Why does vegetarian's poo smell nicer than regular poo?

[DJEvelEd]

When I follow my vegetarian friends into the bathroom, I'm suprised at the lack of stink during defacation. Sure, it SOUNDS the same, maybe even louder and longer bursts, but there rarely is a bad stench. Sometimes my vegetarian friends will let me look at their bowel movements if they look funny or spatter the bowl in a particular pattern. Vegetarians even claim to use less toilet paper whereas I have to use baby wipes to clean up my ribbony diarrea.








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Don't worry, I got this one...
"Eeeeew Ed! That's so gross! You must have some serious problems!"

BORING.

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[DJEvelEd]

Bob Impact, you have offended me and all my vegatarian friends...Feel the wrath of our flinger feces:

*FLING* *FLING* *FLING*
*SPLATT**SPLATT**SPLATT*

So Bob Impact...How does vegetarian feces taste after it hit you in your faciabrute.

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[Reephdweller]

Sometimes my vegetarian friends will let me look at their bowel movements



I've never gotten to the "dude check out my shit" stage in any of my friendships. You're one lucky guy!

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I refuse to joke in this kind of post, it's really really unfunny on it's own.

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[DJEvelEd]

I refuse to joke in this kind of post,


C'mon, you know you want to. What else is there to talk about? Favorite band? Iraq? favourite colour?

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[jamesdiggy]

Vegetarian poo has that extra drop of Retsin.

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[DJEvelEd]

I've never gotten to the "dude check out my shit" stage in any of my friendships. You're one lucky guy!

Not lucky...just blessed with great pals who can really rock a toilet. Someday a friend may show you his fresh bowel movement and you will understand the kinship(shit).

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[reeshy]

Do you also give them a "hand" when they must peepee???I mean, you guys sound like you're really tight with one another!

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[DJEvelEd]

Do you also give them a "hand" when they must peepee???


I just want to be able to smell it without getting any on me...
They always let me know when they eat asparagus..

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[TheMojoPin]

Are you kidding? I dumped a veggie girlfriend almost solely on the fact she was SO much more flatulent than the rest of us "meat eaters"...must be all of those "natural" gasses...

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[TooCute]

It's cause meat has more stuff that your body can't metabolize than vegetables (various proteins so it's amino acids and junk) and those get digested by bacteria in your intestines, but since they're anaerobic bacteria they produce a lot of sulfer dioxide which is stinky. Also all the proteins in meat are just stinkier when they get broken down. But vegetarians shit can also smell; I mean have you ever smelled your shit after eating a lot of onions or garlic?

Oh, hey, Silera and Westside... how's your shit, by the way?

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[DJEvelEd]

have you ever smelled your shit after eating a lot of onions or garlic?

Yes, but always WITH meat products mixed in. Onions and garlic seep through my skin too...

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[Gvac]

As a dyed in the wool carnivore, I can honestly say that my shit doesn't stink.

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[FUNKMAN]

Yes, but always WITH meat products mixed in.


or with the pasta...

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[kc7586]

When I follow my vegetarian friends into the bathroom
why the hell are you following them into the bathroom in the first place? and why are you smelling and looking at their shit?

and i think it doesnt smell because of the lack of animal flesh in their systems.

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[FUNKMAN]

why the hell are you following them into the bathroom in the first place?


it's the 'yayo"... it makes you poo...

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[HordeKing1]

Why does vegetarian's poo smell nicer than regular poo?

Perhaps vegetarians are more likely to give a courtesy flush.

I doubt if anyone has conducted an empirical study measuring the stink level of vegetraians, carnivores, or omnivores (most people are the latter). Sounds like an interesting master's thesis. That way when you're asked what your thesis was about you can say "just the usual shit."

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[TheKnicks23]

I have to use baby wipes to clean up my ribbony diarrea.


"And I eat my own poo".

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[TooCute]

I doubt if anyone has conducted an empirical study measuring the stink level of vegetraians, carnivores, or omnivores (most people are the latter). Sounds like an interesting master's thesis. That way when you're asked what your thesis was about you can say "just the usual shit."

I don't knwo about empirical studies, but people certainly know what meat and vegetable products get broken down into when digested, and how they smell. Probably it's not something that's even worth bothering with.

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[cheezeemee]

she mispelled no

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[TooCute]

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[schmega]

just like the thread/show segment about evolution, toocute is right on the money. all the proteins in meat is what the bacteria living in your large intestine feast on. they create the gas that makes us fart. if a certain vegetarian was big on beans, i suppose their shit would stink as much.

[shellcreatives]

Poo is rot. When meat rots, it smells. When veggies rot, they don't. Both decompose though...

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[FUNKMAN]

there are some people on the board who think their shit is ice cream...

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[HordeKing1]

Ordinarily, I'd say, "mmmmmm ice cream."

In this case, I'll pass.

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[FUNKMAN]

I'll pass


that's fine... as long as it's not gas or the buck...

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