GaryWyze
04-14-2003, 09:44 AM
<font color=purple>Musing can be amusing.
I muse all the time on *my* other message board. First time here, though.
"Hi, long time poster, 1st time muser."
Somebody should build an A Musing Park. Just a place for people to come and muse. Maybe call it Thought Land.
"Hey, Stephen Hawkins, you've just won the National Science Foundation's award for your work in the field of the Molecular & Cellular Systems as they pertain to Genetic Mutations found within the various Simian Species indigenous to South East Asia , what are you gonna do now?"
"I'm....going....to....Thought...Land."
O'kay, maybe not.
But here's one that can't miss, drive thru blowjobs.
"Hello, welcome to McBlowjobs, may I take your order?"
"Would you like to add a Rim Job or Deep Throat off our Extra Value Menu?"
Young girls could find work in this ever so tough job market. Married men would no longer be driven to extramarital affairs in order to get that which they're not getting at home.
Marriages would be saved. The economy would flourish. It's win, win, I tell ya.
Another great invention would be a machine that recorded our dreams and allowed us to watch them later when we're awake. You could let other people watch, or even watch the dreams of other people. Maybe feature the dreams of celebrities on The Dream Channel.
C'mon, who wouldn't pay $5.95 a month to see what Britney Spears or little Jimmy Norton dreams about?
Better yet, a machine that let us selectively erase things from our memory.
Every Seinfeld would be a new one. You could watch The Godfather, over and over again, for the 1st time. Even after 10 years of marriage, every kiss could be like the 1st kiss. Every blowjob like the 1st blowjob. You could erase the memory of pizza and eat it new every single time. The possibilities are endless.
Today also seems like it's endless. As does this post, probably.
And yet you keep reading.
Ever wonder what Tawana Brawley is doing right now?
And true or false, 7-11 should make a Watermelon flavored Slurpee?
That would be the most slurperiffic of all slurpess.
But until then, Banana's the shizzle, dizzle.
Sometimes, when I'm alone in my room,
and I stare at the walls,
in the back of my mind,
I hear my conscience call,
telling me I need a girl,
who's as sweet as a dove,
for the 1st time in my life,
I see I need love.
What's so sweet about a dove, anyway? Or do you think he means it like they taste sweet? But if that's the case, he should've said Dove Bars.
I'm still bored. This ain't helping. I usually babble better than this. In closing, I just wanna say that Monday's suck! And that although you never actually get to see them, Bristi Havins, listed as the Cute Naked Girl in Varsity Blues, looks to have two absolutely terrific titties.
She's only on screen for like 30 seconds, but man, is she ever cute. And mysterious. I've searched and can't find out a single thing about her. If only there was a way to watch what she dreams about or something.
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>>Fuck YERDADDY, Free Our POWs<<
This message was edited by GaryWyze on 4-14-03 @ 1:57 PM
I muse all the time on *my* other message board. First time here, though.
"Hi, long time poster, 1st time muser."
Somebody should build an A Musing Park. Just a place for people to come and muse. Maybe call it Thought Land.
"Hey, Stephen Hawkins, you've just won the National Science Foundation's award for your work in the field of the Molecular & Cellular Systems as they pertain to Genetic Mutations found within the various Simian Species indigenous to South East Asia , what are you gonna do now?"
"I'm....going....to....Thought...Land."
O'kay, maybe not.
But here's one that can't miss, drive thru blowjobs.
"Hello, welcome to McBlowjobs, may I take your order?"
"Would you like to add a Rim Job or Deep Throat off our Extra Value Menu?"
Young girls could find work in this ever so tough job market. Married men would no longer be driven to extramarital affairs in order to get that which they're not getting at home.
Marriages would be saved. The economy would flourish. It's win, win, I tell ya.
Another great invention would be a machine that recorded our dreams and allowed us to watch them later when we're awake. You could let other people watch, or even watch the dreams of other people. Maybe feature the dreams of celebrities on The Dream Channel.
C'mon, who wouldn't pay $5.95 a month to see what Britney Spears or little Jimmy Norton dreams about?
Better yet, a machine that let us selectively erase things from our memory.
Every Seinfeld would be a new one. You could watch The Godfather, over and over again, for the 1st time. Even after 10 years of marriage, every kiss could be like the 1st kiss. Every blowjob like the 1st blowjob. You could erase the memory of pizza and eat it new every single time. The possibilities are endless.
Today also seems like it's endless. As does this post, probably.
And yet you keep reading.
Ever wonder what Tawana Brawley is doing right now?
And true or false, 7-11 should make a Watermelon flavored Slurpee?
That would be the most slurperiffic of all slurpess.
But until then, Banana's the shizzle, dizzle.
Sometimes, when I'm alone in my room,
and I stare at the walls,
in the back of my mind,
I hear my conscience call,
telling me I need a girl,
who's as sweet as a dove,
for the 1st time in my life,
I see I need love.
What's so sweet about a dove, anyway? Or do you think he means it like they taste sweet? But if that's the case, he should've said Dove Bars.
I'm still bored. This ain't helping. I usually babble better than this. In closing, I just wanna say that Monday's suck! And that although you never actually get to see them, Bristi Havins, listed as the Cute Naked Girl in Varsity Blues, looks to have two absolutely terrific titties.
She's only on screen for like 30 seconds, but man, is she ever cute. And mysterious. I've searched and can't find out a single thing about her. If only there was a way to watch what she dreams about or something.
<center>http://czm.racknine.net/images/krustysig.jpg
Much thanks to CZM for the killer sig
>>Fuck YERDADDY, Free Our POWs<<
This message was edited by GaryWyze on 4-14-03 @ 1:57 PM