Dr. Atkins dead

[SuperClerk]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/fc?cid=34&tmpl=fc&in=Health&cat=Robert_Atkins

At least he wasn't found in an alley surrounded by White Castle boxes.

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[furie]

upon examination of the body, the undertaker learned the horrible truth. Dr. Atkins' secret to staying thin, Liposuction, and lots of it. Apparently even he couldn't stick to the plan.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

It's sad that he spent his life promoting good health and he winds up dead after a head injury.

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thank you dcpete!

I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[IrishAlkey]

It was that fucking snowstorm on April 7th!

FUCK THIS CRAZY WEATHER!

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[Bill From Yorktown]

if he were a little chubbier he mighta bounced...

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[Immigration Dude]

Probably shoulda been an advocate of everyone wearing hockey helmets...

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"P.S., every thursday shall be free ice cream day".

[JerryTaker]

If I was dying after slipping on the snow, I would have regretted not eating enough pasta w/ rolls while I was alive...


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[GeneralCartmanLee]

who cares bout the fat guy that said his diet made people thin. he couldnt stick to his own diet...

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

who cares bout the fat guy that said his diet made people thin. he couldnt stick to his own diet...


Huh? Atkins wasn't fat.

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thank you dcpete!

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[ShelleBink]

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he looks like an average guy to me... *shrugs*

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[NewYorkDragons80]

upon examination of the body, the undertaker learned the horrible truth. Dr. Atkins' secret to staying thin, Liposuction, and lots of it. Apparently even he couldn't stick to the plan.
Is that a joke or the truth?

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[furie]

joke

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[fatty]

man, the guy who let us know that eating bacon and steak and eggs and cheese will help you lose weight has died. he is truly a hero.

and by the way i'm not really joking, i've lost over 20 pounds on atkins. good for a doctor to stand up to all the other bullshitters who just like to make sure all these other diet foods make money for their bullshit companies.

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[FMJeff]

who cares bout the fat guy that said his diet made people thin. he couldnt stick to his own diet...


Huh? Atkins spoke at my college, recieved an honorary degree...the man was in peak physical shape...this was an accident that cost him his life...he wasn't fat dipshit...

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