View Full Version : Traci Lords : Sexual Terrorist!
Johnny Fontane
04-21-2003, 05:39 PM
Traci Lords recalls, "I was vengeful, even savage, in sex scenes, fully unleashing my wrath. At the ripe old age of sweet 16 I was nothing short of a sexual terrorist."
But having sex for money soon sapped her strength, especially when it was with people she hated - like porn queen Ginger Lynn.
"I was disgusted by the thought of the upcoming lesbian scene I was supposed to have with this bitch on wheels. The thought of kissing her grossed me out. But I guess it's better than having to fuck a fleshy hairball like Ron Jeremy, I reasoned, still feeling less than lucky."
This is an excerpt from the upcoming memoirs of Traci Lords. Now I must ask - what did we learn today?
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DarkHippie
04-21-2003, 05:52 PM
how could she not love fucking the Hedgehog?
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FUNKMAN
04-21-2003, 06:53 PM
wasn't Ron Jeremy voted the "ugliest man on earth"...
what can you say about Traci, she grew up fast and lucky for her she didn't catch AIDS...
who's to judge... or is it whose to judge?
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FatTony
04-21-2003, 07:16 PM
hmmm you could never tell she hated Ginger Lynn. Those scenes didn't make it seem as if she didn't like it.
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Yerdaddy
04-21-2003, 07:33 PM
sexual terrorist
I've been told to wash my dirty bomb before.
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Geppetto
04-21-2003, 07:52 PM
Those scenes didn't make it seem as if she didn't like it.
Thats because shes a fine actress. Don't under estimate someones talent as an actress just because you've seen her gang banged by half a dozen guys.
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Iamnotatool
10-27-2004, 02:52 PM
But I guess it's better than having to fuck a fleshy hairball
If I had a dime for every time a bitch said that to me, or about me, I'd have enough to send those damn books back.
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DJEvelEd
10-27-2004, 05:04 PM
If I had a dime for every time a bitch said that to me, or about me, I'd have enough to send those damn books back.
Exactly what prompted me to say "LET THE CHILDREN READ!!! LET THE CHILDREN READ"
And plus, those fucking TaintZits were KILLING me!!!
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MrPink
10-27-2004, 05:07 PM
i wish i was in porno so ican do girls i hate.
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badorties
10-27-2004, 06:12 PM
who's to judge... or is it whose to judge?
it's "who's to judge" as in "who is to judge" ...
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newport king
10-27-2004, 06:24 PM
what movies were these two in together?
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badorties
10-27-2004, 06:32 PM
the scenes can be found on P2P networks ... if you download or view one of her old movies, is it illegal ...
are these movies kiddie porn ...?
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hmmm you could never tell she hated Ginger Lynn. Those scenes didn't make it seem as if she didn't
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jeffdwright2001
10-28-2004, 06:45 AM
I volunteer to head up the Commission of Sexual Terrorism.
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