Best and worst things about a wedding [Archive]

WRESTLINGFAN

04-11-2003, 07:36 AM

Best:
You get liquored up as much as you want

Cocktail hour

Lots of single women/hopefully single bridsmaids

Worst:
The chicken dance, macarena. electric slide, played by the band/dj

Main Course. Salad with leaves and the main course consists of a piece of meat as big as a quarter

Dropping a buck fifty if you go alone or 300 if you go with someone

Kinda makes you think when the #1 rapper is white and the #1 golfer is black

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

04-11-2003, 07:50 AM

Don't get me started.

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walking joint

04-11-2003, 07:52 AM

Best: drinking and just hanging out

Worst: my wife making me do my 3 or 4 dances for the night.
and giving a gift to someone who i didn't think should have invited me to the wedding anyway.

TheGameHHH

04-11-2003, 08:08 AM

The worst are those blow up saxophones and guitars.

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deepend

04-11-2003, 08:10 AM

Best: Having another reason to get hammered for free and act like an ass.

Worst: Waking up the next morning in the hotel naked, while my boyfriend is fully clothed in the next bed on top of the covers. What happened there?

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A.J.

04-11-2003, 08:20 AM

Best: Open bar.

Worst: Everything else.

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Tall_James

04-11-2003, 08:23 AM

Best: Open bar.

Worst: Everything else
I've been to many weddings in Massachusetts and the "Open Bar" is the rarity, not the norm.

I hate weddings in Massachusetts. Except my own which had an open bar and memory loss for almost everyone there, including myself.

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jocefus

04-11-2003, 08:30 AM

best- open bar

worst- saying i do

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Spank Daddy

04-11-2003, 08:31 AM

Best - Open bar with plenty of drunken bride's maids who will fall for "Hey, you wanna get high in the back of my Blazer ?"

Worst - You being the groom

AFRO

04-11-2003, 07:51 PM

Worst Part- banging the brides mom in the coat check room.

Best Part- Pregnancy test coming out negative

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Immigration Dude

04-11-2003, 07:56 PM

Best- Open bar, free food, hoping there are hot chicks there...

Worst- Doing tequilla shots with the brides mom before the wedding, and passing out two hours in.

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Steels

04-11-2003, 08:39 PM

I was a wedding D.J for 3 years in college.

Best Part of a Wedding

Open Bar
Complete control of music & pace of the reception
Great food during cocktail hours (main course always sucks)
1 hour overtime is $250 cash that night.
Drunk women constantly stroking my ego

Worst Part of a Wedding

You work every Friday & Saturday night

You get alarmingly used to open bars

You start playing Disco in you're own home

Having to instruct and dance with a large group of people to such classics as the "Electric Slide", "Macarena" & "Born to Hand Jive"

Handing out plastic saxophones, guitars and "Tom Cruise" sun glasses (Always before Old Tim Rock & Roll)

My mixer informing me (during the wedding party introductions) that he accidentally left the bride and groom's song in his girlfriends stereo the night before and that he was very sorry. I don't recall terror ever overwhelming me in that manner since.

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ChickenHawk

04-11-2003, 08:58 PM

Pro's: A good excuse to wear a cool suit, lounge music, alcohol, cheap party favors like plastic lays and moroccas.

Con's: You have to wear a suit, lounge music, drunk people, cheap party favors like plastic lays and moroccas.

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TheMojoPin

04-11-2003, 09:09 PM

The part AFTER the reception. And the drunk bridesmaids and other jealous, single girls that show up.

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furie

04-12-2003, 07:16 AM

my wedding and rehersal dinner both had open bar. It's the only way.
One thing I don't like is when people go cheap on the food. Fuck prime rib! At mine; filet mignon.

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ShelleBink

04-12-2003, 07:23 AM

worst: losing weight for months/finding a dress/getting to know the person ur marrying

im eloping.

...why are you all looking at me like that?

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Arienette

04-12-2003, 05:19 PM

getting to know the person ur marryingi think anyone who feels this way should probably avoid getting married, whether they elope or otherwise.

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SuperClerk

04-12-2003, 05:51 PM

Oh man. I used to work as a roadie for a band that used to play a lot of weddings. Sometimes I used to help hand out all of the stupid favors to the guests. The hats, glasses, noise-makers, all that crap. The only thing I learned working for them is how embarrassed I sometimes felt to be white. These yuppies would get bombed and then dance like idiots with these stupid hats and stuff. At least weddings weren't as bad as working Barmitzvas, Batmitzvas, and the ever dreaded Sweet Sixteens.

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ShelleBink

04-12-2003, 06:04 PM

i think anyone who feels this way should probably avoid getting married, whether they elope or otherwise.

hey, since u believed that, i have a bridge to sell you...

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FUNKMAN

04-12-2003, 06:56 PM

worst - watching the ugly broad going airborne for the bouquet...

best -

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Arienette

04-12-2003, 07:09 PM

i think anyone who feels this way should probably avoid getting married, whether they elope or otherwise.
hey, since u believed that, i have a bridge to sell you...no bridge for me, thanks. i'm not saying that things would necessarily work out otherwise, but if you already feel that way before getting marries, i'm pretty sure it's a mistake to go ahead and do it.

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ADF

04-12-2003, 07:15 PM

cheap party favors like plastic lays

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ShelleBink

04-12-2003, 07:41 PM

no bridge for me, thanks. i'm not saying that things would necessarily work out otherwise, but if you already feel that way before getting marries, i'm pretty sure it's a mistake to go ahead and do it.

i agree, but i also think that even on your wedding day, it'd impossible to really know every little bit and piece about the person you're marrying.

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fiestygal

04-12-2003, 08:14 PM

best- free booze

worst- dateless adn knowing no groomsmen will hit on you

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ShelleBink

04-12-2003, 08:15 PM

worst- dateless adn knowing no groomsmen will hit on you

its the worst when the GROOM hits on you...

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Arienette

04-13-2003, 08:02 AM

i agree, but i also think that even on your wedding day, it'd impossible to really know every little bit and piece about the person you're marryingoh, absolutely. i'm not sure that you can ever know anyone completely. but that's very different from saying that the worst thing about a wedding is getting to know the person you're marrying. i think that's probably one of the best parts

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ShelleBink

04-13-2003, 08:12 AM

oh, absolutely. i'm not sure that you can ever know anyone completely. but that's very different from saying that the worst thing about a wedding is getting to know the person you're marrying. i think that's probably one of the best parts

best part is the gifts. dont lie : P

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Raven

04-13-2003, 10:48 AM

its the worst when the GROOM hits on you...

Shelle ??? you were at my 1st wedding?

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Raven

04-13-2003, 11:00 AM

best part is the gifts. dont lie : P

YOU ARE 100% RIGHT !!!!! CASH IS THE BEST GIFT !!!!

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ShelleBink

04-13-2003, 11:25 AM

Shelle ??? you were at my 1st wedding?

no, in that case it would be "the worst thing at a wedding is marrying the groom"

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