Anyone Know How to Trap an Irate Squirrel?

[Dirt Merchant 03]

and i don't even know if i spelled the name of the animal right...but here's the problem.

Tuesday afternoon, cleaning out my car (2 bags of garbage) and this irate squirrel starts dropping shit on my car. Sticks mostly. After 4 times you begin to think the animal is fucking with you, but no, he's just doing his thing.

So Wed morning comes and I see that fuzzy little fucker poking around in my garbage. For a second it looked like he smiled at me and said "that's right dumbass, you're going to have to clean this up when you get home."

No garbage was waiting me, but I would like to trap his ass and throw the cage in the Passaic River. Screw animal rights!

"Did we lose a war? That's not America, That's not even Mexico!" how did we allow animals to to take over?!!!

Well enough of the rant. Now I need some suggestions to trap this sucka'!

Humane or inhumane, the latter please...it's more fun!

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[TooCute]

1. MAke sure your bag is properly bagged and there is a lid on your can.

2. Is he building a nest above your car? If so the stick dropping will likely stop as soon as he is finished building it. Simlarly he might be dropping sticks because he's eating the new buds that are coming out because it is spring. This will probably stop as the leaves come out, as well.

3. If it doesn't stop after a while, go to Home Depot and get a cage to trap it in. Let it go somewhere else. I don't suggest drowning it.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

fuzzy little fucker


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[walking joint]

when i was young me and my brother to the displeasure of my parents caught one in a cage. all we did was tie a long string to the door and put a peach in the cage. it took maybe 10 minutes for the squirrel to go into it and we caught him. my parents were so pissed off. the thing was going nuts in the cage. but it was quite effective.....though we were trying to catch any squirrel, not one particular one..so your job may be tougher. Good Luck

[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>You've got to think like a squirrel. You've got to act like a squirrel. You've gotto get inside that hole and crawl around for a couple of days.

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[TheMojoPin]

Get down into the shit, tunnel rat!

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[Arienette]

very carefully, i'd imagine

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[A.J.]

Bring in a female squirrel:

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"Bitch set me up!"

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[GaryWyze]

Bring in a female squirrel

<font color=purple>Just don't let her anywhere near your nuts, GEH GEH GEH.

I feel dirty now.

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[IrishAlkey]

Jam your thumb in its butt 'ole.

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[RageCage]

Spread peanut butter on your ball sack.



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[Dirt Merchant 03]

Spread peanut butter on your ball sack


i tried this method yeaterday. apparently our friend likes a hairy bean bag. I guess the shaved thing isn't as "in" in the rodents crowd as it is with the humans.

there was a neighborhood cat around so maybe he'll be gone soon. then i'll need dogs to get rid of the cats...god i hate animals. they should be researched on and made into priceless garments.


Thx for the help all!


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