SuperClerk
04-16-2003, 08:08 AM
If there is on man who can completely turn around WWE, it's "The Bad Guy" himself, the man who oozes machismo, clique member, Scott Hall. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a clique supporter. Never have been, never will be. But I feel that if Hall is brought back in on a full time basis, things can and will certainly change. Here is a guy whose every move is watched and documented. Therefore, Triple H will see to it personally that he would not fuck up again. With Shawn "Bible Boy" Michaels and Kevin "Big Clumsy" Nash around, Hall will be made to feel comfortable instantly. He can still work a good match and his mic skills are still second to none. He should be immediately put on Raw so he could hang out with his buddies and talk religion, parenting and talk about injuries. They could all compare scars and talk about the old days like when they all sabotaged Shane Douglas' WWF career. Ahh, the memories. They could all goof on lil' Seanie Waltman for marrying Sgt. Slaughter. This way Hunter could be in all of his glory. He'll be banging the bosses daughter, ruining the legacy of Ric Flair, poisoning the mind of Vince Mcmahon and all of the writers and along with his bride to be, have a virtual monopoly with both shows. And now he'll have all of his buddies that he could control like puppets. All the while still, he and his boys will be burying threats like Jericho, Booker T, an RVD. So nothing will change for our beloved champion.
BUT. Hall being Hall is guaranteed to screw up. He will most likely do something really stupid like accidentally call the future Mrs. Helmsley Joannie and piss her off to no end. Or even better, he might vomit all over Linda McMahon at the WWE Christmas party. This is good because Trips will have to answer for all of Chicos actions. And the first time he shows any remorse or pity for his friend, he will be frowned upon by his family to be. Just think of the possibilities. Hunter defends Hall, pisses off daddy's little girl and her folks. It won't be long before Steph is so distraught that she leaves her post at Smackdown. Hunter is obviously going to be doing jobs to Hurricane and Molly before he is finally stripped of his title. This will be good because when the ratings are back in the 1's, and Hunter is beltless and on Heat, Raw will have no choice but to give pushes to guys like Jericho, Booker T, and RVD. Ratings will especially skyrocket after Arn Anderson and Ric Flair are booked to give HHH an old school Horsemen whipping. Meanwhile on Smackdown, Paul Heyman will retain his head writing position as Steph is getting daily therapy sessions. Just think of the possibilities. All because of one man. Scott Hall.
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BUT. Hall being Hall is guaranteed to screw up. He will most likely do something really stupid like accidentally call the future Mrs. Helmsley Joannie and piss her off to no end. Or even better, he might vomit all over Linda McMahon at the WWE Christmas party. This is good because Trips will have to answer for all of Chicos actions. And the first time he shows any remorse or pity for his friend, he will be frowned upon by his family to be. Just think of the possibilities. Hunter defends Hall, pisses off daddy's little girl and her folks. It won't be long before Steph is so distraught that she leaves her post at Smackdown. Hunter is obviously going to be doing jobs to Hurricane and Molly before he is finally stripped of his title. This will be good because when the ratings are back in the 1's, and Hunter is beltless and on Heat, Raw will have no choice but to give pushes to guys like Jericho, Booker T, and RVD. Ratings will especially skyrocket after Arn Anderson and Ric Flair are booked to give HHH an old school Horsemen whipping. Meanwhile on Smackdown, Paul Heyman will retain his head writing position as Steph is getting daily therapy sessions. Just think of the possibilities. All because of one man. Scott Hall.
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This message was edited by SuperClerk on 4-16-03 @ 12:15 PM