cheezeemee
04-26-2003, 10:11 PM
Bada Bing yo chekkit
Same thing over and over again. Couple breaks into a warehouse, stumble upon a clean (waist height) table and suddenly feel like taking off their clothes. Then that music starts playing the stuff you hear everyday on smooth jazz 101.9. The kiss and breathe heavy. She leans back as he kisses her neck and works his way down to her teats. While he kisses her teats she's slips off her undees and skirt. He then goes down on her for 10 minutes. He still has his clothes on! Darn! Now we have to watch him take his clothes off! But not yet! He has to go down on her first. He goes down on her and uses his fingers and tongue. First the tongue but gets no response. Then he uses his fingers and she feels it and let's him know it! She sounds like she's about to have an orgasm but doesn't and decides to run her hands through his friggin hair. That's his sign to get up and take his shirt off and show us his chest hair.
She takes his shirt off and kisses his nipples. Then she unbuckles his belt and then.......you guessed it! She takes his pants off. What do we see? A limper! Why is this man not hard like steel yet? So she starts going down on him for another 10 minutes and he grabs her by the back of her head. I did that once and was warned not to do that again. Whatevz! Then he picks her up and throws her on the table. They start to fuck. Oh baby! One leg goes up. Oh do me! The other leg goes up. Do me harder! The camera man decides to get a shot of her vagina from under. WHY!? I hate that shot! It looks like a strange sea animal. Then they do it doggy style! How original. Let's get a shot from in between his legs. This sucks! I don't want to see his ass. Ooooook almost time to finish. He pulls out she instinctively turns around with her eyes closed. He rubs as hard as he can and pulls her closer to his penis. She thinks about swallowing but decides not to. Bad girl! He ejaculates all over her face and she tries to look like she's enjoy it. I came 2 hours ago! Why am I still watching this crap! I would like to see guest stars like Jennifer Anniston (still looks good to me) or Ashley Judd. Or how about some special FX? Tell me you wouldn't want to see a money shot in bullet time? That would be sweeeet. Ok so what I'm getting at is that pornos need a new routine.
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Same thing over and over again. Couple breaks into a warehouse, stumble upon a clean (waist height) table and suddenly feel like taking off their clothes. Then that music starts playing the stuff you hear everyday on smooth jazz 101.9. The kiss and breathe heavy. She leans back as he kisses her neck and works his way down to her teats. While he kisses her teats she's slips off her undees and skirt. He then goes down on her for 10 minutes. He still has his clothes on! Darn! Now we have to watch him take his clothes off! But not yet! He has to go down on her first. He goes down on her and uses his fingers and tongue. First the tongue but gets no response. Then he uses his fingers and she feels it and let's him know it! She sounds like she's about to have an orgasm but doesn't and decides to run her hands through his friggin hair. That's his sign to get up and take his shirt off and show us his chest hair.
She takes his shirt off and kisses his nipples. Then she unbuckles his belt and then.......you guessed it! She takes his pants off. What do we see? A limper! Why is this man not hard like steel yet? So she starts going down on him for another 10 minutes and he grabs her by the back of her head. I did that once and was warned not to do that again. Whatevz! Then he picks her up and throws her on the table. They start to fuck. Oh baby! One leg goes up. Oh do me! The other leg goes up. Do me harder! The camera man decides to get a shot of her vagina from under. WHY!? I hate that shot! It looks like a strange sea animal. Then they do it doggy style! How original. Let's get a shot from in between his legs. This sucks! I don't want to see his ass. Ooooook almost time to finish. He pulls out she instinctively turns around with her eyes closed. He rubs as hard as he can and pulls her closer to his penis. She thinks about swallowing but decides not to. Bad girl! He ejaculates all over her face and she tries to look like she's enjoy it. I came 2 hours ago! Why am I still watching this crap! I would like to see guest stars like Jennifer Anniston (still looks good to me) or Ashley Judd. Or how about some special FX? Tell me you wouldn't want to see a money shot in bullet time? That would be sweeeet. Ok so what I'm getting at is that pornos need a new routine.
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