ok i have almost 300 posts do i fit in now

[jratt]

I am at the crest of 300 posts and i need to
know i few things

1-do I realy fit in now or am i still an outsider
2-do I get a prize
3-can i have a saying under my name
4-can i realy add anything funny to posts or am i a thread killer
5-will i ever learn to spell good

jratt AKA johnbravo
...im a big black dude with a cool car. I go by the name "nigger". dont be shy.

as for people wishing they were you...

Nobody wishes they were a mistake.

[walking joint]

1.no
2.no
3.no
4.no/yes
5.no

but don't worry, i'm almost at 800 and the answers are the same for me.

[jratt]

ok thanks i feel better but i think i made a funny on another board so i want to share with all of you its a njhc board for a band and some one was talking alot of sh*t so here is my response

you f*cking cum dumpster this board is a hardcore
board and hardcore is angry
i got an idea why dont you go choke to death on
a dIck that has apple sized warts you filthy animal

jratt AKA johnbravo
...im a big black dude with a cool car. I go by the name "nigger". dont be shy.

as for people wishing they were you...

Nobody wishes they were a mistake.

[PanterA]

Who are you again?

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[jratt]

who am i , well i am ...im a big black dude with a cool car. I go by the name "nigger". dont be shy.


jratt AKA johnbravo
...im a big black dude with a cool car. I go by the name "nigger". dont be shy.

as for people wishing they were you...

Nobody wishes they were a mistake.

[jocefus]

who am i , well i am ...im a big black dude with a cool car. I go by the name "nigger". dont be shy.


you're oozing honkyness, who are you kidding...

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This message was edited by jocefus on 4-16-03 @ 3:08 PM

[jratt]

hey can't a guy pretend anymore

i guess it should say
...im a big white dude with a cool car. I go by the name "cornbread". dont be shy.


jratt AKA johnbravo
...im a big black dude with a cool car. I go by the name "nigger". dont be shy.

as for people wishing they were you...

Nobody wishes they were a mistake.

[walking joint]

...im a big white dude with a cool car. I go by the name "cornbread". dont be shy.


this was funnier than what you posted on that other messageboard.

[reeshy]

http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=82&Topic=27268

Hey Jratt,
Go here!!

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[SuperClerk]

do I get a prize


Here ya go-

http://store5.yimg.com/I/incrediblegifts_1734_6620106

Enjoy.

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[Lulu]

First off, don't "*" out you curse words.
Second, don't start threads asking if you're cool. You're not, tool.
And third, stop trying to be shocking. Shock posters were so 5 minutes ago.

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Mad props to the WiggerCunt.

"Don't be afraid to be afraid of the norm."

[TheGameHHH]

I am also so 5 minutes ago, but I still stick around for fun.

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[jratt]

ok LULU or what ever the hell your name is
who made you the athourity on coolness maybe i was just being a dork cause there was nothing else going on so i chalenge you to say something funny,shocking,or entertaing
and whats wrong with a little norton humor here and there the guy is funny so put your meaty paws on your keyboard that is probly coverb with HO HO crumbs that fall out of you fat mouth when you start drooling cause romance connection finaly e-mailed you to say they found a match for some filthy animal like your self


i know i cant spell so dont attack me on that

jratt AKA johnbravo
...im a big black dude with a cool car. I go by the name "nigger". dont be shy.

as for people wishing they were you...

Nobody wishes they were a mistake.

[Lulu]

ok LULU or what ever the hell your name is
who made you the athourity on coolness maybe i was just being a dork cause there was nothing else going onOkay JRATT. If you have nothing better to do, post in the Game Room. You'll increase your post count and you'll barely have to think. Sounds like the forum for you.

so i chalenge you to say something funny,shocking,or entertaingI challenge you to have a better grasp on the English language.


and whats wrong with a little norton humor here and there the guy is funny so put your meaty paws on your keyboard that is probly coverb with HO HO crumbs that fall out of you fat mouth when you start drooling cause romance connection finaly e-mailed you to say they found a match for some filthy animal like your selfThere isn't anything wrong with a little Norton comedy, when it comes from Norton. But you sir, are no Norton.

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- People tool on me for no apparent reason, what can I do to gain respect?
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i know i cant spell so dont attack me on thatYeah, I've noticed. But could you throw in a period here and there? You're sentences are very hard to distinguish from one another. Thanks.

Oh yeah, congrats on 300 posts.

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Mad props to the WiggerCunt.

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Just post.

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[Katylina]

I go by the name "cornbread".

See, that was funny. Don't try so hard.

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i was once with a dominatrix named Lulu and her beating was much worse!!

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Oh good it's gluck.

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[El Mudo]

ok i have almost 300 posts do i fit in now


Please. I have almost 900 posts and I don't fit in...i make my living around here adding dumb jokes to threads and somehow sneaking under the radar...I pride myself on it..

....Garry Owen....

[Aggie]

jratt - like people said don't try so hard and you'll be fine. BUT....LULU is my sister and no one talks shit on her. In case you haven't heard of sarcasm, you should look into it because that's what 99% of posts are. You can't take anything personally and if you do the worst thing to do is attack another member, especially if their big sister can kick your ass. But hopefully it won't come to that.

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[grlNIN]

this board cant contain my coolness

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[hyperspace]

Aggie theres a website that backs up what your saying www.sistas-rule.com i wouldn't mess with you either!!!

[Dewey]

Unfortunately, no. 300 posts do not coolness make. In fact, it is 611 posts that define coolness. If you had 611 posts, I would definitely say you are the man. But since you do not, you are not.

