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IrishAlkey
04-10-2003, 06:03 PM
Channel 9 news is retarded.

The anchor was reporting on water yo-yo's and she ended the story with... "if your child has one of these balls..."

I found it highly amusing.

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Tall_James
04-10-2003, 06:16 PM
Balls...heh heh


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IrishAlkey
04-10-2003, 06:19 PM
Alright, maybe I'm drunk.

Go fuck yourselves.

None of you have made me laugh in a fucking week.

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zim
04-10-2003, 06:21 PM
balls are funny!

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Gmann
04-10-2003, 06:25 PM
S'ok dude...I saw it too and I was laughing as well and Im sober.

The mom's accent...talking about the kid choking on the liquid that comes out of the ball had me dying.

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ChickenHawk
04-10-2003, 06:29 PM
The first time I saw one of those things, I couldn't help but think it kinda looked like a sack.

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Shecky
04-10-2003, 06:31 PM
Balls = Funny

PRAY FOR THE BRAVE ONES!!!!

Later On,
SHECKY

IrishAlkey
04-10-2003, 06:34 PM
The first time I saw one of those things, I couldn't help but think it kinda looked like a sack.

See?!?!

Other people have a grammar school sense of humor!

...

I suck.

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A.J.
04-10-2003, 06:35 PM
Channel 9 news is retarded.

The anchor was reporting on water yo-yo's and she ended the story with... "if your child has one of these balls..."

I found it highly amusing.


Reminds me of the Channel 4 (down here) story about Inaugural Balls in 1996: "Some Presidents had no balls at all."

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A Skidmark production.

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Reephdweller
04-10-2003, 06:37 PM
I saw that. very funny.

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PanterA
04-10-2003, 06:38 PM
The anchor was reporting on water yo-yo's and she ended the story with... "if your child has one of these balls..."


I found it highly amusingJust imagine if she said doodie....

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IrishAlkey
04-10-2003, 06:42 PM
Just imagine if she said doodie....


I would've asked to go to the potty to unleash the largest giggle known to man.

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SuperClerk
04-10-2003, 07:48 PM
Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(Ball sucker)
(Ball sucker)
(Ball sucker)
(Ball sucker)


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Crippler
04-10-2003, 08:02 PM
I was always partial to Axl.

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SuperClerk
04-10-2003, 08:08 PM
Even though we all know that Ian carried Bad Breed.

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grlNIN
04-10-2003, 08:09 PM
None of you have made me laugh in a fucking week.




that's a fucking lie and you know it

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Dewey
04-10-2003, 10:51 PM
None of you have made me laugh in a fucking week.


Ask not, what your message board can do for you, ask what you can do for your message board.

Balls, indeed.

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DreamWeaver
04-11-2003, 06:25 AM
I was watching a porno yesterday and the guy had the smallest, tightest balls I have ever seen. They were like miniature rock hard grapes. And they were like 3" apart. It was so fucking weird I had to stop what I was doing to just stare at his sack. Ok, maybe its not funny but I didn't realize balls came that way.

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Aggie
04-11-2003, 06:31 AM
Gina you just made me laugh too loud - I'm at work!


I suck balls.
That goes in the confessional Alkey.

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fatty
04-11-2003, 06:33 AM
Go fuck yourselves.

None of you have made me laugh in a fucking week


now c'mon, it's been much longer than a week since i've made you laugh

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