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Evilpete
04-22-2003, 08:08 PM
how about it..there's a bunch of singles here, why not tryit...Hell I'd sign up

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cheezeemee
04-22-2003, 08:36 PM
Are you lonesome tonight?
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?


Does your memory stray
To a bright sunny day?
When I kissed you
And called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor
Seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your doorstep
And picture me there?
Is your heart filled with pain
Shall I come back again?
Tell me dear
Are you lonesome tonight?


I wonder if you're lonesome tonight
You know someone said
That the world's a stage
And each must play a part
Fate had me playing in love
And you as my sweet heart


Act one was when we met
I loved you at first glance
You read your line so cleverly
And never missed a cue
Then came act two
You seemed to change
And you acted strange
And why I'll never know
Honey, you lied
When you said you loved me
And I had no cause to doubt you
But I'd rather go on hearing your lies
Than to go on living without you


Now the stage is bare
And I'm standing there
With emptiness all around
And if you won't come back to me
Then make them bring the curtain down


Is your heart filled with pain
Shall I come back again?
Tell me dear
Are you lonesome tonight?
Elvis Presley


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TheMojoPin
04-22-2003, 08:42 PM
In the name of whatever any of you think is holy...NO.

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Steels
04-22-2003, 08:43 PM
Fetus4Life (D.C Mark) has already started a "Romance Depot" for RonFez.Net, check it out!



http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?topic=18352&forum=81&messageid=254127



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This message was edited by Steels on 4-23-03 @ 1:17 AM

PanterA
04-22-2003, 08:44 PM
Wht M looking for SWF Midget Wrestler
20 - 35yrs old Must supply headgear
Please contact me via RFMail.

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Reephdweller
04-22-2003, 08:46 PM
looking for aggressive angry woman to bitchslap me back to reality, then dig her spiked heel into my back while taunting me for not worshiping every blessed thing about her existence. oh wait...wrong messageboard.

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FUNKMAN
04-22-2003, 08:54 PM
The Eagles said it best...
:)

DESPERADO

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out ridin' fences for so long now
Oh, you're a hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin' you
Can hurt you somehow

Don' you draw the queen of diamonds, boy
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of heats is always your best bet

Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get

Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no youger
Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home
And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talkin'
Your prison is walking through this world all alone

Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine
It's hard to tell the night time from the day
You're loosin' all your highs and lows
Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away?

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you, before it's too late




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guttersnipe
04-22-2003, 11:02 PM
looking for aggressive angry woman to bitchslap me back to reality, then dig her spiked heel into my back while taunting me for not worshiping every blessed thing about her existence. oh wait...wrong messageboard.

Don't worry, reefdwella, I think you can find what you're looking for here: http://www.pandorasboxnyc.net/

And if that doesn't work for you, I'm sure hyperspace can give you some guidance. ;)

Happy to help!

~snipe

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blakjeezis
04-23-2003, 04:32 AM
SBM with Messianic tendencies seeks 12 SJM to aid in religious crusade. Fishing and tax collecting a plus. No Judases need apply.

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hyperspace
04-23-2003, 05:42 AM
wow i finally get some recognition around here!! and i am a member of pandoras! but i reccomend www.maxfisch.com.

FMJeff
04-23-2003, 07:18 AM
coming soon ;)

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TheMojoPin
04-23-2003, 07:21 AM
GodDAMN you, Jeff. And before my comic book forum, too. Fucker.

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Bob Impact
04-23-2003, 09:01 AM
Oh dear sweet baby jesus take me away from this world before the hell that is RF.net personals hits the world. Holy christ.

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Vee
04-23-2003, 11:07 AM
45 year old hirsute male seeking 18 - 25 year old supermodel female. Must enjoy speaking like a pirate and playing video games. Spectators ok too. Must also cook, clean, and have an income to support two.

Death Metal Moe
04-24-2003, 06:09 PM
I'd participate because internet romances always work out.

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ShelleBink
04-24-2003, 06:13 PM
I'd participate because internet romances always work out.


yea, all of mine from message boards have gone really well.

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CYYYFYYY
04-24-2003, 06:16 PM
the excitement will happen after bad dates and they bash each other. I love
it!!!!!!!!!!!


Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
I am just a Simple jewish Boy
from the Lower east Side
I am the CYYYFYYY
Party Harty!!!!!!

Johnny Fontane
04-24-2003, 06:18 PM
There are only so many cute girls to go around for so many comic book reading wrestling watching fast food eaters.

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The Chairman
04-25-2003, 01:23 AM
I thought that was what Bar 9 was for...

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RF Godfather
04-25-2003, 04:14 AM
Someone is mighty desperate, lol.

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canofsoup15
04-25-2003, 04:17 AM
3 Year old white male searching for extremely hot women that i can fuck into next week, preferably very large breast and a pancakes ass...mmmm...pancakes.

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Shit, if it's going to be that kind of a party
I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

Jennitalia
04-25-2003, 05:06 AM
Yuck

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SatCam
04-25-2003, 03:59 PM
male seeking female. Inquire by person only

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Gmann
04-25-2003, 05:45 PM
I thought that was what Bar 9 was for...



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