Chirac hails end of Iraqi dictatorship

[A.J.]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20030410/wl_mideast_afp/iraq_war_france_chirac_030410103216

France led the group of nations opposed to the US-led invasion of Iraq and was criticised subsequently for not stating unequivocally that it wanted an allied victory. It is now pressing for a central role for the UN in post-war reconstruction.

Of course -- the U.S. and the Brits do the dirty work and the French move in to profit.

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[Captain Stubing]

As soon as possible, after the necessary phase of ensuring security, Iraq must re-discover -- via the legitimacy granted by the United Nations (news - web sites) -- its full sovereignty in a stabilised region,"
United Nations is to legitimacy
as
Hairy Elvis is to funny.

Fezaesthesia - Prognosis poor...

[Immigration Dude]

F the French...Still!

"Im ready turnit upanoch"...

This message was edited by Immigration Dude on 4-10-03 @ 1:21 PM

[FUNKMAN]

Here's a little song by the Meatmen...

French People Suck
French people suck
I just gotta say
Made the jet fighter pilots
Go out of their way
Hating Yankees too much
Those beret-headed nuts
They can stick the Eiffel Tower
Straight up their butts

Last time I flew Air France
Played a tune on my Uzi
And made the sissies dance
Killed a hundred or more
And I had a ball
Those freakin' frog suckers
Be the death of us all


French people suck
French people suck
French people suck
French people suck my ----


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Just move the UN out of New York and into France. We need the real estate and parking space more.

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thank you dcpete!

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[TheMojoPin]

What do expect from a people who are ruled by King "HoivenMAVEN!!!" III?

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[A.J.]

EDIT -- This is an "Onion-like" news blurb:

April 10, 2003
Chirac Apologizes for Applauding Fall of Saddam
(2003-04-10) -- French President Jacques Chirac formally apologized today for his statement this morning that "France, like all democracies, is delighted at the fall of the dictatorship of Saddam Hussein."

A new statement issued by Mr. Chirac's office said, "I should not have spoken without first consulting the United Nations Security Council and drafting a proposed resolution. I hope my actions don't tear the fabric of global multilateralism we have tried so hard to weave."

U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan suggested a new resolution to censure Mr. Chirac for his "ill-timed and misguided remarks."

"Whether he's right or wrong is not the issue," said Mr. Annan. "He spoke without consulting the council. Therefore, his remarks have no legitimacy."

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[DC Reed]

oh so now hes sorry Saddam's not in control...dick.

F-france on all terms.

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[Bigden]

Chirac realizes that "The game is over" and he wants oil/infrastructure contracts. Typical two faced frog. I just hope he looks as ridiculous to his fellow frogs as he does to all of us.

[HordeKing1]

I wouldn't mind a missle or two "accidently" landing in Paris. (The rest can go on to Syria and Iran).

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