I'm sorry if this hurts, but I am just trying to be honest.

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This message was edited by Dewey on 4-17-03 @ 3:20 PM

[Arienette]

Just postplease don't.

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[Silly Puddy]

Worry about fitting into your clothes, not into some supposed website clique.


January 27, 2003 - The day the laughter died in New York

This message was edited by Silly Puddy on 4-17-03 @ 5:28 PM

[Knowledged_one]

You Suck

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[Bob Impact]

You don't fit in here until you have a scorching case of genital warts.

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[IrishAlkey]

Fuck!

My genital warts just cleared up last week.

:(

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[Doogie]

ok LULU or what ever the hell your name is
who made you the athourity on coolness maybe i was just being a dork cause there was nothing else going on so i chalenge you to say something funny,shocking,or entertaing

JRatt, back the fuck off...It wont bode you to well to pick on girls jerk off face. Ive made people bigger than you cry assmunch. Here is hint number one, if you have to ask if you fit in, you DONT. Now shut the fuck up, dickboy!!

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[IrishAlkey]

Maybe he needs a private dancer...

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[Doogie]

I think he needs to lean against the hot copper pipe that is labeled "Caution Hot"

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[IrishAlkey]

I'll start warming up my pipe.

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[TheMojoPin]

Hands off, Grabby McGrabberton.

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[IrishAlkey]

We don't share a fucking pipe, Google McGoogleton.

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[TheMojoPin]

Why don't you quit hogging the log, Fucky McFuckalot?

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[IrishAlkey]

Shut up.

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[TheMojoPin]

I can't. You complete me.

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[IrishAlkey]

Let's take this place over!

<3

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[TheMojoPin]

Just hold my hand when we drive off the cliff!

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[Arienette]

Just hold my hand when we drive off the cliff!can you do it soon, please? you two are making me ill.

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[Reephdweller]

ladies...calm down. no need for the thelma and louise theme. it's just a message about post totals. relax. take a chill pill.

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[IrishAlkey]

Only if I get to fuck him!...

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[IrishAlkey]

can you do it soon, please? you two are making me ill.

It's ashame one of your wildest fantasies is making you ill.

ADF made me tickle my scrotum once, if it makes you feel any better...

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[Recyclerz]

Unfortunately, no. 300 posts do not coolness make. In fact, it is 611 posts that define coolness. If you had 611 posts, I would definitely say you are the man. But since you do not, you are not.

So, so true.

However, nothing says
It's over, Johnny
quite as profoundly as 612 posts. ;-)




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[TheMojoPin]

Nobody made me tickle my scrotum.

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[Arienette]

ADF made me tickle my scrotum once, if it makes you feel any better...eh, he makes me tickle his all the time. yawn.

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[IrishAlkey]

Nobody made me tickle my scrotum.

You've obviously never been in a chat with ADF after midnight.

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[TheMojoPin]

Oh, I'm not saying that they DON'T make me, just that they don't HAVE to make me, you unmotivated tit.

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[IrishAlkey]

I've always been an easy slut.

Fuck you and your high standards.

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[TheMojoPin]

Please. You've got a crucifix around your neck AND your anklet, Priesty McPriestalot.

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[IrishAlkey]

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AMEN, MOTHA'FUCKA'...PUT IT IN MY MOUTH, IN MY MOTHA'FUCKIN' MOUTH!

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[jratt]

ok tooly mccooly's she came down on me first so i defend my self
2nd i was not being serious about do i fit in or am i cool now
and 3rd my replie to LULU or meme or whatever her name is was not serious
4th i live by spell and grammer check


jratt AKA johnbravo
...im a big black dude with a cool car. I go by the name "nigger". dont be shy.

as for people wishing they were you...

Nobody wishes they were a mistake.

[IrishAlkey]

http://www.filmonline.com.ar/41/notas/Batman/riddler.jpg

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[Doogie]

ok tooly mccooly's

Wow, did ya spend all these hours thinking that one up. That line is older than the crust in your underwear.

2nd i was not being serious about do i fit in or am i cool now

You must have of posted it for a reason...Lil insecure are ya??


3rd my replie to LULU or meme or whatever her name is was not serious
4th i live by spell and grammer check

Ok first of all you are correct on name, but you still are an ass for making the post in first place. Two, it is grammar you neanderthal. Three, it is REPLY you horses ass!! Four, you better get that spell check fixed, that shit is junk.

Thank you. Have a good night, and a wonderful tommorow!!

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This message was edited by Doogie76 on 4-17-03 @ 10:52 PM

[El Mudo]

Maybe he needs a private dancer...



A dancer for money?



....Garry Owen....

[zim]

all those in favor of taking jratt, putting him in a box, taping it shut, and throwing it in a river say I.

jratt, i hope you slip in a puddle of aids and crack your head open

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[ADF]

ADF made me tickle my scrotum once, if it makes you feel any better...



Yeah, people dig me. I'm diggable.

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[SilentSpic]

jratt, i hope you slip in a puddle of aids and crack your head open
That's original...

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[zim]

silent spic, you hurt my feelings. now im gonna make a thread to ask people if i fit in on the board.

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[Arienette]

see, zim... and you thought everybody hated you

Yeah, people dig me. I'm diggablehe's cool like 'dat

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[Doogie]

he's cool like 'dat


He's fat like that
He's down like that
He's Black like that


C'mon who doesnt love Digible Planets??

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[zim]

Charlie how your angels get down like that?!

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