"Joe Solo" Bar 9 Reaction thread

[Tenbatsuzen]

<i>I think Joe is alone now....
there doesn't seem to be any Laird around now...
I think Joe is alone now...
Laird is sittin home with his wife and kids now...</i>

Silera = Caged Heat!

Rory has moved from being Powder to Private Pyle.

Matty notices boob jobs; Alkey points them out.

"What, did Joe spend Laird's half of this gig on that?"

Joe needs 10 paragraphs and 40 pounds.

DO NOT CHANGE THE CHANNELS ON THE TV.

ADF needs an eyepatch...

(It's so nice to wake up the next morning and not have to wash your hair 4 times to get the smoke smell out)

Doogie didn't spill his beer the first time...

Doogie didn't spill his beer the second time...

Third time, now Doogie's gonna kick Matty's ass.

JustJon is the bouncer for the Beautiful People backroom.

You need a laminate on a chain to be cool.

Once you start watching Godfather, you can't turn it off, even though it's a 3 hour movie.

Best movie with Ralph Macchio is Crossroads, although it's actually Outsiders.

East Side Dave is going to hell because he dances.

The Fez Rules:

Do not touch any plates or glasses containing food or drink for Fez. Allow the bartender or the waitress to hand it directly to Fez if you're buying.

Do not shake hands with Fez unless he offers first.

Give Fez at least 3 feet of space at all times.

Swiss Miss is probably the best smelling of all the RF girls.

"Why is there a wet spot where he was sitting?"

Is that the designated "Make-Out" couch?

Roller Coasters can be fun for the whole bondage aspect, but not for the whole upside down I'm gonna die aspect.







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[Miguel Bastardo]

The sidewalk production of "Footloose" by east side Dave and Ron was the best damn thing I have seen in a long Time.

[TheMojoPin]

Matty posts like he's writing his "shout outs" in the senior section of your high school yearbook.

U R 2 KOOL 2 B FORGOTTEN.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Don't be hating because you live 250 miles away, Mojo.



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[East Side Dave]

I think I have rabies.

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[JiZ]

East Side Dave, thanks for the fries! Last night was the first time I actually talked to almost everyone. Thankyou to the people that thanked me for the Ron and Fez "thing" especially Ron. Frenchie, thanks for saving me some.

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[ADF]

I think I have rabies.


I think the ketchup was crawling with microscopic rabies vermin.

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[East Side Dave]

I'm getting off ketchup for a while.
























































.................anyone have any Skippy?





























the master's needs da skippy's.


...I was doing a little Golom there. Did ya like that? That was the Golom......from that movie.

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[TheMojoPin]

Don't be hating because you live 250 miles away, Mojo.

I think I can actually taste it at this point.

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[Arienette]

i had fun, and like four drinks spilled on me. whee! it was really good to see everyone, and the apple martinis were excellent.

and ron likes my breasts and we clapped for brother joe together, one of my hands and one of his. i think that means he's my new best friend.

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[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>Looks like I missed out. Fuck you all!!!

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[TooCute]

Don't be hating because you live 250 miles away, Mojo.

Why don't I think the 250 miles has anything to do with it?

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[ADF]

I'm getting off ketchup for a while.



Agreed, the ketchup is old hat.

I thought you were moving on to mustard. I'd be impressed if you tried hot sauce or some wasabi.

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[FollowThisLogic]

The following is a Public Service Announcement, paid for by the Rational Minds of RonFez.net Foundation:

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(And I didn't even get to go to Bar 9... dammit...)

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[grlNIN]

(And I didn't even get to go to Bar 9... dammit...)



if i miss the next 1 YOU sir die

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[mikeyboy]

The Fez Rules:

Do not touch any plates or glasses containing food or drink for Fez. Allow the bartender or the waitress to hand it directly to Fez if you're buying.

Do not shake hands with Fez unless he offers first.

Give Fez at least 3 feet of space at all times.



FYI -
R&F are talking about this part of this thread right now.

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[ADF]

I shook his hand, but I don't remember if I offered or he offered. He's always seemed pretty aloof to me.

I like aloof sponges.

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[Thebazile78]

I like aloof sponges.

It's made from a gourd, you know. . .oh, wait, that's a loofah

Drat. Foiled again.

I too had the privilege of shaking Fez's hand. He offered. I feel tres honore. :)




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[Geppetto]

I missed out because of work, this sucks now it will be a month between bar-9 outings. Did I mention the suckage.

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[CruelCircus]

Joe solo
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C.U.N.T.
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old school Bar Nine.

