10 days in a shitty hospital

[french bread pizza]

that's what i just got done spending my last 10 days..

no straight up diagnosis of course..throw in a little kidney infection, followed by a couple ovarian cysts (one of which had already burst and so i was flooded with that fluid) stick a camera up my ass and call it a colonoscopy...make me drink barium and shit white shit for three days..shoot me up with radiation for a melkla scan or something like that..

it sucked...severe abdominal pain and muscle spasms was what one doctor said..

so i'm like at about 50% right now..i feel crappy, i'm very weak..and i just hope it doesn't come back like it was before..

just wanted to bitch and let anyone who cared where i've been..


your welcome

[Snoogans]

that blows, hope you feel better, look at it this way, a friend of mine got a cathader stuck in his johnson cause the baloon inflated too soon

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[billyio]

That really sucks! When do you expect to hear some of the test results?
I hope you feel better!

See Ya!

[reeshy]

Sorry to hear about that, Frenchie. I hope you feel better real soon!!!

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[Tenbatsuzen]

I'll act as Ron in this situation...

"Rory, I want a video tape of that colonoscopy on EBAY! We'll make a FORTUNE!"

OK, maybe that's just me. :)



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[TheMojoPin]

Ack. That sounds positively horrendous. Glad to hear you've made it through...all the best, Freedom Bread Pizza...

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[Se7en]

stick a camera up my ass and call it a colonoscopy...

I want 8 by 10 glossies.

Autographed, please.

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[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>Well, of course they're gonna give you colonoscopies and barium enemas at a <i>shitty</i> hospital.

Feel better!!!

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Feel better, Frenchie...take it slow. We love you.



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[IrishAlkey]

I woulda' fucked that cyst outta' you.

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[RageCage]

stick a camera up my ass

So hot.

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[schmega]

you're as tough as you are beautiful. i woulda thrown in the towel after the FIRST cyst. hang in there.

[TheGameHHH]

FBP, I'm so sorry you had to go through that, it sounds like an absolute horrific expierence. I hope you get better real soon.

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[SuperClerk]

Hang in there Frenchie.

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[HordeKing1]

It sounds like you're home now and at least partially on the road to recovery.

Hospital stays are the worst, and unpleasant invasive tests make them even more distressing.

Feel better soon.

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[DarkHippie]

damn, baby. that's sounds horrid. I hope you feel better soon. *hugs*

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[FUNKMAN]

just have to say you are a "tough cookie"... that's alot of pain and discomfort to endure...
wishing you a "Full Recovery"!!!!

Funkman

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[fiestygal]

but look on the bright side chica...AT least you didnt have your period as this was goin on....HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON :)

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[french bread pizza]

i love you guys..

your welcome

[SuperClerk]

Glad youre home Frenchy.

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[Gmann]

Glad to hear your doin ok Frenchy. Get well fast sweets!

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[Dewey]

I am so jealous of that camera!

Sorry to hear about the ovarian cysts. Can you at least give oral while you're getting better?

Get well soon.

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[NurseMira]

I am a nurse you know...




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[samnyc]

Nurse Mira is back?!

[JustJon]

stick a camera up my ass and call it a colonoscopy...
A typical saturday night for frenchy... :)

feel better, hon

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[TeRRoR]

im glad my frenchy is back and is slowly gettin better... i was gettin worried for a bit. i just wonder why she hasnt answered my pages though *pounds*

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[yarpwizard]

Feel better Frenchy...hospitals suck.

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[french bread pizza]

nurse mira never left sam..

yes you are a nurse..and thanks for reminding me..i'll be making an appointment shortly, hopefully you'll have a couple days open cause i think i'm going to need to be an in patient :)

and yes i can give oral..to woman..specifically mira..



your welcome

[samnyc]

with so much talk about recent close deaths on this board i'm convinced more than ever that we should all be thankful for what we have.

i'm happy that you got out of the hospital in time for that wonderful weekend we just had. enjoy the holiday week, make some fun summer plans, and milk your friends and family for sympathy. a good attitude makes for an easier recovery from crap like this.

cya!

[Reephdweller]

Frenchy I hope you feel better, sorry you have to go through all of that.

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[french bread pizza]

thank you sammy..i most certainly am milking the sympathy i'm getting from you guys..and everyone else..it helps for my own morale..

life ain't so bad when you have true blue friends.

your welcome

[sexy bastard]

milking the sympathy huh...*sigh* i wonder if anyone was worried about you *sigh*

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[SuperClerk]

Anyone else imaginig the scene in "Seinfeld" where George sees his mom in the hospital and the hot female nurse comes in to give the hot female patient a sponge bath?

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[grlNIN]

milking the sympathy huh...*sigh* i wonder if anyone was worried about you *sigh*




i dont know if you meant that insultingly or empathetically.....either way, please shut up

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[sexy bastard]

i dont know if you meant that insultingly or empathetically.....either way, please shut up


ouchie...well its cool you havea right to your opinion..and by the way it was an inside joke

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[grlNIN]

ouchie...well its cool you havea right to your opinion..and by the way it was an inside joke



....like i asked, please shut up

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[wilee]

Hope you feel better, Frenchie. I'm glad to hear that you're on the road to recovery.

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[fatty]

sounds like you had a rough time.
well hopefully the worst is over, hope you feel better.

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[Aggie]

I hope you feel back to normal soon sweetie! I'm sorry you had to go through all that pain.

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[SatCam]

Frenchy, would you have happened to have seen Mariah Carey at this "hospital"?

Kidding :) Feel Better!

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[CrazyClare]

baby I wish you had called or told me! I miss you..... I miss everyone and everything :(

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[french bread pizza]

just wait clare..i'll be all better soon and then you better watch out cause i'm coming after youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

i didn't see mariah there but i did see alot of people that claimed they were mariah...i of course was the star of the hospital being they all believed i was britney spears

your welcome

[fatty]

aggie, clare and frenchy within the same 4 posts?

that is like the holy trinity of the hottest posters ever. is there any way to bronze a thread?

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[french bread pizza]

HOT GIRL CHECK IN

your welcome

[Tenbatsuzen]

Frenchy:

I know you're from the area, but if you ever have a Q102 reference in your posts again, I'll have to come out and bash your radio into tiny, tiny pieces. :)



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[FMJeff]

I woulda' fucked that cyst outta' you.


You're nothing if not a gentleman.

Feel better French.

stick a camera up my ass and call it a colonoscopy...


That camera doesn't know how lucky it is....

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[SuperClerk]

aggie, clare and frenchy within the same 4 posts?



Along with Mira makes this is one hot thread!

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[Green Lantern]

I hope you feel better soon FBP :-)

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[TheMojoPin]

10 days in a shitty hospital

Mongolians, right?

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[french bread pizza]

hey the freak show isn't that bad..the guys are pretty funny and that hot girl check in is catchy

your welcome

[CrazyClare]

hot girl check in..? Holy shit Im wasted right now... anyone else? one more question so its 3 cause thats cool.....where the fuck is Waldo?

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aggie, clare and frenchy within the same 4 posts?And as an added bonus... SateliteCam!

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[SuperClerk]

All we need is the little Yumi Chinese girl who likes cock in her belly button and we've got a damn porno.

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