Mr. America is.....

[SpicyMcHaggis]

...none other than the brand new gimmick for Hulk Hogan. That's right, Hulk Hogan is Mr. America. Get those flags waving, dust off you're "Real American" record, and get ready for the WWE's newest pile of crap. Hulkamania is truly dead. Red and yellow will be replaced by red white and blue. This is just horrible. This report brought to you by the lovely folks at backstagewrestling.com

"It's always better when served Spicy..."

[Death Metal Moe]

If THAT is what American is supposed to be, bring on the yolk of oppression!

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[SpicyMcHaggis]

Do you think Mr. America will be feuding with that brand new French tag-team? And if you think that's horrible, do you think they'll get a new german wrestler into the mix? And then they can all bitch and moan at each other about whether it's a god idea to be in Iraq? AHHHHH!!! It's madness I tell ya, MADNESS!

"It's always better when served Spicy..."

[DarkHippie]

Dear Kevin Dunn,
I hope the devil rips your asshole into little bleeding pieces when he buttfucks you in Hell!!!
Your friend,
DarkHippie

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[shamus mcfitzy]

COME ON GUYS THIS IS PURE GENIUS!!!!!!! I am a real American.......

[SpicyMcHaggis]

I could go on and on about how dumb this is, but....ah what the hell, THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST IDEA SINCE...SINCE...WELL, AHHH, TO ANGRY TO THINK OF REALLY BAD GIMMICKS!!!!!! HOGAN IS NO MORE! DON'T BRING HIM BACK! WE WANT YOUNG TALENT, LIKE GAIL KIM! THE MACHINE DOUG BASHM, THE DAJAMA, ANYONE BUT HOGAN!

"It's always better when served Spicy..."

[MHasegawa]

If this gets you so annoyed and angry, find something else to watch. Do something else with your time.

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[SuperClerk]

If this gets you so annoyed and angry, find something else to watch. Do something else with your time.



I agree. As dumb as this idea may be, you know we're all gonna watch it. I watch WWE to be entertained. While I may not agree with a lot of things they do, I still watch it. I take it for what it is.

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[SpicyMcHaggis]

Hey, I never said I wouldn't watch, I just needed an excuse to write in caps.

"It's always better when served Spicy..."

[shamus mcfitzy]

i am awaiting it in a really goofy way. I'm actually hoping for a Shockmaster moment. Maybe as soon as Hogan gets in the ring the mask gets caught on something and he is immediately revealed. That would be awesome.

[SpicyMcHaggis]

YOu mean he is going to look like the Patriot? An dy the way, the spoilers now say that he Mr. America will be revieled next week, I hate when they do that.

"It's always better when served Spicy..."

[hatetreehighway]

IS ME-HATETREEHIGHWAY

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[The Z]

If they're going with a whole country thing, they can bring in Sabu! as Mr.Iraq or something (Any middle east country would do)

[Hosp]

I liked it better when he was one of the Machines.

I choose not to think about this and I decide to think instead about having Torrie Wilson rithing around on my face.

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