Nice!

Jim


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[TooCute]

The following is a Public Service Announcement, paid for by the Rational Minds of RonFez.net Foundation:

PLEASE IGNORE THE ABOVE POST, AS IT IS UNNECESSARY, LAME TOOLING.

Thank you for your support.


Do you mind if I borrow your PSA for when you post in Latinspice threads?

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[Sheeplovr]

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your fighting on a message baord

thats rational?

not that anyone eles is here

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[FollowThisLogic]

Do you mind if I borrow your PSA for when you post in Latinspice threads?
I don't stalk like a freak who has nothing else in their pathetic life but to follow someone around a message board to berate nearly all of their posts.

But go ahead, I hear it's <b><font size="+3">TEH COOL!!!!!</font></b> thing to do.

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[TooCute]

I don't stalk like a freak who has nothing else in their pathetic life but to follow someone around a message board to berate nearly all of their posts.


But it is so easy to do! You take the fun out of everything. What's a messageboard if everyone likes each other?

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[swiss miss]

. Frenchie, thanks for saving me some.DAMN, since when am i "some"



and thank you tenbat, ....Dolce & Gabana, light blue

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[JiZ]

Fine, you're not "some" to me. How about, "You Are My Sunshine"

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[mario]

hey, I want "some". Hey frenchie stop "eating" it all up from the rest of us..LOL..Love ya.

[Cybersoldier]

old school brother joe, ron and fez, and the gang there does not make a better night of partying

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[ShelleBink]

old school brother joe, ron and fez, and the gang there does not make a better night of partying

for me, the drinking keeps me from murdering everyone.

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[Doogie]

What's a messageboard if everyone likes each other?

You dont have to like everyone, but there are rules and everyone should adhere to them. I am noticing a lot of bickering and not a lot of enforcment in all of these threads which degenerate. We need to stop with this bickering people. Lets all just remember that we are here for fun and not to annoy the living shit out of each other

As Crash says to Nuke in Bull Durham after he allowed the opposing team to know what pitch Nuke was throwing. "This game is fun Goddamn it!!"

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Strikeouts are fascist. Beside, they're boring.



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[Cybersoldier]

for me, the drinking keeps me from murdering everyone


note to self keep shelle drunk

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[Jennitalia]

You dont have to like everyone, but there are rules and everyone should adhere to them. I am noticing a lot of bickering and not a lot of enforcment in all of these threads which degenerate. We need to stop with this bickering people. Lets all just remember that we are here for fun and not to annoy the living shit out of each other



Shut the fuck up, Doogie

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eat me

[french bread pizza]

it was fun


liza is the best smelling and the softest and oh so sexy..Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm thank you for being there (take your hands off of her jiz)

it was sooooooo great to so ronnie and fezzie..they looked fantastic and they made me feel great...rory looked like shit with the eyebrows and then the shaved head just added to the disgustingness of it...

mario i think i'm in like with you

rory thanks for dinner and that drink...

that fucking cheeseburger was soooooooo good and i ate the WHOLE thing happily..and those fries..MMmmm damn i'm salivating just thinking about it

i got tired very easily i guess cause of the antibiotics i'm on and all the other shitty meds...i finished one drink and i was ready for bed...so sorry i wasn't really hangin that night...especially all you drunk asses (arelis)

thank you to sexybastard who put me up in the great fucking hotel he works at FOR FREE cause he said i was his cousin whose car had broken down..i love those beds...

funny story( not really) in the morning i woke up to go move my car to a garage (from the street) cause after like 8 or something you had to start feeding the meter ..so it was lik 8 and i start walking to my car...and i guess i misjudged which block i had parked on and i walked around like 7 blocks and finally decided it was towed and as i'm like fuck it i'm going back to the hotel i walk right by the car one block over from the hotel..nice and safe...yeahhhhhhhh.

then i slept in till noon and i went to drive leo back to his house in jersey city (since he was off work) and we stopped and some nice hotel you could see the statue of liberty from and snuck into the ballroom and stuff and it was fun..then he took me to eat at a dinner which was goooodd and then i took him home and then i drove home andwent to sleep FOREVER/

i miss my percocets...i'm still in pain and they haven't diagnosed it...is anyone familiar with endometrious (sp?) i'll ask in another thread i think

joe was great...i loved the cunt song and patrick i think you're gay when you talk to joe on the stage like it's just the two of you having a conversation.



your welcome

[Doogie]

Shut the fuck up, Doogie

WOW, words hurt :-( ...Well now I will just have to go and bury my head in a pillow

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