Pastor Exposes Perverted Little Cartoon Character

[Reephdweller]

"From what we've found," says Dr. Edwards, "is that we have what appears to be a little yellow sponge that talks like a pervert. When you turn it upside down, there are two unmistakable testicles and a semi-erect penis hanging from its face. Thank Jesus that children are not watching this program standing on their heads, or we'd all be in trouble." Dr. Edwards also revealed that the entire cartoon series has houses, plants, animals, and demon-like creatures (most of which are shaped like sex organs) floating around, talking nonsense. "One purple penis shaped creature even moans and giggles uncontrollably whenever he sees one of his `pals,' like he is secretly masturbating himself to them." Click here to listen, if you don't believe it!...


Here's the full article...

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0403/spongebob.html

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[Death Metal Moe]

Like this is NEWS?

I've been jacking off to this for months now.

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[Heather 8]

Ah, Landover Baptist... the Onion of the religious world. :)

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[FUNKMAN]

My neck was craned in such a way that I was looking at the television set upside down. I reacted immediately to what I saw there, and was able to flip over and grab my grandson by his hair and fling him across the room, thankfully, knocking him unconscious long enough for me to get to the remote control and switch back to Fox news


throws his grandson across the room and knocks him unconscious...

hmmm, wonder what hurt more? looking at spongebob or getting knocked out by your grandad... he ought to be arrested!!!!!


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[TheMojoPin]

knocking him unconscious long enough for me to get to the remote control and switch back to Fox news

Childbeaters have Fox News as their go-to channel? Shocker...

And THAT'S "semi-errect?" Pssshhhh...

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[silera]

Spongebob's got a tiny dink and gargantuan balls.



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[A.J.]

Spongebob's got a tiny dink and gargantuan balls.

TV adds 5-10 pounds.

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A Skidmark production.

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From this pic, he looks like he has 3 balls.

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This message was edited by Tall_James on 4-14-03 @ 10:37 AM

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From this pic, he looks like he has 3 balls.



thats herpes

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Childbeaters have Fox News as their go-to channel? Shocker...

That was low, Mojo. You stumbled into JerryTaker territory with that one.

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I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know.

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[TooCute]

like he is secretly masturbating himself
Can masturbate be used transitively like this?

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[TheMojoPin]

That was low, Mojo. You stumbled into JerryTaker territory with that one.

Suck it up, Fox-watcher.

I thought you guys were supposed to NOT be crybaby hippie faggots like the rest of us.

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 4-14-03 @ 6:07 PM

[synthfiend]

People lis this dipshit make the rest of us born again Christians look REALLY bad.

No matter how much you polish, decorate or dress up a turd...it's still a turd.

[SuperClerk]

thats herpes



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policesquad?

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[SuperClerk]

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Very good Ninny.

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