Now that we Americans are so much safer...

[Doomstone]

...since the fall of Saddam Hussein, and of course, since the passing of the Patriot Act and even the Rave Act, which are only meant to protect us and nothing else...how are you celebrating your freedom?

Me, I'm enjoying a nice tobacco cigarette, which is legal, even though medical studies show that it's much more harmful than a marijuana cigarette, which is just as harmful as herion, which I know because that's what the Federal Government tells me.

I'm also keeping my eye out for terrorists...you can never be too careful...and you better believe I'm watching what websites I go to...those damn Liberals, who knows what they might want to poison my fragile mind with? And of course, I wouldn't want anyone who happens to see that I might ever have been looking at one of those awful, terrible websites, to get the wrong idea...

I did have a girlfriend though. At least for a while. The problem was that she was half Iraqui, and Iraquis are A-Rabs. I learned that A-Rabs are scum and only want to kill white people and black people and all people that aren't A-Rabs. She didn't seem to want to kill me...but I had to do my patriotic duty and break it off. I'd actually heard that my patriotic duty was to kill her for being an A-Rab, but even I wouldn't go that far. Ending relations with my girlfriend, along with ending my internet habits and ending my recreational habits and letting anyone from our fine government, if they so choose, to check my private life to ensure that I'm not a terrorist, is a small price to pay to live in a free country.

[reeshy]

they might want to poison my fragile mind with?


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[DarkHippie]

Me, I'm enjoying a nice tobacco cigarette
not in NYC you won't, mister.

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[Bob Impact]

Here's what I would do. . .

I would get myself some nice patcholi oils, strip down naked and rub them all over my body. Then, just as the stink began to really seep into my pores I would take a nice hit of acid, smile pretty, and blow my half of a fucking brain all over the walls for being such a dimwitted nothing who attempts to sound intelligent by being condescending and ignorant.

That's what I would do at least.

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[TheMojoPin]

Best way to look like a tool, no matter WHAT the issue? Trying to boil everything down to legalizing pot. Feh.

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[furie]

I did have a girlfriend though.


what was his name?

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[Yerdaddy]

The problem was that she was half Iraqui, and Iraquis are A-Rabs. I learned that A-Rabs are scum and only want to kill white people and black people and all people that aren't A-Rabs. She didn't seem to want to kill me...but I had to do my patriotic duty and break it off.
She dumped you, didn't she?

[high fly]

Try an Iroquois babe next time, they like killing white people, but for a little wampum they'll do anything!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Rorschach]

Sickening.

[2BigFeet]

I did have a girlfriend though
....in Niagra falls, Ontario, Canada. She was a model for wallet photos.

Ow, my eye, my doctor told me not to get pudding in it