alkey's most endearing quality is his ability to show me 250K at will.




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[FUNKMAN]

250K


cheap bastard!

251K here
:)

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[ChickenHawk]

Ari and Alice - I guess I should've been more specific... my theory is not flawed, I simply didn't explain this: I'm referring to 19-year old girls, or even just girls in my retarded age range.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Ari and Alice - I guess I should've been more specific... my theory is not flawed, I simply didn't explain this: I'm referring to 19-year old girls, or even just girls in my retarded age range.



Actually, you're right. When I 19, I was the fun, cool one all my guy friends liked to hang with and loved like a sister. Of course, they'd come crying to me when the psycho bitches from hell would dump them. And, in one case, make him do her laundry and then dump him.

It goes both ways.

Carry on.

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[silera]

Now you went and called them old.



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Now you went and called them old.



Ehh, I'm 36.

I'm glad not to be 19 anymore!

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[A.J.]

When I 19, I was the fun, cool one all my guy friends liked to hang with and loved like a sister. Of course, they'd come crying to me when the psycho bitches from hell would dump them.


I was the male counterpart. I should have been a psychology major.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I should have been a psychology major.



Eh, I thought about it. But then I realized I really, really don't like people.

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thank you dcpete!

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[golfcourseguy]

"Alkey's most endearing quality is his ability to show me 250K at will."

A 401K would make a swell addendum to that will.


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[Johnny Fontane]

I think it's time for me to take the route of Jimmy Norton and start hooking.


Best wishes as you begin your journey into the glamorous world of prostitution.

Bon voyage!

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[hyperspace]

too many diseases i would have put many prostitues through collage if is wasn't for the whole aids thing, instead i helped many an s&m club pay their manhatten rent and probably renovated a room or two.

[A.J.]

Eh, I thought about it. But then I realized I really, really don't like people.


I understand completely.

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[Geppetto]

Mine drinks Schaefer and lives in a house with a leaky roof. He treats me great and I love him as is.



I'm glad there are a few of you left out there, this thred was getting dangerously close to Lickass101.

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[mikeyboy]

I'm glad there are a few of you left out there,
this thred was getting dangerously close to Lickass101.

I couldn't agree more.


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