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sexy bastard
04-11-2003, 04:03 AM
belly button lint come from. every morning when i come home from work and take my shirt off i notice that there is lint in my belly button. why is that?

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ADF
04-11-2003, 07:20 AM
It comes from the magical lint fairy.

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<a href = "http://mail.wyoming.com/~kline/lint.html">Here's what you can do with your lint.</a>

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TheMojoPin
04-11-2003, 10:05 AM
Is this a fat problem?

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DJEvelEd
04-11-2003, 10:22 AM
You probably have a sticky substance in your belly button which attracts fuzz.

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IrishAlkey
04-11-2003, 10:25 AM
Wipe your stomach after you cum on it at night.

You're welcome.

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jratt
04-11-2003, 11:03 AM
Wipe your stomach after you cum on it at night

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Crippler
04-11-2003, 12:14 PM
Wipe your stomach after you cum on it at night.

...or stick a toothpick in it at night & in the morning you can offer your coworkers a spooze-sicle.

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HordeKing1
04-11-2003, 01:28 PM
It comes from fibers in the clothes you wear. It gets trapped in the belly button and when enough accumulates it can resemble lint.

People with "innies" are particularly susepticble to lint, while "outies" rarely have the probelm.

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Meatball
04-11-2003, 03:09 PM
Just do what i do - keep eating, in the hopes of turning your innie into an outie. (POP!)

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